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Wow haven’t been on this thing in a minute. Just wanted to say I haven’t eaten in weeks, haven’t worked out in weeks. Not sure what my body is surviving off of. My guess is the creamer in all the coffee I drink. I hate what you do to me. I was doing so well.

scherbatskyjr

magfreak-deactivated20210127

#heroic

I don’t watch this show, but this is the greatest comeback in the history of marriage.

bunney

*takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine

hawkingsbird

i was chill until you told me to chill and now i am definitely not chill: a novel by me

moonmiajersey

butchtaurus

“I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean” an autobiography

emmas

“Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out” a sequel

hellohelbig

“Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes” the spin-off

punytail

“I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago” the self help booklet

lbled

me: *notices someone who's into the same things I love*

me: *is afraid to befriend them*

laurenmichelle310

vaginal hygiene & health - an introductory crash course

pass this on to spread knowledge whether you have one or not, #save-a-coochie

- the vagina is the tubular ‘internal’ sex organ that some people have. - the ‘vulva’ is the set of external sex organs that people with vaginas have. it includes (but not only):

pubic mound

labia minora and majora (inner/outer ‘lips’)

clitoris and clitoral hood

vulval vestibule (found in between your labia minora)

urethra (where you urinate from)

vaginal opening

-vaginas naturally contain a balance of different bacterias. this bacteria protects the vagina from external bacteria and fungus, provides natural disinfectants and maintains a healthy vaginal pH of 3.5-4.5.

-vaginal pH varies from person to person, day to day, depending on your cycle, your diet and many other external factors,

-all vaginas have a scent. all of them. no two people smell exactly the same, and you shouldn’t expect your vagina (or anyone else’s) to smell fruity or floral.

- if your worried about your scent, you can place perfume or an essential oil to an area around your vulva but not on it. some places like between your thighs or on your lower stomach, for example,

-your body secretes natural fluids called discharge. discharge is how your vagina self cleanses. it is completely normal and vital to healthy vaginal function.

-discharge can vary in amount, color, texture and scent depending on your cycle. each person is different. if your discharge is unusual or abnormal to you and your unique body - visit a doctor if possible.

-abnormal discharge can be green, grey, very yellow, smelly, itchy, chunky, etc.

-abundant discharge can be annoying. you can remove excess discharge in your shower by inserting one clean finger into your vagina, moving it from one side to another and ‘scooping’ the discharge out. repeat as needed. this reduces the amount of discharge found on your panties and in turn, reduces vaginal scent.

- dead skin cells and oil can build up between your clitoris and your clitoral hood, so it’s important to lift your hood up and rinse thoroughly so it doesnt harden.

-washing your “external” vulvar areas such as your public mound and outer lips is okay, though some may find skin here more sensitive.

-don’t douche. you may think it helps but it only masks any problems while causing more. douching throws of your flora, alters your PH and forces bacteria into your cervix.

-water and a soft, clean wash cloth is all you need to clean your vulvar areas that contain a mucous membrane. you do not need to wash these areas. applying soaps or cleaners to these areas removes of natural necessary lubricants and bacteria. this may cause irritation, inflammation, major discomfort and dryness. some amount of moistness should always be present.

-a vast majority of vaginal washes, even those touted as hypoallergenic, still contain dyes and fragrances which are known irritants. read the label.

-while Summer’s eve is a lesser of evils with a PH of 3.0 - 3.5 (still not quite correct), it is still a cleanser. vaginal washes are used to cleanse “bad” bacteria from your vulva. they also wash away the “good” bacteria needed to maintain a healthy balance.

-castile soaps (like Dr. Bronner’s) has a pH of about 8.9. these are not suggested.

-never insert any cleansing agents into your vagina.

-the information above applies to any gels, deodorants, perfumed products and wipes, too. these can all disturb your natural balance.

-while they still pose a possible risk of irritation, unscented baby wipes are the lesser of evils regarding “freshening up”.

-pay attention to your irritants and triggers. different people, different reactions

-everyone has different stances and different methods that work for them. if you aren’t experiencing vaginal discomfort or odd changes, you don’t have to discontinue certain product use. i do, however, recommend a trial period of leaving these products alone due to their effects on your vagina.

-allow your vagina to breathe. keep too-tight clothing to a minimum. cotton panties are the best option next to not wearing any at all. rotate the washcloth and towels you use to clean and dry your vagina.

-urinating after masturbation or sex reduces the amount of bacteria in your urethra wiping ‘front to back’ keeps rectal bacterial away from your vagina.

-naturally, food alters your vagina. balancing your diet in general and including things like pineapples, strawberries, yogurt, soy (the list goes on!) can influence your pH.

-beverages like water, cranberry juice and pineapple juice are also proven to improve vaginal health, and may even improve taste.

-adding a probiotic supplement can increase the amount of “good” bacteria called lactobacillus-your vagina.

-the less ideal your vaginal balance/pH is, the more vulnerable you are to infections and STDs.

-when it comes to internet home remedies, your mileage my vary. try everything with caution and research thoroughly.

cheers! your vagina will thank you.

spiritofthewhale-deactivated201

Please don’t be an immature 12 year old and be like “ew that’s about a vagina I’m not reblogging that that’s gross!” It is literally a body part It needs to be kept healthy People with vaginas need to understand how to keep them healthy Just reblog

chelztells

cookiesoreosandmilk

SIGNAL BOOST THIS SO ALL THE GIRLS IN DENTON TEXAS CAN SEE THIS AND STAY SAFE, AND NOT GO TO THE BATHROOM ALONE, PLEASE. Girls in Texas, and other towns that are unsafe areas, please stay safe, and don’t go to public places alone when there are not a lot of people around. BE AWARE OF YOUR SURROUNDINGS, AND CARRY A KNIFE OR A TASER WITH YOU FOR YOUR SAFETY. THIS IS SERIOUS, AND NOT TO BE TAKEN LIGHTLY OR IGNORED. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE TAKEN, WITH LIAM NEESON? IT MAY SEEM LIKE A STRETCH, BUT SHIT LIKE THAT TRULY DOES HAPPEN EVERYDAY EVERYWHERE IN THE WORLD. DO NOT IGNORE THIS. DO STAY SAFE, LADIES.

lovenaturefood-deactivated20151

THIS IS IMPORTANT

ninjakasuga

Holy…shit

allthepockets

IS THIS TRUE!?!?

fknsex

I’m a little worn out since you fucking tore me down

Real friends ~ Summer (via fknsex)

damagedpetal

it always surprises me when i realise people are just like fine????? like they don’t think abt killing themselves on a daily basis??? like that’s a thing for some people????

cognitivevariance

Shout out to mentally ill people with delusions that are more appealing to them than reality is. Shout out to mentally ill people who hide their hallucinations so they don’t stress other people out. Shout out to mentally ill people who cant sit still- and who cant seem to find the energy to get up.

who trip out over patterns and reflections and deep water- who look up and feel like they’re going to fall into the sky at the bus stop. Shout out to mentally ill people with fabulous hidden worlds inside them that no one can see. Shout out to mentally ill people who cope in unconventional ways, who dress up in extravagant costumes, or who never change clothes. Shout out to the ones who talk to themselves. Shout out to the ones who cant get away from the voices. Who are lonely and just need someone to understand, to listen. I see you. me too.