haechan: if mark and i were drowning, who would you save?
johnny: you two can’t swim?
mark: it’s a hypothetical question, hyung! who would you save?
johnny:
johnny: my time and effort.
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haechan: if mark and i were drowning, who would you save?
johnny: you two can’t swim?
mark: it’s a hypothetical question, hyung! who would you save?
johnny:
johnny: my time and effort.
Mark: *Posts a stunning selfie with the caption "gonna delete later"*
Haechan, attempting to flirt in the comments: Well, hurry up!
Mark: Okay, truth or dare?
Haechan: Truth
Mark: How many hours have you slept this week?
Haechan:
Haechan: ...Dare
Mark: Go to bed.
Haechan: I don’t like this game.
Taeyong, narrating: This is Mark. Mark loves his personal space.
Taeyong: This is Haechan. Haechan also loves Mark’s personal space.
wonwoo: u shouldn't be using a straw
mingyu: i know it's bad for the environment or whatever
wonwoo: no, it's just a weird way to eat spaghetti
mark: When I first met you, I did not like you.
haechan: I'm aware of that.
mark: But then you and I had some time together.
haechan: Uh-huh?
mark: It did not get better.
Haechan: I have had one hour of sleep. One cheeseburger. Sixteen shots of espresso. And now I’m ready to fight God.
Haechan: OR BECOME HIM!
Mark: So maybe I’m not as straight as I thought I was
Haechan: You thought you were straight?
Haechan, screaming: YOU MEAN A LOT TO ME!
Mark: Wh-
Haechan: YOU’RE ESSENTIAL TO MY EXISTENCE!
Mark: Why are you screaming?!
Haechan: I HAVE DIFFICULTY EXPRESSING MYSELF! IT HELPS TO SAY SENTIMENTAL THINGS IN AN AGGRESSIVE TONE!
Mark: ...
Haechan: I FUCKING LOVE YOU!
mark: when the apple fell on isaac newton, what did it teach him?
haechan: to sit somewhere else?
Mark: You need to eat healthier.
Haechan: No.
Mark: The last person who didn't eat healthier after I told them to died.
Haechan: Oh my god.
Mark: In a plane crash.
Haechan: That sounds unrelated.
Mark: I crashed the plane. Do not disobey me.
mark: i’m going to take you out
haechan: great, it’s a date!
mark: i meant that as a threat
haechan: see you at five!
mark: i can’t believe we’re stuck in this room together!
haechan, swallowing the key: truly unfortunate
Haechan: I'm jealous of your shirt
Mark: Why?
Haechan: Because it's touching you and I'm not
Seungkwan: so i heard you like bad boys
Vernon: not really
Seungkwan: oh thank god
Haechan: Why the hell are you looking at me through a fork?
Renjun: I'm pretending you're in jail
Haechan: Why?
Renjun: It's spiritually healing
Jaehyun: Hey are you free on Friday? Like, around 7 pm on Friday?
Mark: Yes!
Jaehyun: What about you?
Haechan: Yes I am
Jaehyun: Great! because I’m not! You two go on without me. Enjoy your date!
Haechan: Did he just-