Waymo

[waymo-o]

Goodbye, Vancouver! Next time you need someone to light the torch, call us up. (at Olympic Torch)

[gameandwatch-deactivated2013043]

Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever [x]

[yggdrasilly-blog]

oh my god

[pigeonstalking]

NOOOOOOO

[aanubis]

they all gasped like OHHH

[shelbyfero69-deactivated2017022]

IM CRYING IM PHYSICALLY CRYING HE FALLS AND THERE ALL LIKE WHAAAAWHOA U OK BRO AND HE GETS UP LIKE *SIGH* YEAH ITS FINE

[redditon-blog]

Peaches sleeping on the door handle on our way home

[awwww-cute]

He jumped in and meowed until i closed the door, maybe he thinks he is going in to space

[thornsandwillows]

If you take a young man and woman and they both tell a stranger that they work in the same restaurant, it’s very likely that they will assume that the woman is the waitress, and the young man a cook.

But I thought a woman’s place was in the kitchen? Not when she’s being paid for it. I can’t believe it took me this long to realize the implication of this. A woman’s place is one of servitude.

[lexlifts]

this fucking hit me like a fucking train 

[shesaware]

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

[burgertwink-blog]

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

[hipster-trichster]

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

[becausemercy]

[sav-n-cheese]

found the twelve year old

[themediocrehulk-deactivated2018]

this is almost as fun as ‘find the vegan’

[galacticfuck]

we are not entertainment clowns. we simply eat healthy. go back to burger king.

[holyfuckface]

i found the vegan

[deadlykillerqueen]

[famousest-deactivated20210114]

"do u want the rest of my food"

"here u can have them"

[67888875322467]

This kitty accidentally stepped on a bee

[certifieddating]

[nakedly]

you are not fat you have fat  you also have fingernails  you are not fingernail 

[frozensanity-blog]

We made it into Disney on ice!!!

[frozensanity-blog]

My Russian spilt :))

[frozensanity-blog]

Silks are so much fun :))

[wavymeech]

If this ain’t bout true as hell

[official-nhl]

Mad Sassy Rask is best Rask. Not even the water bottle can withstand his wrath. 

Clarkson would not be pleased with this.