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‘Ello friends!

Alexander Vass, your resident Shakespearian villain from Dellecher Conservatory, is back this year (oh please, we ain’t getting cut).

I dare you to ask me anything, message me or @ me in memes.

Now sayonara, I need to run my lines and not fail - I need to be at least below average this year.

therealolivermarks

it says " want to know a secret?" so I said yes😂😅

Oh! How silly of me!

Here's a secret for you then:

James can be the most annoying sleeper. He once kneed me in the ribs (unconsciously, of course) and I had a small but ugly bruise for almost a fortnight. Oh and he's also extremely ticklish. If he asks, you didn't hear it from me.

therealalexandervass

OOooooOOoooo! James and Oliver

dellechersmysteryman

there is a burnt smell lingering in the halls of dellecher. what is this? are we burning down the library again? or is it @therealalexandervass this time?

therealalexandervass

Sorry, i farted

merry christmas you bastards

#if we were villains #iwwv

what a depressing times these are.

#if we were villains #iwwv #alexander vass

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Find a heart that will love you at your worst and arms that will hold you at your weakest.

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therealalexandervass

rabbit. @therealbunnycorcoran

looking4newferns

assign a taylor swift song for all of your friends (both Dell and hampden)

okay.

(most are songs i think fit you and some are how i feel about..you/our relationship, i'll just say that most are songs i think i fit you i think the one's who have the latter will figure it out themselfs :) )

@therealbunnycorcoran — Innocent, this is me trying, ME!

@deer-slayer — I did something bad, Carolina

@millymacau1ay / @redwinestainedlips — mad woman

@thereal-meredithdardenne — the man

@therealjamesfarrow — The moment i knew, tolerate it.

@therealalexandervass — 22, ME!

@therealolivermarks — It's nice to have a "friend"

@new-neanias / @johnrixhardpapen — this is me trying

@therealachlysrowan — This love,sparks fly

@therealfrancisabernathy / @francois-rouge / @written-by-baudelaire — the last great american dynasty

@therealwrenstirling — seven

@therealrichardstirling — bad blood