patron saint of the pitiful.

30+. queer. poly. sometimes sfw sometimes nsfw. under 18s DNI!

[we-do-bones-bitches]

Last updated: 10/01/2026

Hey. I'm Bones, 32, queer, autistic and kinky. Gender is a construct but I'm vaguely woman shaped (she/they)

This profile is a mix of SFW and NSFW.

I'm Poly and one third of The Diabolicule; married to @lord-0f-misrule and soul connected to @kryptonite-cutiee

I'm also dating 🎮 who isn't on Tumblr because they have a shred of sanity.

My asks and DMs are open; chances are if you're rude I'll ignore you OR play with you like a cat plays with its food.

I blog about whatever interests me at the time, but can include: the locked tomb, hazbin hotel, spyxfamily, my chemical romance, dnd, reading, cats

Kinks below the cut:

For my thoughts: #bonesthoughts

For my pictures: #bones selfie

For what I'm reading: #bonesisreading

Credit to @uzmacchiato for the adorable gif banners

Yes:

Breath play, Impact, Sensory deprivation. Daddy, Temperature, Praise, Degradation, CNC (primarily somno), Breeding, Voice, Mask, Knife, Restraint, Marking, Corruption (especially me being corrupted)

Maybe:

Overstim, public play, denial, edging, anal (not a kink perse but im adding it)

No:

Piss, blood, scat, fauxcest.

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

It took me So Long to figure out what this one at work was meant to be

[we-do-bones-bitches]

Does this colour suit me?

[tiramistupid]

doggystyle with his hands alllll over you. rubbing from your shoulders to the blades, running down your sides to your hips, then back up your belly to cup your chest

[moonfoxcult]

not arguing w a girl who likes cnc somno play whatever you say princess by the way drink this for me please yes all of it

[jasmindas]

☕️🤎

[skeletal-spire-man]

THE LIKE BUTTON IS GAY FOR PRIDE MONTH??????

Edit; you need to reblog the pride tags for it to work on reblogs (On web at least)

[we-do-bones-bitches]

A little PSA, because its becoming obvious based on interactions moots and I have had this needs saying.

I am not yours. What I post online does not entitle you to treat me less than.

I am not your fucktoy.

I will not submit to you.

I do not want to see your fucking cock if we've barely spoken 3 words. If you send me a dick pic, I'll name and shame you and berate you publicly.

I am not available to you just because I post explicit photos of myself.

There is one person I willingly submit too, and do so with fucking glee, and its none of you on here. They get to call me whatever they like, because they've earnt my respect, love and adoration and bevause I know I am safe with them.

Dont be a dick.

[winterxbreeze]

There's nothing hot about sliding into a strangers DM's, forwarding them their own pictures, calling them dumb and pretending to be confident but using phrases like 'I -think- I want to...'

Oh yes, of course, instant wet panties. I'm on my knees begging you, oh hot stranger. I 'think' I want to worship you... NOT

Don't be like them 🙄

[we-do-bones-bitches]

Not tagging the douche out of respect for Winter but this is NOT the vibe.

Do not be fucking rude. I hope your dick gets gangrene and has to be chopped off.

[winterxblizzard]

Chunky just means there's more to grope

[tcustodisart]

Happy Pride Month!

Faust is back for the 5th time! If you want to use the flag of your choice as an avatar, they're under the cut. They're free to use as long as it's for personal use only.

[deadlyr0s3]

“i need to check something” as you reach into my panties to feel how wet i am

[we-do-bones-bitches]

Went to a sapphic night in my city. Played beer pong, played twister, definitely turned some heads in this fit.

[kysluts]

i hate nonchalant men. where are the pretty boys who jump to reach for their phones when my name flashes on the screen.

[cumonangelxo]

match my yearn

[trannydog]

reblog if I can bite your neck while I cum

[luisonte]

¡Corre a por ella!

[thedivine-feminine]

Look at this big happy moo dog

[kitkat-the-muffin]

Not fluent in Spanish but I think it says “run for her”