Well there goes the warranty.

FUCK OFF, MACDOUGAL (Currently stationed nowhere shit he's on the move) ((RP blog for a belligerent Engineer.)) Doodle Tag Drabble Tag Headcanon Info/Disclaimer

[weaponsandwiring]

[moonybludemo]

*inches closer* It’s good ta see ye, lad.

8)

[weaponsandwiring]

*tenses* You sure about that, MacDougal? I’d like to think I’ve got being a drag down to a science after however many the fuck years I’ve been working here.

[moonybludemo]

Aye, but that’s jes’ it, Pat. I’ve missed ye’er sourpuss.

*suddenly lunges and grabs the Engineer in a strong bear hug* How’ve ye been, ye scrawny grouch?!

[nor-eastah]

*bright flash, quiet click, and the rattle of cleats fading swiftly off down the hall along with a trail of gleeful laughter*

[weaponsandwiring]

*HUFFS*

Can't complain, I suppose. Built some stuff. Pelted teammates with small projectiles during off hours. Got stuck with the goddamn homocidal Medic. Was sober surprisingly frequently. 

*frees arm to point at the retreating Scout* AND FUCK OFF CHANDLER CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE BONDING OVER HERE

...

...Yourself, MacDougal?

[weaponsandwiring]

[moonybludemo]

8)

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B|

>B|

The hell are you lookin at?

[moonybludemo]

*inches closer* It’s good ta see ye, lad.

8)

[weaponsandwiring]

*tenses* You sure about that, MacDougal? I'd like to think I've got being a drag down to a science after however many the fuck years I've been working here.

[weaponsandwiring]

[moonybludemo]

8)

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B|

>B|

The hell are you lookin at?

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[nor-eastah]

*oh crap it just had to be that window*

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[5gorge-blog]

[5Gorge] SUNDAY BULLETIN - March 31

Good afternoon, RED and BLU. This is your Sunday bulletin for the week of March 31st.

PERSONNEL There are no additional personnel changes at this time.

SUPPLIES An announcement will be made later today by your Administration Liaison regarding future supply shipments.

ANNOUNCEMENTS There are no additional announcements for this bulletin due to the announcement regarding supplies, which will be sent separately.

Please remember that each team is responsible for monitoring the Communications room for bulletins, updates and announcements. The employers cannot be held responsible for missed information.

[The 5Gorge Events blog - Follow it!]

SEVEN-DAY WEATHER FORECAST

Monday -  Partly Cloudy; high 50 - low 21  Tuesday - Sunny; high 62 - low 33 Wednesday - Partly Cloudy; high 55 - low 25 Thursday - Rain; high 49 - low 25 Friday - Cloudy; high 50 - low 25 Saturday - Cloudy; high 52 - low 27 Sunday - Rain; high 51 - low 18

+ + + + +

[weaponsandwiring]

/mutters something about goddamn administrative twatsticks that need to keep out of their damn business and slinks off elsewhere/ B|

[weaponsandwiring]

Pissfuck

Piss: Tell me about one time you got really drunk.

So there was this one time--I was 22, maybe?--where apparently we were drinking in the woods and I tried to put a necktie on a bear on a bet and ended up dodging rocks and trees to get away from it, and the next morning I thought everyone was just shittin' me until I was lead to the front window and it was still there.

And wearing the necktie, mind you.

Fuck: Worst injury you've ever sustained?

Jesus christ... with respawn, I had gotten one of my knees basically shot out in my late 20s and, well, it hasn't quite been the same since, and without... Fuck, I don't know. I've gotten my lungs punctured before. Not sure how I'm still alive, but...

[weaponsandwiring]

Cockass

Cock: List three reasons why you are awesome.

I'M GREAT AT KEEPING TO MY GODDAMN SELF, FIXING SHIT, AND I'M HYPOALLERGENIC B|

Ass: Traits you find most attractive in a partner?

Well really, just don't be a fuckwad and have some sort of basic understanding of science and logic and you're golden.

[weaponsandwiring]

BITCHTITS

Bitch: A terrible/awful/bad ass thing you once did without remorse.

Fuck you, I'm Catholic; that's my natural state

Well... Usually it's just shit like wiring dispensers to throw things at specific dickwad teammates when they try to approach it. Everything else just likes to remind me what a piece of shit I am afterwards.

Tits: Favorite food of all time?

Twice-baked potatoes--just jesus fuck this one Engineer showed me how to make them in like my fifth base and it was fuckin' magical.

[weaponsandwiring]

Ask me anything: Dirty words.

Bastard: A law you've broken.

Fuck: Worst injury you've ever sustained?

Piss: Tell me about one time you got really drunk.

Shit: A rumor you helped spread?

Cock: List three reasons why you are awesome.

Motherfucker: A person you would fuck if you could with no strings attached.

Dammit: A regret you have.

Hell: Something you currently do that would drive one of your parents nuts?

Cunt: What activism cause is closest to your heart?

Ass: Traits you find most attractive in a partner?

Bitch: A terrible/awful/bad ass thing you once did without remorse.

Tits: Favorite food of all time?

[weaponsandwiring]

sane-soldier replied to your post: sane-soldier replied to your photo: ((After...

YOU were a SCOUT?! Well that explains the volume…

I DON'T HEAR YOU MINDING YOUR OWN GODDAMN BUSINESS ELSEWHERE >B|

...it was a living shut up B|

[weaponsandwiring]

sane-soldier replied to your photo: ((After trying forever I have given up in trying...

Good gods, son! You look like a roadmap! D:

YEAH IT'S A ROADMAP ALL RIGHT--LEADS RIGHT TO MINDING YOUR OWN GODDAMN BUSINESS

AND YOU TRY BEING A GODDAMN INTELLIGENCE-STEALING SKEET TARGET FOR TEN YEARS AND NOT GET FUCKED UP IN THE PROCESS B|

[weaponsandwiring]

what's the most surefire way to turn you on?

WELL DON’T USE ANY GODDAMN PICKUP LINES BECAUSE YES I DO ACTUALLY CARRY WRENCHES AND SCREWDRIVERS IN MY POCKETS YOU ASSHOLE

Otherwise… you ever have a woman so decisive she just grabs you by the tie or collar and goes for it? It’s hot as hell. Haven’t wore a tie since a few bases ago, but… fuck it not like I need one anymore.

[weaponsandwiring]

((After trying forever I have given up in trying to get this thing to be a non-sketchy mess because it's really just so I know where everything goes aaaa

In Pat's defense half of the scars he's given himself are from when he was new to Engineering))

[musings-old-main]

doctorskullcane replied to your post: St. Patrick’z Day? PHHHFF! You call ZHIZ a…

To be fair, the Irish are usually drunk all year round.

Hmm, Ja, I guess zo. But zhey only dedicate VONE DAY to drinking. Vhat zhe hell, Ireland?

[weaponsandwiring]

HEY, YOU WANNA GO YOU FUCKIN' GERMAN AND... who the hell even is that how much did I--

ANYWAYSS I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THIS IS A GODDAMN CATHOLIC HOLIDAY UNLIKE YOUR PANSY-ASS DRINKING FESSTIVAL AND as ssuch fuck it I'm going to hell anyways might as well be drunk during religious observances

[dellconagher]

St. Patrick’s Day is a good enough excuse to drink and play guitar all night, right?

Right.

[weaponsandwiring]

Hell yes it is, mentally projects the other BLU Engineer from the floor of his room.

...

Wait this isn't a guitar.

[weaponsandwiring]

HOW ARE YOU STILL LITTLE TWIG?

WELL MAYBE IT WAS BECAUSE SOMEONE STUMBLED AT THE HALFWAY POINT IN THEIR CATHOLIC PARADE OF GODDAMN WRESTLER CHILDREN

EVER THOUGHT OF THAT YOU DICKWAD