Green Eggs and Green Rooms

I used to do theatre, but then I took a lupus to the knee Current Acid Swamp: Sailor Moon and Cpt 'Murica 

[catsbeaversandducks]

Spot the imposter.

Via Reddit

[wearyofdancingnow]

I feel mostly ok today

I mean not physically. Shit, I almost collapsed twice in one hour and my eyes did that jumping thing they did during that weird episode that might have been some sort of small seizure. I feel hopeful. I have multiple career advancing opportunities in front of me. If I can keep a level head and not fuck it up I might be able to continue on the career path I was derailed from when I got sick.

[magicalnaturetour]

[keranos-god-of-storm-crows]

two dudes, sittin in the hot tub, five feet apart cuz theyre not gay

[cloudfreed]

theyre definitely gay you can tell they want to hold hands but theyre not ready yet

[blue-star-above-me]

You’ve heard of Luigi’s Mansion, now get ready for...

Waluigi’s Apartment

[kingkoopasconeyislanddiscopalace]

It’s not haunted or anything Waluigi just attacks all the other tenants with a vacuum cleaner

[scientificphilosopher]

[joshsundquist]

How to smuggle a 2-liter into a movie theater

[neonprotagonist]

Girls Scouts encounter Bigfoot the most frequently. Part of their oath is to keep him a secret because he’s very kind and makes up 30% of their revenue due to his fervent love for thin mints.

[omgthatdress]

Butterfly Fancy Dress Costume

Worth, 1912

Whitaker Auctions

Happy Purim!

[wearyofdancingnow]

My neighbors don't always have drunken screaming fights on their front lawn, but when they do it's usually at 1 am

[moggiepillar]

i can no longer take any description of a male protagonist seriously if the writer describes him as ‘brooding’

because i used to think ‘oh, that’s sexy and mysterious, etc’

and now i think of this

once you’ve been loudly cussed out by 2.5 lbs of feathers, that word only ever means one thing

[shrikestrike]

This is the kinda brooding i WANNA see

[consolecadet]

#so this behavior basically translates to nonstop cuddling of offspring and vocal aggression towards anything that tries to prevent that #tbh i would be delighted to see male protagonists do just this sort of thing (via starfoozle)

[perspicaciousembroiderist]

I just had to explain what I was cackling at to my roommate. It automatically passes the Laugh Rule.

[roachpatrol]

She found her reluctant fiance, Erstad, brooding out on the rainy moors. 

“Is that a baby rabbit?” she asked, observing his huddled form. 

“IT’S SIX BABY RABBITS AND YOU CAN’T TOUCH THEM,” replied Ernstad, contriving to look twice his usual size and at least three times his usual fierceness. 

“Whoah okay damn,” she said, and backed away. 

[yesterdaysprint]

The Morning News, Wilmington, Delaware, September 27, 1901

[turing-tested]

name your cats after cryptids so you can say things like “mothman got hair all over my favorite sweater again” or “the way bigfoot comes running after me when I open a can of tuna is really cute”

[burrowfemme-deactivated20250905]

@beardyke

[femsolid]

[vagabondaesthetics]

RIP to generations of women creatives we’ve lost because their eccentricities got them locked up in insane asylums and corrective religious institutions.

[tonymacaronnii]

You’ve heard of Grand Theft Auto, now get ready for

stealy wheely automobiley

[fyxan-deactivated20180801]

why would you criticise films, books, music videos, etc. but not porn?  how is that logically consistent?  if “blurred lines” is rape culture & the simulated abuse of “50 shades” fetishises & glamorises rape, then why is porn above evaluation?  the rule seems to be “consuming media that depicts rape & abuse as sexy, desirable, or romantic is HARMFUL…  unless you also masturbate to it”.  anyway, PSA for directors & writers:  do you hate women but want to avoid being called out for it?  tell everyone that the stuff you make is just masturbation material

[writing-prompt-s]

“Most dangerous monster? Well, vampires are pretty easy–just carry pencils. Ghosts are mostly irritants, werewolves collapse at silver, and dragons keep to themselves… Naw, it’s one no one expects. It’s–”

[boazpriestly]

Entitled white boys who were told no.