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28,Leeds

[doggosource]

if u steal car keys human will never leave you alone

[90skid-com]

[bestfunny]

He saw what the world had to offer and turned his back on it

[cleosertorie-deactivated2019113]

elizabeth olsen / h&m 2018

[ericorbit-deactivated20181220]

[fakehistory]

USA government uses Secret Weapon to end the war against the Islamic State (2018, colourized)

[butterflypeaflowertea]

band: sings about being in love me: can’t relate florence + the machine: sings about being a big tall tree and watching as the world ends and becoming an omnipresent goddess who lives in the woods with her dryad brethren me, with tears in my eyes: me too florence me too

[hytygr]

Peggy Oki

[localstarboy]

[estrxlla]

This was so much funnier when I heard his accent. Hahahaha bless him. “Show me your tits”

[fakehistory]

Young child asks President Donald Trump if his parents can return to the United States (2018)

[thenatsdorf]

[kissedbyatroll]

I love how he just catches her

[disgustingpile-deactivated20140]

i love how he did what he was supposed to do. i love how he didn’t powerbomb her through the ice and smash her spine into several pieces. i ship it.

[the-rain-monster]

At any given moment there is a shark behind you. It might be a thousand miles away, but there is a shark behind you.

[friedcherryblossomprincess-deac]

And that shark is totally behind you. It is supporting you in whatever you do and wants you to succeed.

[leslady79]

Rosa and Alicia (all scenes)

[jjjustanotherhuman]

They. Are. The CUTEST.

[fakehistory]

Cringy British soldier attempting to be trendy by reusing dead meme (May-1940)

[federalbureauofislam]

sorry I haven’t replied to ur texts I’ve been overwhelmed by literally anything that’s ever happened or will happen

[first-ex-wife]

[first-ex-wife]

Bonus:

[newkiidsonmycock]

[tonistark24]

My AP Psych teacher from high school keeps binders and notebooks with dicks drawn on them to use as visual aids for the Freudian unit.

One time she did this life changing little “experiment” where she ever so calmly asked guys why they draw penises on things. They tried to say “it’s just funny” or “you don’t understand” and she just kept saying “you’re right, I don’t understand. Explain to me. You already know what a penis looks like, why do you have to draw it on things? Are you marking it? Are you tagging it? Girls don’t draw vaginas on things.” And the guys suddenly started questioning their motives for everything they do and one guy was like “ms, stop talking about penises, you’re making us uncomfortable.” And she shouted “HOW DO YOU THINK WE FEEL SEEING DICKS DRAWN ON STUFF ALL THE TIME?”

[crayoncrittle]

Teacher game strong