I Came Here To Drink Milk And Kick Ass

And I've just finished my milk.

[calledoutpost-deactivated202103]

found the killer post again bc i lost it

[luncheon-aspic]

Happy Halloween to all the ghouls, goblins and THE KILLER

[beardedmrbean]

[radiofreederry]

[beardedmrbean]

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[kurgy]

wheres seasons greasons

[kurgy]

[kurgy]

its that time of year again

[theangriestlittleunicorn]

It doesn’t have to be

[kurgy]

its not optional

[lovely-v]

This is the best fuckign movie on the planet

[radiofreederry]

“We can’t make transit free because then people might use transit”

[moonisneveralone]

This is actually hilarious, because the train, bus metro etc is going anyways.....so what difference does it make?

[desolationlesbian]

I cannot put into words how much I Fucking Loathe the fact that when you search something on youtube now it will randomly intersperse blocks of "people also watched" and "for you" into the results. That's not what I searched for, youtube. I typed in a search query because I wanted to see search results, not random unrelated garbage you have placed in my way apparently to either inconvenience me or force me to scroll further for actual results. I despise your wretched little games and every time I see it I can only instantly close the tab as I am overcome with the urge to burn something down.

[macademia-nut]

"I despise your wretched little games" perfectly conveys how I feel about the entire algorithm/attention economy

[homie-koyomi]

God the entire idea of an "attention economy" is so fucking dystopian, but that's exactly what it is and it pains me

[bizarrelovesquare]

unironically love the phrase “but I’m being so brave about it” because truly, like, what other choice do we have in this wretched existence? what a beautiful way to remind yourself to keep going, even if only out of spite

[tyrannusimons]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Murdered the entire squad

[mielnah-deactivated20220722]

are they... you know...? *makes a stabbing motion*

[hellboundheart]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[wealthyhugepenis-deactivated201]

let’s be friends with benefits. the benefits? you get to be friends with me

[tsukithewolf]

[powerfulwizard]

In every city bus garage, there is a bunker where all the bus drivers live, eat, and sleep when they’re off-duty. The city encourages the bus drivers to fuck to strengthen their bonds as warriors.

[powerfulwizard]

[allbluesanji]

[kaiserbeamz]

the way this gif took tumblr by storm a decade ago

[giritina]

When I was in middle school I got in a fight w my friend abt whether or not this was weird. I was like “why are they knocking their heads against each other like that” and then my friend was like they’re fucking cuddling freak. When I got in a relationship later and nuzzled my partners face for the first time I felt like a fucking virgin for criticizing these women who had already been through so much

[killthefuckinglights]

has this been done?

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[deaths-accountant]

If you can free it, you become king of the Netherlands

[thetomska]

[the-little-fox-in-the-box]