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;; instead of transferring the thread can we do a new one? I’m a little busy right now though, doing a tabletop rp ‘cause I’m a nerd

Sure! :3 And that’s fine, I just realised I hadn’t rped with you in like however many days and I was having withdrawals. *clingy to certain partners*

#archeryandcoffee #yellowboxes

;; lol it's ok, I was starting to wonder if I hadn't responded and didn't know 'cause I've been confined to mobile. <3 I am content with whatever you want to do *is also clingy* I know nothing about TJ btw

weaponxed PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST. You know those college Bucky threads we had going, is it okay with I move them to TJ? Mostly cause the TJ muse is strong rn *^*

#queerhammond #yellowboxes

;; instead of transferring the thread can we do a new one? I'm a little busy right now though, doing a tabletop rp 'cause I'm a nerd

Testing Lines || w/ Clint

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#archeryandcoffee #nsfw

♣️

♣ for a text not meant for you

[text] Look, I’m not sleeping with you I have a boyfriend now alright. Go suck someone elses dick. [text] Shit Wade, that wasn’t fucking meant for you. Ignore that. [text] Please don’t kill me, I will actually die unlike you.

| Soulmate verse because fuck life, I love that verse xD weaponxed |

“Eh. It’s okay, I get it.” He rolled up and planted himself in Clint’s lap. “I picked Thai last night. Your turn to pick something.” Wade nudged the archer with a grin. “I figured I’d beat to you to the figurative punch.” He teased, leaning in and kissing his lover again.

Clint pouted and kissed him again gently. “You suck.” He murmured against Wade’s lips before he was pulling away and gently nudging his lovers hips to make him move. “Let’s go out.” He said with a smile, fingers tracing small patterns over Wade’s waist as he spoke.

"I suck a lot of things, Clint, that's part of why you love me." Wade held his breath briefly while Clint's fingers traced along his waist before he stood up and offered a hand to his lover. "Where to?" He grinned brightly.

#archeryandcoffee

Text Spam | weaponxed

[ weaponxed regret the permission? we had more but Clint made me stop in case Wade got weirded out xD ]

Clint was bored. Like really fucking bored. Wade had picked up a job on the other side of the country and Clint was stuck in the apartment. Bored. It wasn’t until the third day of being alone he decided to spam Wade with questions that he normally wouldn’t really have the guts to ask.

[text] Wade I’m bored. [text] I’m literally so bored, all I’m thinking about is sex. [text] I’m curious, have you ever come without your dick being touched? [text] Actually this is a good idea. I have lots of questions for you. [text] Do you have any kinks I don’t know about? [text] Personally, I’d really like to fuck you against the window like you said once. Damn. [text] Although in saying that, I’m into bondage. Not necessarily on you by the way baby, I know how you are with that. But I wouldn’t be opposed to you tying me down and riding me. [text] And now I’m turned on. [text] Ohhhh, another good question. What position do you masturbate in? Like, I sit against the headboard. [text] Maybe you can show me when you get back ;) [text] Can you come home now? I really wanna playyyy. [text] Omfg, we need to try edging. Bringing you (or me, I’m not picky) to the edge and then stopping. I bet I could have you crying and begging. (I’m not cruel, i promise). [text] Do you know I masturbated once while you were asleep next to me? You slept through the whole fucking thing… [text] God, have you done that to me? [text] Can you tell I’m bored? [text] Okay, I demand an answer when you get these. [text] Or call me. [text] Me and my dick miss you. [text] We also love you. [text] And your dick. [text] ;)

Wade was done, and that meant he could dig out his phone and actually check it now. The spam of text messages he found waiting for him had him flushing.

[text]: Jesus Clint [text]: and no, I haven’t. [text]: that means you’re probably gonna try huh? [text]: you know most of them by now I think [text]: I told you you could fuck me against the window, why haven’t you tried? ;) [text]: I mean, we’ll see about the bondage, and maybe try both ways.. Safe words n shit right? [text]: I want to know what brought all these questions out [text]: my porn stash better be intact when I get home [text]: and I lay on my back btw [text]: I’ll be home in less than 24 hours [text]: and then we can try whatever you want sweet cheeks [text]: and yea, I have, you were too cute to wake up ;) [text]: me and my dick miss and love you and your dick too ;)

Wades face might have been burning by the time he answered all of that, but damned if he didn’t want to get home sooner.

[text] Of course I’m going to fucking try. [text] Most? I want all of them thanks. Share! [text] You were very turned on at the time, I wasn’t sure if you were serious. [text] I’ll try now :P [text] I don’t want to tie you down if you’re going to panic. But good idea. [text] Um i was bored? [text] YOU HAVE A PORN STASH? [text] WHAT USE AM I THEN? IM GOING LOOKING FOR IT. [text] Aww you’re cute. hurry up and come home. [text] FOUND IT [text] IM BURNING IT BY THE WAY

#;; the feels #;; DeadEye #archeryandcoffee #I'll add this to our list of things to do

[text]: hah I suggest you keep that in mind [text]: you'll figure it out eventually [text]: I was sitting on the kitchen counter eating fruit loops [text]: I know I'm crazy but [text]: in what world does that count as very turned on [text]: I don't beat off to thoughts of fruit loops [text]: unless you count as a fruit loop [text]: and if we try wanna try bondage we'll talk then [text]: don't you dare burn my porn [text]: I spent good money on that [text]: just put it in a box and shove it somewhere if ya don't like it [text]: hurrying home

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otpprompts

Imagine person B of your OTP is immortal/regenerates. A, however, isn’t. They love each other regardless, and are very happy together.

Then they get into a car crash with a drunk driver. B is left with only some minor injuries, the worst of which is a broken arm. Person A, however, is left in a coma.

Person B, willing to wait an eternity to see A’s smile again, stays with them, much to the nurses’s disdain, and refuses to let A be taken off of life support, even after a long period with no improvement.

Whether A never wakes up from their coma, and B sits in the hospital forever, seen as a testament to true love and patience by everyone around them, or ‘an eternity’ turns out to be much shorter than B had expected and A wakes up fairly quickly, is up to you.

thegirlfallsfromthesky

greekxfamily HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *sobs*

maggotry-blog

fun prank: go on dA and look for awful, beginning artists who draw cats/wolves on ms paint and comment on their picture and tell them how great it looks and that they should keep drawing because they’re going to get better and better, and to not be a dick about their drawing skill because they’re still starting out and learning!!!!

psshaw

DRAW THEM FANART. DRAW THEM FANAAAAART. I’ll always remember the older people who humored me when I was an 11-year-old drawing cats and Pokemon, and when they drew my “OCs” I didn’t get over it for weeks. I still have some that I printed out and put in the front of my binder.

You don’t have to become a mentor, and you don’t have to tell them anything about their art that isn’t true. But you CAN make them shit their pants with just an hour or two of your time, and some of them won’t ever forget the first time someone acknowledged their creativity.

lazysmirk

This.

It’s great and everyone wins.

specimen-jar

oh my gosh this sounds really fun

askboxmemes

put a ship in my ask

vomit / don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell

Text Spam | weaponxed

[ weaponxed regret the permission? we had more but Clint made me stop in case Wade got weirded out xD ]

Clint was bored. Like really fucking bored. Wade had picked up a job on the other side of the country and Clint was stuck in the apartment. Bored. It wasn’t until the third day of being alone he decided to spam Wade with questions that he normally wouldn’t really have the guts to ask.

[text] Wade I’m bored. [text] I’m literally so bored, all I’m thinking about is sex. [text] I’m curious, have you ever come without your dick being touched? [text] Actually this is a good idea. I have lots of questions for you. [text] Do you have any kinks I don’t know about? [text] Personally, I’d really like to fuck you against the window like you said once. Damn. [text] Although in saying that, I’m into bondage. Not necessarily on you by the way baby, I know how you are with that. But I wouldn’t be opposed to you tying me down and riding me. [text] And now I’m turned on. [text] Ohhhh, another good question. What position do you masturbate in? Like, I sit against the headboard. [text] Maybe you can show me when you get back ;) [text] Can you come home now? I really wanna playyyy. [text] Omfg, we need to try edging. Bringing you (or me, I’m not picky) to the edge and then stopping. I bet I could have you crying and begging. (I’m not cruel, i promise). [text] Do you know I masturbated once while you were asleep next to me? You slept through the whole fucking thing… [text] God, have you done that to me? [text] Can you tell I’m bored? [text] Okay, I demand an answer when you get these. [text] Or call me. [text] Me and my dick miss you. [text] We also love you. [text] And your dick. [text] ;)

Wade was done, and that meant he could dig out his phone and actually check it now. The spam of text messages he found waiting for him had him flushing.

[text]: Jesus Clint [text]: and no, I haven’t. [text]: that means you’re probably gonna try huh? [text]: you know most of them by now I think [text]: I told you you could fuck me against the window, why haven’t you tried? ;) [text]: I mean, we’ll see about the bondage, and maybe try both ways.. Safe words n shit right? [text]: I want to know what brought all these questions out [text]: my porn stash better be intact when I get home [text]: and I lay on my back btw [text]: I’ll be home in less than 24 hours [text]: and then we can try whatever you want sweet cheeks [text]: and yea, I have, you were too cute to wake up ;) [text]: me and my dick miss and love you and your dick too ;)

Wades face might have been burning by the time he answered all of that, but damned if he didn’t want to get home sooner.

#archeryandcoffee #nsfw

;; you better xD

Do you have any preference to the kind of things Clint asks :P

;; hell nah, send me whatever

I’m too lazy to do it as asks so Clint might just do a huge “text spam” of questions at Wade.

#yellowboxes #queerhammond

;; duuu eeeet

;; you better xD

Do you have any preference to the kind of things Clint asks :P

;; hell nah, send me whatever

;; I got off work… Where are all my pervy asks >=3

*on wrong acc* Weeeeeeeeellll. I was at work. And now I’m at my brothers for his birthday. But I have the perfect lot lined up for as soon as I’m home >:3

#yellowboxes #queerhammond

;; you better xD

;; archeryandcoffee see!!!!! I told you!!! That ask was just agh

That was fucking hilarious. I’m still laughing.

;; *whines* i can’t handle this

Clint wants to send you perverted asks now…

;; I’m going to go into work in an hour but I’ll answer them lol have fun with it!

Mwahahaha.