Well, howdy there. The name's Dell Conagher, an' I'm an Engineer for BLU. If there's anythin' ya need fixed, you jus' let me know. Or if ya wanna visit awhile with me an' the Guard Dog, that'd be just fine, too. Jus' don' touch anythin'. ((Dell is presently stationed at: Classified Headshot is by ABLUSpy. IMPORTANT: This is an RP blog for my headcanon interpretation of the BLU Engineer Dell Conagher from TF2. It is not a canon Engineer ask blog, and thus does not entirely reflect the canon supplied by Valve. Please keep this in mind while viewing this blog and when sending asks.))
I’m sorry I keep spamming the commission stuff, but I need it boosted as far and long as it can be.
As of Thursday, June 18, Aaron (my fiance) has been laid off from his job, so I’m currently the only employed person in the house. This is now an imperative source of secondary income until he’s able to find a new job…
“Oh! That’s right… I just haven’t seen him skulking around. That and I haven’t been insulted in French in ages, heheh,” Jane said, grinning. “Naturally I don’t see much of Spies ever, so there’s that. Wanna split some Easter chocolate?”
“I s’pose it’s kind a’ their job not t’ be seen much. But I’ll let him know you missed him.”
Dell grinned. He would never say no to food. “Hell, sure. D’you like those li’l marshmallows in th’ shape a’ chickens? I can’ stand ‘em, but if I don’ get rid of ‘em th’ Scouts’ll blow ‘em up in th’ microwave again.”
*shrugs* I don’ know. Things’ve jus’ been quiet. Haven’ had t’ deal with any mind-controlled animals or violent hippies or floods or cave ins or nothin’ like that for a long time. It’s been nice an’ relaxin’.
…An’ I won’ lie, havin’ regular sex has been really great.
“Huh, now that I think about it, you’re right!” said Jane. Things hadn’t gone horribly wrong in ages! Maybe they should get things moving with that attack-train idea he had on the back-burner–
And then Dell said the thing about sex. Many things flashed through the Soldier’s mind; he thought of congratulating Dell, but he felt jealous, which made him lonely, which made him angry.
Still, all that could wait. “Buh?” he said. “W-with whom???” :O
*shrugs* I don’ know. Things’ve jus’ been quiet. Haven’ had t’ deal with any mind-controlled animals or violent hippies or floods or cave ins or nothin’ like that for a long time. It’s been nice an’ relaxin’.
...An’ I won’ lie, havin’ regular sex has been really great.