hey!

ㅡ just some (un)likely scenarios of male K-pop idols doing stuff. (inactive account. won't delete it though, feel free to explore what I've left here lmao PEACE OUT)

[ihyuckiss]

Rowoon, in the Kingdom groups groupchat: Height is a choice 

Kingdom groupchat immediately: *several people are typing*

[we-seonamkim]

I CAN’T EVEN COMPREHEND HOW REALISTIC THIS CAN BECOME 😭

[we-seonamkim]

[johndo as kids fighting each other]

doyoung: I hate your mom!

johnny: your mom doesn't shower!

doyoung: your mom still stinks after taking a shower!

johnny: HEY! W-well, your mom...!

doyoung: hmph, what now?

johnny: YOUR MOM IS GOING TO BE MY MOM TOO!

doyoung: 

[we-seonamkim]

winwin: [exists]

the entirety of nct + nctzens: WOAH, AN ANGEL

~ Happy NCT 127 Day, everyone! Sorry for not updating, I’ve been more active on Instagram hehet ~

[we-seonamkim]

seungkwan: how does it look?

vernon: I think your butt looks adorable

dino: hE WAS ASKING ABOUT HIS JEANS, NOT HIS BUTT, YOU FLIRT

[we-seonamkim]

yunho: I wanna face my problems but I can't

yeosang: then face the mirror

yunho: okay...?

yunho: [realizes]

yunho: you sneaky son of a-

[johnnysuhs]

[we-seonamkim]

I know he’s gonna be a great dad in the future 🙏 

[archaeve]

👉👈

[we-seonamkim]

This man is giving me trust issues bUT IT’S OKAY, I STAN SOFT MOON TAEIL TOO 😫💖💚

[we-seonamkim]

changkyun: [wakes up and looks at his schedule for the day] 

“look at I.M x Jooheon content online”  changkyun: huh, I don’t remember writing that  changkyun: but that idea’s cute 

jooheon: [blushing while hiding, with a marker in his hand] 

[archaeve]

taeil ☾ punch — power of k soul live

[we-seonamkim]

YES. 

[storytaeils]

A Taeil edit I made to spread the Taeil Time agenda 🌕🌱

[we-seonamkim]

jeno: do you know what your ringtone is? 

mark: I dunno, nobody ever calls me. 

haechan bursting through the door: mark you idiot I've already caLLED YOU 17 TIMES TODAY STOP PUTTING YOUR PHONE ON SILENT MODE DAMMIT-

[storytaeils]

SM said “okay, let’s make this album a complete 180 from the first one because why not”  BUT I’M NOT COMPLAINING :D 

[we-seonamkim]

[binwoo at a bar] 

eunwoo: [drunk] ughhh, so many promotions to be on, so much stuff to do, REALITY JUST SUUUUCKSSS 

moonbin: ...are you saying that I'm a sucky boyfriend when I risk my life so that dispatch won't catch us going on dates

[we-seonamkim]

taehyung: hey hyung 

hobi: hm? 

taehyung: why does yoongi hyung take super hot showers often? 

hobi: [sighs] 

hobi: he says he wants to know the sensation of burning in hell. I don’t even get why. 

[we-seonamkim]

chanyeol: say my name out loud ten times! 

kyungsoo: [inhales] 

kyungsoo: stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid 

[we-seonamkim]

felix: hyung, HYUNG!

chan: oh hey lix, how'd your exams go?

felix: I DID GREAT TODAY!

chan: that's amazing, I'm prou-

felix: I KNOW, I ONLY FAILED TWO TESTS!

chan:

chan: what did you just say

[we-seonamkim]

xion: hyung, can a person get drunk over mcnuggets? 

ravn: ...why? 

xion: leedo-hyung said to me "did you get your body from mcdonalds'? 'cause I'm lovin' it". I think he ate too many mcnuggets. 

ravn: 

ravn: what did I even do in my past life just to deal with this