skater jesus

kieran | he/him | 17 | book: @long-roads-travelled | dont bring me into discourse | dni: map/nomap, kink, ddlg or any type of that, TERF, homophobic, transphobic, biphobic, lesbophobic |

[so-i-say-no-to-status-quo]

this is the best interaction on twitter, everyone else can go home

[roboco-san]

I think the goose game is so successful because it captures a fundamental human desire to be absolutely but harmlessly bastardous

[roboco-san]

it's the same reason we gleefully smash pots in zelda games

[roboco-san]

sometimes you just need to be a moderate to severe nuisance

[kelpls]

IT’S OCTOBER 

[lumberjackloverboy-moved]

can we not mock bi girls for liking men as if any part of their sexuality is shameful in the year of our lord 2019

[esotericfawnart777]

anyone else think bi ppl should pick a side

[lumberjackloverboy-moved]

anyone else think misogyny is bad and respecting women is important

[ayatomiposting-deactivated20221]

As a lesbian, I try to stay clear of bi women. Mostly because idk. It feels wrong to put love on a spectrum. It can almost be misleading to be honest. I’ve been rejected by bi women because idk they really weren’t that into women or because they lean towards men more. I think we should make terms for people who lean more towards one side so no one is misled. Anyway, what do I know. I’ll probably get yelled at for saying all that but whatever.

[ecoqueer]

Someone not being into you doesn’t mean they’re not into women…….

[princessbubblegumandjustice]

[keepingtimetimetime]

Wow this is the most biphobic thing I’ve seen on Tumblr for a while

[strixton]

If you think bi women should pick a side, then go unfollow me. If you think bi men should pick a side, go unfollow me. If you think bi women should pick a side, go unfollow me. Biphobia is not respected here.

[postmastered]

get o u t

[sunraaven]

Shuffle!

It’s alright, it’s okay, it’s alright, it’s okayYou’re not gruesome, just humanAnd you made a few mistakes

Linking hates me, It’s Alright by Mother Mother!

[catchymemes]

Spooktober in VRChat

[beans345-deactivated20211127]

[isa-ghost]

Everyone go home this one wins

[septicpunk]

For the bone brothers

[d-structive]

If I don’t reblog this: I’m dead. Avenge my death.

[ranescu]

I am so ready for the first of Halloween.

[ranescu]

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[ranescu]

Give a ghost the right pair of shoes and they’ll conquer the world.

[ranescu]

[ranescu]

Super hot where I am today, so have a summer spook.

[ranescu]

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[ranescu]

Send me pics of your ghost costumes :> 

[ranescu]

Why is everyone into dom ghosts…?

[ranescu]

They’re single and ready to mingle~

[ranescu]

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[vega-antisocialite-deactivated2]

if I ever reblog a long as shit post, it’s this

sorry

notreally

[almondkittie]

It’s ONLY October 1st and already y’all are reblogging the weird shit!!???

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

This is the longest set of cursed images I’ve ever seen

[onemancabaret-deactivated202412]

i t i s t i m e

[woodle-dee-doodle-deactivated20]

SPOOKY SEASON

[smooththegoofyshark]

@midnight-spectrum-again IT’S HER! THE POLTWHOREGHEIST

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

mama, just killed a man, put a gun against his head and said 'vibe check' now hes dead

[yourfavisawarcriminal]

You (the goose) are a war criminal!

[bigfootrights-deactivated202107]

a neurotypical: if you have noise sensitivity why do you listen to loud music?

me: one loud noise is easier than 20 loud noises all at once.

[butterflypeaflowertea]

i love antics and shenanigans. also tomfoolery

[novice-heartbreaker-deactivated]

• this blogger is never going to judge you for unfollowing • this blogger is never going to hunt you down • this blogger doesn’t check who blocks them • this blogger doesn’t send anon hate • this blogger respects your space

[astrosaurustyrannus]

this blogger is also:

never gonna give you up

never gonna let you down

never gonna turn around and

desert you

[catchymemes]

[metalcrushers-blog]

when u try to tell ur parents about a problem but they end up yelling at u

[ghosticalz]

R E B L O G   T H E   P I G E O N .

[scarletxwinter]

Where was this pigeon when I needed to pass stats?

[i-just-want-love-plz]

I just think it’s cute!

[kendrajk]

Informative Ancient Egypt Comics: BROS

Our 1st place contest winner requested a Niankhkhnum and Khnumhotep comic as their prize.

[samandriel]

I took a class about Ancient Egypt last semester and we had a whole lecture dedicated to talking about how gay Niankhkhnum and Khnumhotep were. Their tomb walls were decorated with scenes of them ignoring their wives in favor of embracing each other. In one scene, the couple is seated at a banquet table that is usually reserved for a husband and wife. There’s an entire motif of Khnumhotep holding lotus flowers which in ancient Egyptian tradition symbolizes femininity. Khnumhotep offers the lotus flower to Niankhkhnum, something that only wives were ever depicted as doing for their husbands. In fact, Khnumhotep is repeatedly depicted as uniquely feminine, being shown smaller and shorter than his partner Niankhkhnum and being placed in the role of a woman. Size is a big deal in Egyptian art, husbands are almost always shown as being larger and taller than their wives. So for two men of equal status to be shown in once again, a marital fashion, is pretty telling. Not to mention they were literally buried together which is the strongest bond two people could share in ancient Egypt, as it would mean sharing the journey to the afterlife together. And yet 90% of the academic text about these two talks about these clues in vague terms and analyze the great “brotherhood” they shared, and the enigma of Khnumhotep being depicted as feminine. Apparently it’s too hard for archaeologists to accept homosexuality in the ancient world, as well as the possibility of trans individuals.

[aeacustero]

On the last note, I was walking around the Field Museum of Natural History in Chicago and there is a mummy on exhibit. It caught my attention because the panel that was describing it was talking about how it was a woman’s body in a male coffin and wow, the Egyptian working that day really screwed that up. My summary, not actual words, sorry I can’t remember verbatim but it basically said that someone screwed up.

They claimed that the Egyptians screwed up a burial.

The Egyptians. Screwed up. A burial.

Now I’m not an expert in Ancient Egypt but from what I know, and what the exhibit was telling me, burials and the afterlife and all that jazz DEFINED the Egyptian religion and culture. They don’t just ‘screw up’. So instead of thinking outside the box for two seconds and wonder why else a genetically female body was in a male coffin, the ‘researchers’ blatantly disregard the rest of their research and decided to call it a screw up. Instead of, you know, admitting that maybe this mummy presented as male during his life and was therefore honorably buried as he was identified. But it would be too much of a stretch to admit that a transgender person could have existed back then.

(Sorry I can’t find any sources online and it’s been like 2 years but it stuck in my mind)

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

There’s a lot of bigoted historian dragging on my dash these days and it makes me happy.

[sweaterkittensahoy]

Once again, more proof that we queers have ALWAYS been here, and it’s a CHOSEN narrative to erase them.

[queerrilla]

Reblog because ancient gay power

[speedygal]

ALWAYS. REBLOG. THIS.

And also ancient gay power.

[kingscrown666]

Ancient Gay Power

[vaspider]

[starllex]

when something bad happens to someone you dont like and you have to pretend you’re sad but on the inside you’re like