yo

ash

[yourgoat]

*sees a feather on the ground* *small gasp* a gift

[pleasurebeach]

homophobic rights

[that-twink-over-there]

I’M LOSING MY MIND 😂😂😂

[rabbit-exe]

this is a fucking stellar representation of terfs I love it

[marvel-lous-things]

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

[thetrashiestoftrash]

Please, I am begging you, visit the official Captain Marvel website

[biodegrade]

I’d love to relax but it’s just not realistic

[glumshoe]

I like haunted houses in theory BUT I have no idea how to react when the actors speak to you. They ask me a question and I just… answer it…

The scariest part of a haunted house is the unscripted social interaction.

[glumshoe]

Scary nurse in a creepy voice: “Do you have an appointment to see the doctor?”

Me: “Uh. Do you accept walk-ins?”

[catchymemes]

[smalltalktorture]

tumblr i am literally begging you to let me reblog your shitpost ads

[davidfosterflawless-deactivated]

[catbushandludicrous]

[graceebooks]

OH MY GOD

[theseaisalesbian]

It’s back

[sizvideos]

[nopizza]

He committed to how pissed off he was

[cocochineal]

I love how petty this is

[quiet--batpeople]

I hope he brought the video to traffic court to contest the ticket lol

[doing-talking]

I love the poetry that this gifset ends with him running into a police car.

[gjallarmoth]

This is a tactic called Uncivil Obedience: where you follow the law so stringently that it exposes the injustice the law causes.

[robotjiji-deactivated20190529]

anxiety brain: IM GOING TO DIE ALONE AND UNCARED FOR

the other side of my brain which is wearing a hawaiian shirt: [cracks another sparkling water] yeah probably

[henryclervals]

we’re almost in the ‘20s and dadaism is thriving, europe’s in a shambles, everyone is broke and the right wing is on the rise so i guess we really don’t learn a goddamn thing huh

[moonisneveralone]

This is really the post I was looking for

[twitterlols]

[bob-belcher]

me entering a group chat

[sonseulsoleil]

the three pillars of gay music are 80s music, pop punk music, and showtunes 

[betterbrighterbecki]

if i may, 

[love]

Flower Power by Sophie Gamand, a photo campaign to show the softer side of pit bulls, and help them get adopted.