cold feet

& salt

[kyloren]

same energy

[aliciavikander]

THE WITCHER (2019– ) I SHREK (2001)

[wordshappensometimes]

Freya Allan (Cirilla), from Making the Witcher on Netflix

[1talian-deactivated20220103]

all i have is this blog and my virginity

[clonepa2]

i love staying out of the loop. like, "lol whats happening?" i dont fucking know!

[stabby-pal]

When will I have a rival who thinks I'm a dumbass but also dreams of kissing me under the moon light

[stabby-pal]

Oh to be an oblivious protag confused as to why my rival ran away in embarrassment after they pinned me against a wall and our faces where inches apart

[sadclowncentral]

today i intimidated a men's barber into cutting my hair??

[sadclowncentral]

barber: sorry we don't do women's hair here.

me: okay.

(stare at each other for thirty seconds)

barber: I have an appointment free tomorrow at 2?

[sadclowncentral]

[xstartrapx-deactivated20240515]

Likes charge reblogs cast

[mephostophilis]

i think we all peaked on the 21st of october 2014

[mephostophilis]

[nightmaresarefriends]

[catsbeaversandducks]

“What’s everyone looking at??”

So, there has been a green cat walking around the streets of Varna, Bulgaria this week. Many believed that it must’ve been the work of some awful vandals and started a Facebook page to find them… However, it was determined the cat turned himself green when he slept in some left over synthetic green paint and licked himself. People have been trying to catch this handsome fellow so they can clean him off but so far, have been unsuccessful. Apparently, this happened last year too so people don’t think it’s poisonous. He and his friend sure don’t seem to mind but hopefully he’ll get his bath soon!

Watch the video HERE

Via BuzzFeed

[super-affection]

this is like a tougher version of an enemy you find in an rpg later in the game

[youeitherskateoryoudie-deactiva]

beast boys undercover mission has been compromised 

[sabertoothwalrus]

I had always thought this was photoshopped but no, it is real, you can see in the video link above. Here are some photos of the cat after it got a bath:

[avatar-aang]

insp.

[politedemon]

youtube as a corporation may be evil but i do appreciate the thousands of people who upload guides and instructions and recipes and workouts for free. like they don’t even get paid unless they have over a certain amount of subscribers but they do it anyway so dumbasses like me can search ‘how to dice an onion’ and get thousands of videos with simple visual instructions and only like half of them are from big companies

[weaver-z]

I spent thirty minutes on this

[mainflopgirl]

where is the au where sokka is unapologetically a blue spirit fanboy

[mainflopgirl]

katara: what is it with you and the blue spirit

sokka: what? he looks out for aang, has a cool blue mask. i just really respect him

zuko:

sokka: sup dickwad

[temporalkingdom]

[your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord]

I think I’m going to apply a bit more critical thinking when watching the news.

[theconcealedweapon]

[elfwreck]

Hard to figure out exactly how likely that is, but we can come up with a rough guess. Some of these numbers are likely a bit off, but not a whole lot off. (Percentage of non-cis people may be higher than 0.6%, but it’s not likely 10%.)

Percentage of the world that's white: 11.5%

that's male: 51.9%

that’s straight: hard to confirm given the number of places where it’s illegal, but estimated at approx. 94.9%

that's cis: harder to ID, but estimated at 99.4%

that's allo: again, estimate only, 94.9%

that's Christian: 31%

that's neurotypical: estimated at 97%

that has no disabilities: 85%

Odds of someone having all those traits at once: 1.37%. It’s not entirely unrealistic that a person would be all of those things at once - I mean, he’s gotta be something, right? - but it sure does put into perspective how many characters are being shoved into this tiny, tiny niche.

[kermitlesbian]

Tallsbian saga(so far!) in order! 

[enby-positive]

Here’s a hot freaking take guys but nobody gets to tell anybody else how they experience themselves. Somebody has a gender you don’t understand? Tough. That’s how stuff works sometimes. I don’t understand French but the language still exists.