Two Braincells, None Thinking

he/him | 24 | loves fighting games. total dogshit at fighting games.

[asphor]

I really loved this bit

[theburialofstrawberries]

awesome awesome interview with Emily Wilson

[unpeeled-human]

stop telling me what not to draw. i do not care

[bravelycowering]

i had a vision

[anarchistmemedistro]

[pansyfemme]

sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

[bagofcoldnoodles]

Is it licking boots?

[pansyfemme]

because of sexual desires i will not disclose here.

[flipchild]

[flipchild]

[powerburial]

picking the torture option and the next day the first thing he does right off the bat is make me eat a really big live spider

[7777777awawawa7777777]

?

[7777777awawawa7777777]

when that shawarma hit

[koiagain]

too weird for normal kids too normal for weird kids Just right for being alone and miserable my entire life

[koiagain]

a Common misconception under this post is that the weird kids will not judge you. I have news for you

[glasspalacesstoneshop]

Ok so I know like. The heteronormative thing is that like women want men, but like, they’re often not supposed to want men, you know? Like they’re supposed to be passive objects in their own sexuality. So whenever I see something telling women that it’s okay to like men or whatever and tumblr mocks it I’m like okay is this an It’s Okay To Be Straight moment or is this telling women that it’s okay and normal to have sexual desires

[glasspalacesstoneshop]

*gestures vaguely at booktok discourse* do you think we are normal about women’s sexuality towards men

[valtsv]

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

[valtsv]

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

[strawberry-crocodile]

i should call her

[cyncope]

@official-pussy-posts-2

[official-pussy-posts-2]

Official Rockussy Post

[plushpyth]

my little sister is 5 by the way and she is fuckign hilarious im literally crying rn

[plushpyth]

Hey guys the star of Let It Snake is graduating high school today lmao

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

best sleeping conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets 

[cityelf]

Left is MY FIC, right is the ACTUAL BOOK QUOTE IT WAS INSPIRED BY

(Mask context: masquerade ball / cinderella au)

It has been doing numbers EVERYWHERE and I only found out from this lovely person who commented on Ao3:

So yeah I guess if anyone wants to read an 8 year old Song of Achilles fanfic written in a fever dream after watching Into The Woods, be my guest

[dilf-din]

I shit you not, one of my friends got engaged and used this for their caption yesterday 😭😭😭

Should I tell her 🤭

[cityelf]

NOOOOOO OH MY GOD LMAO

[chosenofthegods]

That is a new level of containment breach

[tpwrtrmnky]

"Whether someone understands it or not, these are the consequences of the political views they're espousing" is a pretty important analysis tool for online movements because quite honestly, over half of everyone engaging in politics online have no foundations for the stuff they're saying and are just saying whatever makes them feel like a member of an in-group.

[tpwrtrmnky]

If your in-group is "the left" you're very much not immune to this. In fact, trying to do left-wing politics without even trying to build a foundational political understanding is a great way to end up as a neo-nazi with a tumblr accent rather than an effective left-wing advocate.

[inbabylontheywept]

you're not allowed to bring wireless devices into classified areas and a security guy noticed a square phone-ish shape in my pocket so he asked me to show him what it was and i had to show him my can of pocket herring :/

[inbabylontheywept]

artists depiction of event

[nebulae-d]

"okay, but are you a nonbinary woman or a nonbinary man" im going to nonbury you in a fucking hole.