Jobber 2.0

27. Married. WWE fanatic. This blog was created with the intent to get my wife off my nuts.

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Milwaukee and Ashland, 1937, Chicago

[wcjobber]

A haiku in remembrance

The Phoenix is free

of his earthly bonds and can

ascend to heaven.

Long Live Hayabusa.

[wcjobber]

So....I accidentally negotiated myself a 50 cent raise today at work...I wasn’t even trying.

[live-angel]

Super Mario 64

Motherfucking TJ “Henry” Yoshi Jesus Christ fuck dude motherfuckin Half A press video bullshit Jesus can you fucking believe this shit

God damn created 0.5x a presses then fucking lawyers and shit right fucking parallel universes god damn syncing speed fuck yo shit I can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck TJ “Henry” Yoshi man

Motherfucking scuttlebug scuttlebug you put in the 12 hours fuck put in the 12 hours motherfucking building speed with this gate ceiling fucking hyper speed walking shit TJ “Henry” Yoshi I’m very tired

No man I’ll just talk about the Half A press video all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Half A press video fuck dude I just watched it a year and a half ago fuck TJ “Henry” Yoshi man he fucked over scuttlebug crazy parallel universes syncing speed T1 through T6 Or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who uploaded 0.5x a presses I don’t like dying I can’t think of who the fuck uploaded 0.5x a presses All I can think is who was quoted by the guy who uploaded 0.5x a presses who the fuck uploaded 0.5x a presses

PANNENKOEK2012.

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Please excuse my shitty photoshopping, but has this been done yet?

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Yes, I totally did draw Matpat and Stephanie in a Gravity Falls style wITH TOTALLY NOT BLATANT REFERENCES.

10 points for whoever can point out every single reference

Speedpaint here

[wcjobber]

Can I just say, I find the notion of Bill and Majora’s Mask in close proximity to each other to be both terrifying and intriguing? Brilliant art.

[riskpig]

Sorry for the shitty picture quality. My computer can’t record video like it used to.

Fluffapalooza is upon us!

Skin Deep: The Visual Novel is set to release on February 12, 2016, Rumbelle’s fourth anniversary!

Every year, the fandom hosts Fluffapalooza to celebrate the ruination of our lives. We post all things fluffy an joyous to bring us all together. <3

This year, I’m presenting this short game as a gift to all of you. It will absolutely be free to play, and will be available for Windows, Mac, and Linux!

Patreon Rewards!

By January 31st, if you pledge $10 or more on my Patreon, you will receive a credit in the final game, get to play the second beta, AND receive the naughty-naughty version of this game. Rumple and Belle (as well as a secret character) will have a risque costume change, and the challenges take a slightly more adult turn!

$5+ patrons will be given access to download PSD and SAI files!

$1+ patrons get to view select preview of the work-in-progress!

If you pledge after January 31st, there is no guarantee that you will be charged for the month of February, so don’t risk it! You will only receive the beta after you have been charged. The same goes for the special game, once it is complete.

Thank you, everyone, for the support you have given me in pursuit of this project. I have learned a lot, and look forward to making you guys bigger and better games!

[riskpig]

Sorry for the shitty picture quality. My computer can’t record video like it used to.

Fluffapalooza is upon us!

Skin Deep: The Visual Novel is set to release on February 12, 2016, Rumbelle’s fourth anniversary!

Every year, the fandom hosts Fluffapalooza to celebrate the ruination of our lives. We post all things fluffy an joyous to bring us all together. <3

This year, I’m presenting this short game as a gift to all of you. It will absolutely be free to play, and will be available for Windows, Mac, and Linux!

Patreon Rewards!

By January 31st, if you pledge $10 or more on my Patreon, you will receive a credit in the final game, get to play the second beta, AND receive the naughty-naughty version of this game. Rumple and Belle (as well as a secret character) will have a risque costume change, and the challenges take a slightly more adult turn!

$5+ patrons will be given access to download PSD and SAI files!

$1+ patrons get to view select preview of the work-in-progress!

If you pledge after January 31st, there is no guarantee that you will be charged for the month of February, so don’t risk it! You will only receive the beta after you have been charged. The same goes for the special game, once it is complete.

Thank you, everyone, for the support you have given me in pursuit of this project. I have learned a lot, and look forward to making you guys bigger and better games!

[riskpig]

HERE YOU GO, GUYS!

I eat the super-hot pepper, as promised. Thank you so much for your help - could never get this far without you.

Wanna keep the good times rolling?

Original Request Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKT_a5pRlBs

GoFundMe: http://gofundme.com/lonelybirds

Patreon: http://patreon.com/RiskPig

[wcjobber]

I’ve heard some less than savory stories about Quack from behind the scenes, but.....damn if this isn’t the best thing I’ve ever heard in relation to pro wrestling.

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I’m into it!

[wcjobber]

Man, every time I get burnt out on wrestling, every time I get frustrated with WWE, get sick of laughing at TNA, or when ROH is good, but just can’t get through to me, Chikara reminds me why I love pro wrestling. If you’re a wrestling fan, I’m begging you, go look at Chikara’s recent big show, Top Banana, at www.chikarapro.com. You won’t regret where you spent your money. Thank you Chikara, thank you Icarus, thank you Kimber Lee, thank you Eddie Kingston, thank you Hallowicked, thank you Mike Quackenbush for reminding me why I love this stupid, frustrating, beautiful, amazing business.

[wcjobber]

Congrats to Kimber Lee, who just became, to my knowledge, the first female top Champion of a semi-prominent wrestling promotion, winning Chikara’s Grand Championship from Hallowicked.

[riskpig]

Piggy Game Stream!

Come play Quiplash with me and Jobber on my Twitch!

http://www.twitch.tv/riskpig

After a couple of people show up, I will game the game’s room code, so you can join in!

[riskpig]

Piggy Game Stream!

Would anyone like to play Quiplash with me and @wcjobber for a while before OUAT starts?

I’ll be hosting the game on my stream. There’s a limited number of people that can play a game at a time, but the game includes audience participation! :D

I’ll get a game started on my Twitch in just a few minutes!

[riskpig]

For @wcjobber

Happy 7th Anniversary, my love. Knock on wood for 7 more.

[wcjobber]

YES! Cubs played the better game tonight, and now we’re onto the NLCS! NO MORE NEXT YEAR! All my Chicago peeps, party extra hard for me!