the future is a benevolent blackhole

✡️ They/them | just me shouting into the void

[council-of-beetroot]

Heads up jumblr new (((Zionist))) blocklist just dropped

@spot-the-antisemitism

[pettytiredandjewish]

I guess I have to try harder- the fact that I’m not on it kinda disappoints me

[transbeckett]

I love you king david and johnathan. I love you naomi and ruth. I love you queer jews in my phone. we have always been here and will always be here.

[proudlyunicorn]

I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr

[proudlyunicorn]

11 FUCKING THOUSAND NOTES ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHERE ARE YOU ALL COME DATE ME

[gleerant]

ok

[gleerant]

update: we are dating

[gleerant]

update: we are married

[proudlyunicorn]

update: we knocked up

[strugglingqueer]

This is the cutest story on the entirety of Tumblr, I swear to god!!!!!

[gleerant]

Update: had a baby together

[gleerant]

Update: he’s 1 year old today

[gleerant]

Update: he’s 2 today

[proudlyunicorn]

Update: baby number two, electric boogaloo

[proudlyunicorn]

Update: guess who became a big brother yesterday?

[gleerant]

[iftye]

I was not built for this (getting out of bed)

[hilacopter]

alright jewtuals who's ready for the worst pride month of our fucking lives

[waytootiredforthis]

Lowkey thinking abt not going to pride this year I’m so nervous

[chanaleah]

pride sameach to all LGBTQ+ jews and israelis out there! 🏳️‍🌈💜✡️

[optimisticlucio]

Just tossing this here so non-jewish mutuals/followers are aware, since I think this isn't as well known: Jewish Voice for Peace is as representative of jews as Autism Speaks is of autistic people. That is to say - not at all.

To clarify, I do not disagree with the idea of jews fighting for.. well, peace. I am a big supporter of organizations like Standing Together which pushes for exactly that. The issue is that JVP just makes shit up, often misrepresents or totally messes up jewish tradition (like the time when they misspelled every single hebrew word on their passover plate), and is generally such a car crash that it would be a bad idea to take their comments on judaism at face value.

[largishcat]

there have been 774664 studies on basic income and the results of every single one have been “wow! we gave people money and literally everything improved! crime rates are down! the actual sky is bluer! my (the researcher’s) wife decided not to leave me after all!” but these have all been short studies, just a couple years. i think what’s really missing from the field is a proper long form study, with a broader, bolder demographic, to really get us those numbers we need. a truly diverse study pool like, say, everyone. forever

[gaelic-symphony]

REBLOG IF YOU THINK PATRILINEAL JEWS ARE VALID AND AN IMPORTANT PART OF AM YISRAEL✡️

[uchidachi]

“Is fighting leftist antisemitism really the hill you want to die on?”

Not particularly. But, since that’s where you’re trying to kill me, I’d rather go down swinging.

[yell-hound]

When I’m in a “beginning to spread misinformation and antisemitism out of literally nowhere” competition and my opponent is a YouTuber/artist/musician whose creations used to bring me joy and comfort

[lem0nademouth]

where all my queer and trans jews DREADING PRIDE MONTH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[milevenfcb]

Because a certain group of people doesn’t seem to understand:

Hamas 👏 Could 👏 End 👏 The 👏 War 👏 Right 👏 Now 👏 But 👏 They 👏 Are 👏 Rejecting 👏 Every 👏 Ceasefire 👏 Proposal 👏 From 👏 Israel 👏 And 👏 Won’t 👏 Release 👏 Israeli 👏 Hostages 👏

[avian-misdemeanors]

would love for goyim to stop trying to get diaspora Jews to disavow and condemn Israeli Jews. they are our cousins, our siblings, our family. they are welcome in my home and at my table. they are our people.

yes fuck Bibi and fuck Likud. most Israelis will agree with me on that.

but you will never get me to rebuke 7 million of my own people just because their government currently sucks. how dare you.

if you require a Jewish person to disavow nearly half of our global population before you're willing to treat us like human beings, you're a fucking anti-semite, plain and simple.

[lifeattomsdiner]

First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this

[our-blood-is-our-ink]

Nah I'm actually going to say this on my main blog:

if you aren't Jewish, you don't have a right to weigh in on what's antisemitic or not

thanks for coming to my ted talk

[michatovah-deactivated20240812]

for jewish american heritage month i want every tumblr user to personally issue me an apology for making me read the most dogshit takes possible about jews on this website. cashapp is also acceptable.