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I love using my phone in public surely I will not scroll past some strange image
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you guys reblog this every wednesday every wednesday i wake up and wonder what day it is and i see bigweld in my tumblr notifications and im like ah its wednesday again bigweld wednesday just like last wednesday its wednesday its bigweld wednesday
guess how i found out today is wednesday
i hate you
rules: spell out your url with song titles, then tag as many people as there are letters in your url (tagged by @bothersome-edgar TY ^_^ )
O- one day - lovejoy
S- summertime - my chemical romance
M- mommy fwiend - penelope scott
P- (a) pearl - mitski (sorry i had 2 get it in)
R- rant - bo burnham
A- all too well (10 minute version) - taylor swift
N- no children - the mountain goats
B- brutal - olivia rodrigo
O- old college try - the mountain goats
O- only everyone can judge me - crywank
tagging: @creating-constellations @samnook @fawn-wings @rosysugarr @esynk @ctubboapologist @jaymesdoodles @metfell @corvidares @pixiecaps
oh this is quite poggers and epic actually, ty for the tag >:D !!!
S afe and Sound - Taylor Swift
A s The World Caves In - Matt Maltese
M ONEY - LISA
N ever Been in Love - Will Jay
O lder - Alec Benjamin
O ur Last Summer - ABBA
K iller in the Mirror - Set it Off
tagging: @charliespring @calli0p3 @lunellyn @harpygon @icarustheartist @smol-evil-gremlin @lexicled @blazevillains @alltheglowingeyess @phantom-does-a-thing @star-of-nobility and anyone else who wants to ^_^ !!!
thanks for the tag!!!!!!!!
single ladies-beyoncé
montero-little nas x
ophelia-the lumineers
little talks-of monsters and men
empty space-bears in trees
vertigo-alice merton
if it’s true-hadestown
like a girl-lizzo
give me novocaine-green day
rapunzel-emlyn
e.t.-katy perry
main thing-madison reyes and jadah marie
lily the pink-the irish rovers
i am not a robot-marina and the diamonds
nightingale-norah jones
i am sorry but i am not up to tagging 15 people so
@understandably-odd @samlambert @sapphossidechick and anyone else who wants to
thanks for the tag!!!
under pressure - queen and david bowie
nobody - mitski
don’t bring me down - electric light orchestra
everybody (backstreet’s back) - backstreet boys
ring ring - abba
starman - david bowie
therapy - tick tick boom
action! - the knee hi’s
never gonna give you up - rick astley
daniel - elton john
a teenager in love - dion and the belmonts
bye bye bye - *nysnc
location - ajr
you matter to me - waitress
oops!… i did it again - britney spears
don’t you (forget about me) - simple minds
don’t stop me now - queen
@sooshsooshsoosh @cinnamonstickrayofsunlight @theoneandonlycowboyofthesea @milesspidermanmorales and anyone else who wants to!!
thanks for the tag bestie!
take a chance on me- abba
haus of holbein- six
everyone hates his parents- falsettos
one short day- wicked
no way- six
everybody- backstreet boys
another one bites the dust- queen
nine to five- dolly parton
don’t go breaking my heart- elton john
once and for all- newsies
nobody- bandstand
little miss perfect- joriah kwamé, taylor louderman
year of the child- falsettos
classic- mkto
omigod you guys- legally blonde
what baking can do- waitress
bennie and the jets- elton john
one perfect moment- bring it on
your song- elton john (but specifically the moulin rouge obc version)
one more try- &juliet
feel something- joshua bassett
tainted love- soft cell
home- beetlejuice
every pretty girl- andrew barth feldman
sunflower- post malone, swae lee
edge of great- julie and the phantoms
andante, andante- abba (but specifically the mamma mia 2 version)
@swagsbian @thelongtetheredknight @pamesjatterson @blue-heron @sorrynotsorryboutwhatshesaid @hey-its-solar @deerecho and anyone else who wants to!
Thanks for tagging me!
Heartstomper- Anna Akana
Ex-Wives- Six
Your Shell Of Grief- Alice By Heart
Invisible- Beetlejuice
Townie- Mitski
Same But Different- Islander
Sweet Little Sister- Lizzie
Oh No!- Marina
Little Life- In The Green
All I Ever Ask- Rachel Chinouriri
Ready As I’ll Ever Be- Tangled The Series
@yearning-and-arson @eatacrackerandstop @ex-worm @annleigh @pamesjatterson @weasle6000 @blueskiesandstarrynights @hear-its-whiskering-there-again @love-in-gay-nation @one-time-i-jumped-off-a-cliff
W - Wesley's Theory
E - Earthmover
A - A lizard State
S - Sea, swallow me
L - Lethologica
E - Echo, Brave
imploding at this
B-L-O-R-B-O B-L-O-R-B-O B-L-O-R-B-O and Blorbo was his name-O
this website is insane someone will say something like 'girl help me i am trapped in a rotisserie chicken' and itll still get notes for some
girl help me I am trapped in a rotisserie chicken
Me
Me
i’m fucking losing it over this mouse trap from the 1800s
if i was a young dandy in the 1800s tumblr would be such a great place. i would hear about it and immediately interpret it as “something of a town hall of the soul…. a corkboard of the mind! a ha! ahahaha!” and start clapping with odd space between each clap. my first post would be “Here’s something for all of you out there- a joke I heard passing through Crane’s Alleyway. The wise bull and the dull man walked between two great oaks- one of red wood, and the other of white. The dull man said “such great, sturdy wood- to build a house, or perhaps a fine campfire!” and deployed his saw with great ease. The wise bull simply chuckled and said “For you, perhaps, this wood makes a fine house… but for me, it is a house in itself!” and took it upon himself to enjoy the shade the great trees provided!”
doing a stand-up show tomorrow
like on your legs or
yeah on my legs
Running for my life
Babe wake up new emojis just dropped
Pyramid schemes are going to super hell for mlm crimes!!!
requested by: Anonymous
A software tester walks into a bar.
Runs into a bar.
Crawls into a bar.
Dances into a bar.
Flies into a bar.
Jumps into a bar.
And orders:
a beer.
2 beers.
0 beers.
99999999 beers.
a lizard in a beer glass.
-1 beer.
“qwertyuiop” beers.
Testing complete.
A real customer walks into the bar and asks where the bathroom is.
The bar goes up in flames.