Fagpunk bitch milkshake

Jasper, they/them, older than the world wide web, transmasc, bi aro, seahorse dad, writer, native to a country other than America (yes, we exist!), Kaurna, fucking angry 🖤💛❤ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇭🇲 photomatt deleted my 12yo account peujeune just because I had the audacity to point out his supportive messages were coming from shell accounts he ran.

[authoritypearl]

I can’t wait until the day that trans men being forcibly impregnated and detransitioned is seen as more important than cis people’s jokes and kinks

[not-sure-what-im-feeling]

“If men had breasts” “if men had vaginas” “if men got pregnant” “if men got periods” “if men” EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE HAPPENS TO MEN.

[wearetheluckyones7]

I was literally in the middle of reading a fic and got imediately pulled out of it to go google whether g-spot was indeed short for Grafenberg Spot. I'm in my thirties. I have a g-spot. How is this the first I'm hearing about it, and why was it in a bloodymary on the rocks heavy bdsm med play fic ???

[sanlorenzoherald]

good morning

[sztupy]

[squeakitties]

[necromosss]

As the person who got their R keyboard broken and the world mocked me for being forced to use the uwu language as replacement

My condolences

[commodore-64]

put that back

[the-davest-of-uncles]

National Lampoon, October 1985

[scarlct-vvitch]

grace, who has been alone for five minutes: oh my god. an alien! im not alone anymore! i hope he wants to be friends :)

rocky, coming up on 50 years of solitude, imprinting on grace in ways baby ducklings can only dream of: if you leave me to sleep where i can't watch your heart beat i am blowing up this tunnel with us both in it

[imfloatingwhatthe]

Simons being absolutely crushed between a buff stick and a rock.

But it's exactly where he wants to be.

[jaybjrd]

stupid shitty grace rocky pride comic

~~ ignore that i posted this 4 days after pride ended ~~

[cheaphalloweencostume]

good morning to horror fans, fat bitches, people with psychosis, they/thems, people who can’t drive, trans women, witches, and single dads. the rest of you... you’re on your own

[wearetheluckyones7]

Does everyone know yet that Grocky is No.21 and Bloodymary is No.43 on the Top 100 AO3 pairings list, because this is literally the funniest thing ever 😩

[beanfreak]

has tumblr seen this photo that james ortiz posted of himself holding rocky because oh my god

that’s his real son that he gave birth to. grace better watch out bc james is about to steal the title of rocky’s number one fan

[grimmscythe]

Total solar eclipse | Aug 12, 2026

[escuerzoresucitado]

[elizmanderson]

rb this again bc. once again. the true horror of The Lord of the Wood is all the wet socks

[greengableslover]

SINNERS (2025) dir. Ryan Coogler

[aquinohotelcentral]

[meile-yra-visiems]

what bothers me in Hannibal is the lack of smoking. like you are telling me that Will Graham - the literal archetype of depressed gay agent from the 80s - sailing the endless atlantic under the milky way to find a way to his murder husband wouldn’t smoke a cig.

[liebelesbe]

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

[we-r-loonies]

@recreationalsoup0213