Wayward Wind

Hi! My name's Ventus. Im training to be a keyblade master with Master Eraqus, Terra,and Aqua. Go ahead and Ask me anything!

[torewindtime]

You did no such thing.

[borkyno-deactivated20160330]

have i told you guys about the time that i classically conditioned my kindergarten class

[borkyno-deactivated20160330]

I got like 4 anons asking about this so I guess I didn’t:

     omg. okay, so basically, I was a “gifted kid” which was code for fucken nerd ass bitch, so i would constantly just stare off into space during class while everyone else was tryna figure out what the fuck our teacher was tryna say. Anyway, I was learning about chemistry and biology outside of school(i know what a fucking nerd amirite ladies), and my dad got me a book that talked about all these famous psychological experiments.

    So chapter one was, would you have guessed it, Pavlov’s dog. I thought it my be fun to try something to that extent with my classmates. Now, keep in mind, being a nerdy ass brown kid in a school full of white ppl meant that I wasn’t exactly popular, and no one really talked to me in class or cared what I was doing.

   Everyday, at 9:45 am, our teacher would announce that it was snacktime, and everyone would fucking sprint to their cubbies to grab their lunchboxes like it was the goddamn hunger games. Kindergarten kids didn’t really have a concept of time, so i used this to my advantage. At 9:45 as my teacher would walk up to announce snacktime, I would knock on my desk really quickly three times. It was rly subtle, and I wasn’t sure that it would work.

   So after two or three weeks, I decided to have some fun. Thirty minutes after school began at like 8:30 or something, I tapped knocked on the desk. Half the class turned their heads and looked straight at the cubbies. 3 boys got up and were about to run to get their lunchbox. One girls stomach started growling REALLY loudly. The teacher had to take 5 minutes to get everyone to calm down and one kid started crying because he thought it was snacktime and he was so shocked and destroyed.

   Realizing that I had basically dog trained the whole class, I burst out laughing so hard I fell out of my chair and cut my head on the tile floor and got sent home early because I was laughing so hard they thought I had a concussion or something. When I explained what happened to my dad he left the room, but I could hear him losing it in the hallway. 

   So everytime now that I learn about classical conditioning in my Neuroscience classes, I have to fight to keep a straight face

[waywardwindventus]

Playing dumb really isn't a good idea. After all, I can't tell the difference.

After the burn the Mun's friend gave you, you're one to talk.

You stole it. Now, give it back!

[fahraemizta-blog]

DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING

SINGING THE SONG SIMPLE AND CLEAN

[thekingmickey-deactivated202404]

IT IS THE MUSIC OF THE PEOPLE

WHO DIDN’T SKIP THE GAMES BETWEEN

[buxom-badass-deactivated2016080]

WHEN THE BEATING OF OUR HEARTS

SUMMONS THE KEYBLADES TO THE LAND,

THERE ARE SEVEN LIGHTS ABOUT TO FIGHT

WHEN TOMORROW COMES!

[alternisdimension-a]

WILL YOU JOIN THE KEYBLADE WAR

WHO WILL BE STRONG AND STAND THE FEELS?

WILL THIS BE THE FINAL BATTLE?

AND WILL QUESTIONS BE ANSWERED?

BECAUSE THIS AWAITED GAME WILL BECOME REALITY~!!!

[treecat22]

How to scare the crap out of a whovian

set a small stone angel in your yard

invite whovian to your house

set wifi to ┓┏ 凵 =╱⊿┌┬┐

randomly move angel’s position close to the house

start repeating everything they say

when they fall asleep, draw tally marks on their skin with sharpie

wake them up wearing a gas mask and saying “are you my mummy?

[fcclsgold-deactivated20151011]

slow down there satan

[faylor]

Reblog if you didn't find Tumblr through MTV

[waywardwindventus]

Tumblr was on MTV?

[waywardwindventus]

OOC: The Mun is already regretting her part in the Mishapocalypse because both Ven and Vanitas are now kind of pissed at me

OOC: They're working TOGETHER to get revenge on me.....I'm slightly afraid. Vanitas has that one smirk on his face and Ven is just staring at me with this look on his face

[jockcasual-deactivated20250328]

Visit Original Link

[ratfriends]

THIS is how you mashup!!!

[batchedarchive-deactivated20150]

[madamelokiofasgard]

[loveisvengeful]

Holy Crap.

[growingupissomainstream-blog]

Everyone with a DISNEY blog or even just a regular blog that contains a lot of Disney who reblogs this by March 1st will have their URL written down and taped somewhere in Disneyland.

Lets see if this goes anywhere. (I’ll also take pictures of where I tape them all so you can see where yours ended up and I’ll post them sometime in March) ~

[everythingisdisney]

I wonder if this actually works… Cause I’ve reblogged so many posts like this…

[waywardwindventus]

Good Night!

OOC: Ven's already tuckered out. Good night all.

[waywardwindventus]

Don't worry about it Ven! So there might be more than one devil and there might not be.

Thanks

[waywardwindventus]

Not really. I was trying to get the hell out of Hell at that point: I was getting bored

Don't you think that guy's going to get mad at your for mangling his name?

And what do guns and casting something have to do with Lucifer?

[waywardwindventus]

Well, I did want to do that at one point, but Luci was in time-out in some cage with some dick and two poor scmucks. I did manage to screw with Luci's replacement a bit though. I might have to go back through there, unless you've managd to destroy Hell?

I didn't go exploring! I was swarmed at the gate and after I used Sanctuary on them a couple of times they started muttering about angels and that's when they saw I looked like you and heard me cursing you under my breath I saw their reactions to your name. I then got the hell out of there whenever they said they were going to get the boss.Wait, if Lucifer's in some cage, who's running Hell and how did THAT happen? 

[waywardwindventus]

You're awfully silent tonight, Venny. Cat got your tongue?

Do you have any idea of how close you came to ending both our existences with your "Directions!"

Next time I ask for directions to the beach, don't give me directions to HELL!

I don't even want to know why you know how to get there! 

[mysterious-prophetess]

What have I done.....

voidgearvanitas  said: I see you still think so highly of yourself….I think I have some time until that wimp Ven finds his way out of the latest place he’s gotten lost in before I start in on him

And here he goes folks, and he’s even dragging his poor mun into this…..

Well, I did ask for it and Ven might want to get back soon….I don’t think I can handle this guy alone at the moment

[waywardwindventus]

Vanitas! What are you playing at! This is as bad as the last time you gave me terrible directions!

[waywardwindventus]

OOC: Offline

Vanitas has made it so Ven has used up all his patience so they're going off to their rooms for now and I'll have to make sure Vanitas doesn't get revenge for Ven's spilling of the beans. I mean come on, it's not so embarrassing he sleeps with a pink fluffy moogle! Ven sleeps with a green stuffed cat named "Fresh Breeze." Oh shit, now he's going to get me...BYE!

[veganlove]