witchin' ways

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Domestic Starters 2.0

"Do I smell breakfast or is that the house burning down?"

"Honey, you look tired. Go sleep."

"So I was driving past a pet store the other day and couldn't help but wonder how cute an animal would be like in our home."

"I want to move in with you."

"I think we should go house hunting. Buy a big family home on the beach or something."

"What do you think about children?"

"Our son/daughter got sent to the principals office today."

"Babe, can you explain to me what this is doing here?"

"You look like you could use a massage."

"I want to take a shower so you should probably join me. It'll save water."

"I may have broken the dish washer."

"There's a spider in the shower!"

"I think I might be pregnant."

"I want to try for a baby."

"I want to adopt a child."

"You would make the perfect father/mother."

"Think about it. The little patter of children in our home."

"I want to marry you."

"What do you think about this color wall for our room?"

"Why is the bathroom overfilling with water?"

"Did you eat all my oreos?"

"We live together. You can't blame this on anyone else."

"I've got a romantic surprise for you."

"Let's just stay in bed."

"Get back into bed."

"Can you call in sick today?"

"I just want to lie here all day with you."

"Oh, there's no need to put a shirt on."

"I'm sick of doing all the chores!"

"We can't afford this!"

"Don't mind me, just want to remember how beautiful you look in bed this morning."

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muns, reblog this with YOUR face claim

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mistressmxleficent:

SEND A SYMBOL FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION TO YOURS:

▼ kissing them

♢ stabbing them

♞ shooting them

✖ punching them

➶ slapping them

☠ poisoning them

☎ hugging them

☂ picking them up

✗ bringing them alcohol

✣ bringing them food

☯ coming home late

♀ proposing marriage

[musesgonnamuse]

Send “Peck” for my muse’s reaction to being woken up by a light kiss from your muse.

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musesgonnamuse:

OR send “Peck Reverse” and my muse will wake yours up with a light kiss.

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lionswrath:

send me a number and i’ll open my icon folder and write up a starter with that icon.

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The Dean Winchester Starters Pack;

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sonofapie:

Mix of angst, humor and various other emotions.

UPDATED VERSION !

❝ It’s a treasure. ❞ ❝ I swear next person who asks if I’m okay, I’m gonna start throwing punches! ❞ ❝ I know what you’re thinking. Why’d it have to be clowns? ❞ ❝ Why do you think I drive everywhere? ❞ ❝ Dude, you fugly. ❞ ❝ It’s like I finally see a light at the end of this ugly ass tunnel. ❞ ❝ I wish I couldn’t feel a damn thing. ❞ ❝ You know I love the guy, but I swear he writes like freaking Yoda. ❞  ❝ You stink like sex. ❞ ❝ I owe you the biggest “I told you so” ever. ❞ ❝ Yeah, MySpace, what the hell is that? ❞ ❝ Everybody keeps asking me that, but… no. ❞ ❝ I think I’m adorable. ❞ ❝ I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot. ❞ ❝ Dude, he/she wants me to meet his/her parents. I don’t do parents. ❞ ❝ This weight on my shoulders, man, I’m tired of it. ❞ ❝ You mean “protection against a demon” salt or “oops, I spilled the popcorn” salt? ❞ ❝ We know a little about a lot of things. Just enough to make us dangerous. ❞ ❝ Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole. ❞ ❝ First I’m gonna find that handsome devil and kick the holy crap outta him. ❞ ❝ Say you’ll take care of yourself. ❞ ❝ You can take your peace and shove it up your lily-white ass. ❞ ❝ You are not gonna die a virgin. Not on my watch. ❞ ❝ You’re serious? You’re gonna walk in there and tell him the truth? ❞ ❝ We’ve talked about this. Personal space? ❞ ❝ Hey, look! A monster broke my leg. ❞ ❝ Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? ❞ ❝ Dude, could you be more gay? ❞ ❝ You fudging touch me again, I’ll fudging kill you! ❞ ❝ Gimme the baby, or I’ll stab you in your throat. ❞ ❝ I bet it’s not even sharp. ❞ ❝ You don’t stop being a soldier because you got wounded in battle. ❞ ❝ Don’t make me lose you, too. ❞ ❝ Dude, stow the touchy-feely-self-help yoga crap! ❞ ❝ No chick flick moments. ❞ ❝ What, are you allergic to straight answers, you son of a bitch?! ❞ ❝ Pretend he has boobs. ❞ ❝ If you walk out that door, don’t ever come back. ❞ ❝ I like to think it’s because of my perky nipples. ❞ ❝ Don’t ever change. ❞ ❝ I’m proud of us.  ❞ ❝ Not for nothing, but last time someone looked at me like that… I got laid. ❞ ❝ You know who whines? Babies. ❞ ❝ I know how you look into a mirror and hate what you see. ❞ ❝ Demons I get. People are crazy. ❞ ❝ Huh. Man, that’s crap. You always have a choice. You can either roll over and die or you can keep fighting. No matter what. ❞ ❝ I just can’t keep pretending that everything’s alright. ❞ ❝ I’m poison. ❞ ❝ You’re like a walking Encyclopedia of weirdness. ❞ ❝ I guess that’s what I do. I let down the people that I love. ❞ ❝ As long as I’m around, nothing bad is gonna happen to you. ❞ ❝ I get all tingly when you take control like that. ❞ ❝ You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people. And douchebags. ❞ ❝ I think you pissed off my sandwich. ❞ ❝ And best part is  –  I don’t care that I don’t care! ❞ ❝ I wanted you to know that when I do picture myself happy, it’s with you. ❞ ❝ Dude, on my car, he showed up naked, covered in bees. ❞ ❝ Nobody kill any virgins! ❞ ❝ ________ or not, I will stab you in your face. ❞ ❝ My Spidey senses are tingling. ❞ ❝ Then we can all go out for ice-cream and strippers. ❞ ❝ Nobody cares that you’re broken! ❞ ❝ Do I really say “awesome” a lot? ❞ ❝ What’s dead should STAY dead! ❞ ❝ I’ll kill you, your children and your grandchildren. ❞ ❝ You fudging touch me again, I’ll fudging kill ya! ❞ ❝ If you say “(God works in) mysterious ways,” so help me, I will kick your ass! ❞ ❝ You should know… I’m 90% crap. You take that, and what’s left? ❞ ❝ Don’t objectify me. ❞ ❝ Don’t you dare think there is anything, past or present, that I would put in front of you. ❞ ❝ Are we gonna fight or make out? ‘Cause I’m getting some real mixed signals over here. ❞ ❝ I mean, what’s the point in worrying about your future if you don’t have one? ❞ ❝ I’m not gonna whine about my bullshit problems to some bullshit reality show. I’m gonna do my fucking job. ❞ ❝ Do you think it’s ‘cause we’re so awesome? I think it’s ‘cause we’re so awesome. ❞ ❝ Why do people keep thinking I’m threatening them? ❞ ❝ Yeah, nobody speaks Greek anymore. Except Greeks. ❞ ❝ It takes two to… you know… have hardcore sex. ❞ ❝ It’s your grief counselors! We’ve come to hug. ❞ 

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Got to be heading out for work and as of right now I have one reply that I owe.  Have a great night all! I need to find my shoes & lift key asdkjl.

[halequeensarchive-deactivated20]

make me choose between 2 characters/ships/people/films and i'll make a gifset of the one i prefer

[jensenacklezs]

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dean-winchester-crush:

Jensen singing Lynyrd Skynyrd’d Simple Man at VanCon 2015

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casiino:

mobile reply;;

“ y e s. – – ‘r ya going to say please ? ”

she teased, reaching for her lighter.

“May I please ya lighter?”  he asked as his cigarette bounced about the corner of his lip. he opened his pack  and offered her one. 

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Drop one of these words in my inbox and I'll write a drabble centered around it's meaning.

Aloe: Bitterness

Anemone: Withered Hopes

Balsamine: Impatience

Begonia: Deformed

Belladonna: Silence

Briers: Envy

Camillia: Gratitude

Carnation: Refusal

Chrysanthemum: Slighted Love

Cypress: Despair, Mourning

Flos, Adonis: Painful Recollection

Quince: Temptation

Thistle: Retaliation

Tuberose: Dangerous Pleasure

[wayfaringwitch-blog]

I need a few hours sleep. I got things to do during the day..and work tonight. 

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whxwashe:

the hell?

       “Hey –            I need those, I can’t get home            without them. Where – give those back.”

“Can’t let y’ drive home as guttered as you are. You’d ended up hurt or hurtin’ someone else and I can’t live with knowin’ that I could of stopped it & didn’t... If y’ want I can walk you home or I can call  my sisters and one of ‘em can take y’ home..”  He replied pocketing the keys. 

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casiino

“Got a light on y’?” 

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dispxria:

                        ❝   Well I have to establish                              my dominance, yeah?                              I read it on the internet.  ❞

“Pretty sure that ain’t necessary in this situation and I’d actually like the feelin’ t’ come back inta  my arm-- that is if you are done, punching it. --  Trust me you are the Alpha in this..”  He held his hands up case of another swing.