𝗕𝗟𝗨𝗘 𝗕𝗟𝗔𝗭𝗘𝗦 !

𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘩, 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙬𝙖𝙮 𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙝𝙤𝙢𝙚.

[wcrldminded]

𝗣𝗜𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗗  𝗣𝗢𝗦𝗧𝗦  𝗔𝗥𝗘  𝗜𝗡  𝗦𝗢  𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘  𝗚𝗢𝗘𝗦  !

you  can  call  me  si        (        like    ‘    see    ’    )        she    /    her  pronouns.    i’m  a  27  year  old  digital  marketing  specialist,    and  this  is  my  happy  place  somewhere  after  baking  and  crossfit.    forewarning    :    i  can  be  spotty,    sometimes  slow  as  all  hell,    but  i’m  like  the  air  fern  of  friends  once  you  get  to  know  me.    low  upkeep,    low  maintenance,    and  i  can  make  the  room  look  a  little  bit  nicer.

my  portrayal  of  rich  is  going  to  be  heavily - based  on  the  AL  EWING  GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY  COMIC  RUN,    but  i  will  also  be  incorporating  canons  based  on  other  runs    /    media    /    etc.    and  throwing  in  a  whole  lot  of  original  canon.    blog  is  mutuals  -  only.    if  you  have  any  questions  about  anything,    my  ims  and  inbox  are  always  open !

𝗤𝗨𝗜𝗖𝗞  𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗞𝗦    :    𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗗.𝗖𝗢    |    𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗧𝗦

[wcrldminded]

･ﾟ✦ 𝗥𝗢𝗖𝗖𝗘𝗧 !

⋏⍜⎐⏃⍀ ⑆   Rocket pays his comfort no mind. Looking this way and that. Whiskers flicking as he takes in all the potential sores they were missing out on. Damn. They just had to work with a Nova. If it was just him and Groot they could rob these suckers blind. Speaking of which, he misses his colossus, not that he’ll ever admit it. Though Rich would do just fine for now. Head rests on top of Rich’s as eyes scan the crowd. Happy to be able to see more again and stop having people nearly flatten his tail.

                    There’s a low chatter from him before he speaks. A soft subconscious sound as he was deep in thought, and able to rest his paws now that he wasn’t taking five steps to match one stride.   ◤ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴇʀʀᴀɴ’s ᴀʀᴇɴᴛ ᴇxᴀᴄᴛʟʏ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇsᴛ ᴠᴀɴᴛᴀɢᴇ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛ. ◥    And though his words sounded harsh and unimpressed he did, softly grip onto Rich and further rest his head on his.

rich  can  only  imagine  what’s  going  through  rocket’s  mind.    this  is  his  element,    as  far  as  rich  can  tell.    hawkers  at  every  corner,    con  -  men  and  swindlers  just  waiting  for  a  sucker,    and  there  never  seems  to  be  a  SHORT  SUPPLY  HERE.    not  exactly  rich’s  sort  of  place,    but  it  has  its  own  brand  of  charm.    certainly  some  of  the  better  bars  in  the  sector.    either  way,    rich  isn’t  about  to  let  his  guard  down.       

❝        i’m  tall  for  a  TERRAN,    you  know.    view  could  be  a  lot  worse.        ❞        he  can’t  compete  with  a  flora  colossus,    sure,    but  he’s  no  shortstop.         ❝        wait.    how  many  terrans  have  you  stood  on,    exactly  ?    i  mean,    ball  park  it  for  me.        ❞

[giveintogarrett]

Garrett poses for a portrait at the Sundance Film Festival on January 21, 2018 in Park City, Utah. 💎

[wcrldminded]

･ﾟ✦ 𝗘𝗜𝗦𝗜𝗥𝗔𝗠𝗗𝗘𝗨𝗦 !

✯ DARLING, BETWEEN YOU AND I, BUT MOSTLY YOU,     I THINK WE BOTH KNOW THIS IS HARDLY ABOUT     THE LIGHT IN THE KITCHEN. THE ELECTRICITY BILL     TAKES CARE OF ITSELF, HE MAKES SURE OF IT EVERY     OTHER WEEK. DON’T YOU WORRY ABOUT THAT. BUT     I WAS WONDERING WHERE YOU WERE GOING WHEN     YOUR PLACE IS HERE IN HIS ARMS. YOU KNOW, IF I     WERE TO BORE YOU AND MAKE YOU GIGGLE ALL     NIGHT AT ABSURDITIES, I’D TELL YOU THE KITCHEN     IS MAYBE A METAPHOR OR PROJECTION. That’s not     where you go when you can’t seem to sit still. YOU FLY     AWAY TO SAVE THE DAY BUT THERE’S ONLY ONE     WARMTH THAT YOU THINK OF EVERY TIME YOU LEAVE.

ARMS WITH THE GRIP OF A TYRANT, or your favorite childhood comic book hero, wrap around Richard’s waist and chest. Kraken at sea, or maybe a lover’s arms that know when you’re restless and distant, away from him. Arms that say, what’s on your mind? even when you don’t want to answer. He knows the urge you have to leave, the fear you feel when you stay. A paralyzing urgency that drives you: the knowledge that the universe dies in your absence. Lights extinguish, killers roam free butchering amongst the stars while you dare to relax. Enthralled and enslaved by your career, if heroism is even salaried. You know how it is. It’s not a crime to be safe in another’s arms while someone dies in another’s arms in a war somewhere far from here, but you don’t know that. A scoffing laugh, pushing air in the back of Richard’s neck, kiss at the angle of his spine. ❝Mhmm. Missed you too, angel. So don’t ya be leavin’ me so soon.❞ Oh, and you know that’s an order, too, since you seem to like that. Just say the word, because he likes that a whole lot.

❝Kitchen light’ll have to wait—it ain’t goin’ nowhere, alright? An’ neither are ya.❞ Arms plant themselves even tighter, enveloping Rich’s chest, pulling him closer. Body to body, chest to his back, Alex’s strong heartbeat vibrating into his skin, slow, steady. Calm, and confident, unshaken, rocksteady. YANKEES ON SCREEN, teams shift and switch the fielding. Boring sport, yeah, pft. Says who? This is thrilling. Looking at you.

Leg raises, bending at the knee as it rises, weighs atop him, pulling Richard’s legs between his. Talk about warmth and enveloping, a certain charming feeling of safety, holding Richard whole. Face tucking on top of Richard’s neck, over him so he can see the television, but Alex’s eyes are set on his jaw, kisses at the head of his mandible. ❝Mhm, y’know—if y’weren’t from, God forgive me, New York, maybe we coulda been watchin’ a real game, but…❞ oh, jokes on you both. ❝Somehow, even a Yankees game’s bearable when yer here.❞ And that’s true love. God, don’t leave him so soon.

don’t  ya  be  leavin’  me  so  soon        . . .        so  soon,    it’s  always  too  soon.    it  used  to  be  easier  to  leave.    easier  to  fly  off  into  the  gaping  maw  of  whatever  latest  danger  threatens  the  galaxy  when  there  wasn’t  such  a  powerful  tether  keeping  him  here.    tether        . . .         maybe  ANCHOR  is  a  better  word.    alex  would  like  that  better,    wouldn’t  he  ?    and  it  feels  like  a  better  fit         ⸻        tethers  hold  things  back,    hold  things  down.    an  anchor  keeps  them  from  drifting  away.

sometimes  it  feels  like  meeting  alex  was  the  one  thing  that  kept  rich  from  drifting  too  far  from  home.    it  explains  why  it’s  so  easy  to  sink  back  into  those  arms,    to  let  himself  be  pulled  back  and  in.    alex  holds  him  like  he’s  something  worth  holding  on  to,    not  just  a  shield  to  raise  in  times  of  calamity.    the  way  alex  curls  around  rich  when  they’re  like  this,    it’s  almost  like  alex  is  the  one  SHIELDING  HIM.

but  rich  isn’t  the  introspective  sort,    and  this  isn’t  the  kind  of  night  he  wants  to  waste  thinking  about  the  things  he  should  or  shouldn’t  do.    besides,    alex  seems  to  have  a  pretty  solid  plan  on  that  front  anyways.    it’s  a  good  plan.         

❝        what’s  the  beef  with  baseball,    huh  ?    not  enough  big,    burly  guys  smashing  into  one  another  ?    ball’s  not  big  enough  ?         ❞        there’s  mischief  in  those  eyes  when  he  turns,    mischief  instead  of  exhaustion,    as  he  nudges  one  of  those  legs  bracketing  his  own  with  an  elbow.         ❝        or  is  it  just  THE  YANKEES  we’re  hating  on  tonight,    texas  ?        ❞

[aseaofquotes]

Sara Barnard, A Quiet Kind of Thunder

[wcrldminded]

･ﾟ ✦ 𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗧  𝗦𝗔𝗜𝗗  𝗜𝗡  𝗠𝗬  𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗗  𝗚𝗥𝗢𝗨𝗣  !  〢  @firefated​ . “  While you fight, I’m just gonna be making my ramen.  ”

❝        there’s  not  going  to  be  ANY  FIGHTING,        ❞        says  rich,    with  a  confidence  he  wishes  he  felt.    a  room  full  of  representatives  from  across  the  many  galaxies,    some  with  grudges  that  go  back  longer  than  rich  has  been  alive        (        and  those  are  just  the  more  recent  ones        )        and  rich  is  stuck  serving  as  EARTH’S  AMBASSADOR.

suffice  to  say,    he  isn’t  looking  forward  to  tomorrow.

rich  rubs  at  his  temples,    and  tries  to  push  the  dread  out  of  his  mind.    worrying  just  means  you  suffer  twice.    besides,    it’s  technically  his  job.    novas  are  peacekeepers.    most  of  the   time,    that’s  stopping  warlords  and  aggressors         ⸻        today,    well,    tomorrow,    technically,    that’s  keeping  a  bunch  of  intergalactic  politicians  from  killing  each  other.

tonight,    he  just  wants  to  eat  his  sandwich  and  watch  some  baseball.         ❝        but  i’ll  take  some  of  that  ramen  when  i  get  back  planet  -  side.    provided  you  feel  like  sharing.        ❞  

[heartbreakhur]

[wcrldminded]

･ﾟ ✦ 𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗧  𝗦𝗔𝗜𝗗  𝗜𝗡  𝗠𝗬  𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗗  𝗚𝗥𝗢𝗨𝗣  !  〢  @thunderbringer​​​ . “  You guys are to be honest. Great and stupid  ”

❝        hey,    now.    don’t  lump  me  in  with  the  rest  of  those  HOOLIGANS.        ❞        it’s  entirely  possible  that  rich,     on  his  less  -  than  -  best  days,    may  also  check  those  particular  boxes,    but  this  isn’t  one  of  those  days.

        ﹝         𝚐𝚞𝚒𝚕𝚝𝚢  𝚋𝚢  𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗,    𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚍.          ﹞

story  of  his  life        . . .        still,    the  guardians  and  all  their  tomfoolery  are  a  good  group  on  the  whole.    good  hearts,    if  some  questionable  morals.         ❝        i’m  definitely  great,    but  i’m  only  stupid  every  so  often.    what’s  your  excuse  ?    not  enough  danger  back  on  earth  to  keep  you  BUSY,    decided  to  throw  in  your  lot  with  the  guardians  in  hopes  of  finding  some  more  trouble  to  get  into  ?       ❞

funny,    rich  couldn’t  stop  smiling  the  entire  time  he  was  talking  about  the  guardians.    honestly  ?    he’s  not  sure  how  he  feels  about  that.    moving  right  along        . . .

❝        jokes  aside,    i’m  glad  you’re  out  here.    can’t  put  my  finger  on  it,    but  it  feels  like  SOMETHING  BIG  is  coming.        ❞

[wcrldminded]

･ﾟ ✦ 𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠  𝗔𝗦𝗞𝗕𝗢𝗫  𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘  !  〢  @roccet​​​ . Rocket scrambles up his leg before finally settling half on his shoulder and half on his back.

a  snort,    but  he  allows  it.    rocket  isn’t  that  heavy,    and  rich  can’t  imagine  it’s  exactly  COMFORTABLE   being  at  boot  -  level  with  everyone  in  knowhere.    the  phrase        ❛        long  -  tailed  cat  in  a  room  of  rocking  chairs        ❜        comes  to  mind,    and  rich  does  his  best  not  to  snort  and  arise  any  suspicion.

rocket  agreed  to  the  plan  to  split  up.    he’s  stuck  without  groot  until  they  can  regroup  with  the  rest  of  the  guardians        ⸻         the  least  rich  can  do  is  play  nova  centurion  taxi  service  for  a  little  while  so  he  doesn’t  get  stepped  on.    if  nothing  else,    for  the  sake  of  the  poor  bastard  who  might  have  the  misfortune  of  doing  the  stepping.

❝        how’s  the  view  up  here  ?    better  than  bootstraps  and  shoelaces  ?        ❞

[wcrldminded]

c.owboy  b.ebop  space  bounty  hunters  au  WHEN  ?

[wcrldminded]

𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙨    …    𝘪  𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭  𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭  𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦  𝘢𝘯  𝗔𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗔𝗚𝗘  𝗝𝗢𝗘  𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮  𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨  𝘪𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘥.    𝙼𝚄𝚃𝚄𝙰𝙻𝚂  𝙾𝙽𝙻𝚈  𝙼𝙸𝚇𝙴𝙳  𝙲𝙰𝙽𝙾𝙽  𝚁𝙸𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙳  𝚁𝙸𝙳𝙴𝚁  /  𝙽𝙾𝚅𝙰.  𝚁𝙴𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃𝙴𝙳  𝙽𝙾𝚅𝙴𝙼𝙱𝙴𝚁  𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟷.    𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙳  𝚁𝚄𝙻𝙴𝚂  𝙱𝙴𝙵𝙾𝚁𝙴  𝙸𝙽𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙰𝙲𝚃𝙸𝙽𝙶.    𝚆𝚁𝙸𝚃𝚃𝙴𝙽  𝙱𝚈  𝚂𝙸.

[wcrldminded]

🌟

[galaxykiller]

𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙵𝙸𝙴𝚁𝙲𝙴𝚂𝚃 𝚆𝙾𝙼𝙰𝙽 𝙸𝙽 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙶𝙰𝙻𝙰𝚇𝚈.   ɪɴᴅᴇᴘᴇɴᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ ꜰᴏʀ ɢᴀᴍᴏʀᴀ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴍᴀʀᴠᴇʟ ᴄɪɴᴇᴍᴀᴛɪᴄ ᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄᴏᴍɪᴄ ɪɴꜰʟᴜᴇɴᴄᴇꜱ. ᴍᴄᴜ ʙᴀꜱᴇᴅ. ᴡʀɪᴛᴛᴇɴ ʙʏ ᴄʟᴀᴜᴅɪᴀ.

[rp-memes-n-things]

Shit said in my Discord group

“While you fight I’m just gonna be making my ramen” “pest control guy is ur new pokemon” “this kingler is not accepting my balls” “I just love seeing how you guys can embarrass yourselves over this” “Don’t take that out of context” “Fite me I will make you short” “Oh hey dude how is it going my shipping troll homeslice breadslice shipslice” “i came platonically into this room to have a platonic good time and honestly i feel so attacked in a non sexual way” “Who is better waifu: ____ or _____? I’m asking because I’m caught in the middle of an argument about the topic, and I don’t wanna settle it right away due to the fact that I wouldn’t even hesitate to say ____” “MY FRIEND TEXTED ME AT FUCKING 2AM! IM GONNA GET BACK AT HIM! IVE READ UP ON PETTY REVENGE I GOT THIS!” “Sleep so you can blep” “as apparently i am double satan, i approve of not fucking no” “I thought this was about the soda for a second” “You pulled that out of your donkey. The other word for donkey. That begins with an A. And ends with an s.” “We’re down one furry… This is gonna be hard” “Do I have to nickshame?” “I care about chieves because I’m a chiev hoe!” “Don’t do school, stay in vegetables and eat your drugs.” “And the Lord did say: eat a bag of dicks” “Jesus layed a hand on the tax collectors and proclaimed, "Eat my Diction.” “I platonically think you’re platonically wrong platonically” “And then there’s kermit.” “We chill. We chill. We chill. We good. We good? Alright lets go.” “___ God dammit put your dick away” “It’s just a prank! It’s just a prank! It’s just a social experiment! A social experiment gone wrong! GONE WRONG!” “You will not crush me like a bug, I will crush you like a bug for the tenth time gosh dangit!” “Hey! Leave me be! I’m only slaughtering innocents! I’m not doing wrong!” “My jackets on the floor, my ego is on it, and my back hurts.” “Not only are they dying, but they’re dead.” “By the power of my gigantic yaoi hands, I shall survive this night!” “I question this group sometimes. And by sometimes I mean all the time.” “I’m using my night time sexy voice” “Now we can clean house on yo ass” “welcome to the bitch house” “shoot ____ first thats all im asking” “you mother bitch” “your dad has a minion kink” “#Let_____BeThe6Foot3Baby” “i think we are killing ___ mentally” “You guys are to be honest. Great and stupid” “clickty clack clickty clack with this chant I summon spam to the chat” “You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER” “YOU’RE UNDER ARREST FOR BEING CASUAL. COME OUT WITH YOUR DONGERS RAISED” “YOU STOLE THE PEEPO” “a graceful death? you mean flying into the fucking sun” “I am a howdere” “did you just call me a tiny angry gremlin” “the fuck type of kinky shit is happening” “I think dying is bad for your heath, but I’m not to certain.” “Guys help i need hardcore memes” “So I wrapped my mom’s present today, and I’m looking at the wrapping paper, and it’s about as straight as ___; not at all.” “Update: FRESHMAN FRIDAY People got jumped, thrown in trashcans and shit I however, am fine” “slide back into sin mountain” “Hold up ____ likes murder children Explains why she is bias towards me” “I can’t offer ideas….so I’m just…gonna go back to stabbing at ice with a knife…” “FUCKING STOP PAPPING BEFORE I FLIP MY SHIT” “Someone take food and punch me in the gut so hard that it goes into my stomach” “I see this green foot at the corner of my eye, and I think to myself “No he fucking didn’t-” And I look up and see Kermit the fucking frog holding a double barrel shotgun” “Okay shut the fuck your mouth.” “Death cannot come fast enough….In a platonic way, shut up ___” “It’s not Google, it’s Wikipedia.” “FUCK YOU! TECH SUPPORT BULLSHIT! FUCK!” “Did you just curse at me in Mexicanese?” “Being in band and playing the saxophone was always rough for dirty minded little me….i always had to practice my fingering and tonguing….”

[dilfdoctordoom]

Okay, all my nightmares teamed up and came to find me. Got it. Time to get to work.

[wcrldminded]

･ﾟ ✦ 𝟰𝟬𝟬  𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠  𝗗𝗜𝗔𝗟𝗢𝗚𝗨𝗘  𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗧𝗦  !  〢  @firefated​. " what happened? i heard a crash. "

sheepish  smile  paints  features  hidden  behind  the  golden  headpiece,    slowly  removed  as  he  approaches  to  permit  free  hand  to  scratch  at  dark  locks.

        ﹝         𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝  𝚠𝚊𝚜  𝚗𝚘𝚝  𝚊  𝚜𝚖𝚘𝚘𝚝𝚑  𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐,    𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚍.          ﹞

worldmind’s  not  wrong.    rich  hadn’t  anticipated  the  enemy  having  access  to  SURFACE  TO  AIR  MISSILES.    he’d  avoided  the  worst  of  it,    but  it  was  definitely  not  what  he’d  call  a  gentle  landing  by  any  stretch.    

❝        i  get  the  feeling  they  weren’t  happy  to  see  me.        ❞         it  wasn’t  a  warm  welcome,    unless  you  count  the  heat  of  the  missiles  colliding  a  few  yards  away.    still,    he’s  here,    in  one  piece,    and  ready  to  help.         ❝        got  your  call        . . .        sorry  i’m  late.    you  wouldn’t  BELIEVE  the  traffic.        ❞

[lowkey-suggestion]

Someone please kiss me softly and tell me I’m good enough.