probably procrastinating

nadia.

[ohjessmarie]

[rockleeswife]

me: *flips dogs ear inside out* me: can u..,. hear better like this

[brittany-murphy]

[gamsee]

today this white girl asked me why my hair is so curly and i said im black and she told me to say african american

[sextronautt]

panic! at the deadline

[aplpaca]

kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper”

no you cant.  you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper.  i didnt even read the sparknotes and i barely skimmed the wikipedia and you gave me an A.  you kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies

[chessys]

u know how the moon looks so good irl but looks terrible in every pic… me but without looking good irl

[suspend]

i dont need a date i need cash

[bambietta666-deactivated2015090]

Person: “Why are you wearing sweatpants?”

Me:

[microsoftsaint]

what happened to old zealand

[motiya]

*looking at the moon* what highlighter does she use?

[gulcayn2-deactivated20210101]

me @ myself: why is she doing this to herself

[arabwife]

I’ll get over it I just gotta be dramatic first

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

I think now that we’re in 2017 we can stop villainizing the witch from Hänsel and Gretel. Some kids ate her house. She gets to eat them. It was a fair deal.

[avvocarlo]

me whenever more than 5 customers enter my store: fuck we are under attack

[fulana1]

[griffys]

i mean i know i’m unlovable but a girl can dream right