Clever name goes here

[webweaver]

Someone help me, I almost made snickerdoodles with chili powder instead of cinnamon.

[webweaver]

The thing I love about the doctor

Is that they can go from completely random nonsense to rip your heart out, flood the room with tears, stab me in the emotions speeches in a second.

[webweaver]

Magic goats

Maybe the reason a bezoar can cure most poisons is because goats can eat almost anything.

[thingsprogrammersshout]

Things Programmers Shout #889

“On one hand, this is doing what I want it to. On the other, I didn’t actually program it to do that.” // submitted by @talia-cg

[antipopes-archive]

i’m from new england so the idea of a state that big just confuses and upsets me so sign my whitehouse.gov petition to have texas separated into four smaller texi

[webweaver]

What about Alaska it is a little over twice the size of Texas?

[just--space]

If Earth had Saturn’s Rings

From an excellent post by Jason Davis

From Washington, D.C., the rings would only fill a portion of the sky, but appear striking nonetheless. Here, we see them at sunrise.

From Guatemala, only 14 degrees above the equator, the rings would begin to stretch across the horizon. Their reflected light would make the moon much brighter.

From Earth’s equator, Saturn’s rings would be viewed edge-on, appearing as a thin, bright line bisecting the sky.

At the March and September equinoxes, the Sun would be positioned directly over the rings, casting a dramatic shadow at the equator.

At midnight at the Tropic of Capricorn, which sits at 23 degrees south latitude, the Earth casts a shadow over the middle of the rings, while the outer portions remain lit.

via x

[justbehappydamnit]

I didn’t know I wanted earth to have rings but now I know and am sad

[just-shower-thoughts]

Give a man a fish and you’ll feed him for a day. Give a man a poison fish and you’ll feed him for the rest of his life.

[webweaver]

I gave you all my trust and you decided to practice open heart surgery with a chainsaw.

[archiveofidentityconstellations]

If I ever become a history teacher, I’m going to write “gullible” on the ceiling. Then in the middle of class, I’ll announce, “There’s ‘gullible’ written on the ceiling.” After the whole look vs. not look shenanigan occurs, I shall then slam my books on my desk, prop myself up, lean forward and say, “Welcome to history. Your first lesson? Check your facts for yourself.”

[iampikachuhearmeroar]

chaotic evil

[archiveofidentityconstellations]

chaotic learning

[webweaver]

My history teacher actually did this.

[bitterfucked]

if you’ve never seen one before

deer are smaller than you think

raccoons are bigger than you think

bears are smaller than you think but you were pretty close

otters are bigger than you think no even bigger than that

wolves are bigger than you think

wild cats are smaller than you think but hopefully you’ll never see one

chipmunks are smaller than you think

so are mice but you’ve seen a mouse right

you were right about the size of moose, mostly

pigs are bigger than you think

coyotes are that size

so are foxes

woops bears are bigger than you think but only that one type

this is an informational post about mammals if you know more please do tell

[legislacerator]

buffalo are bigger than you’ve ever even imagined. you’ve never seen anything that big in your life i promise

[leafcrunch]

i support this post except you have no idea how big are moose

[tramampoline]

moose are fucked up big and nothing will ever prepare you for it

[thegreenwolf]

[rosebuncat]

What??? The fuck????

[bongwaterdrinkerr]

dolphins are way bigger than you think

[webweaver]

You don't know fear untell you open your door to go outside to walk to the bus stop and just get a face full of moose flank.

[bookofmirth]

I don’t understand how people just read one genre, like bitch imma read about magic and dragons and then go over here and read about space and then mayhaps I will venture into the present timeline and read about someone in a city I recognize going through stuff I understand like The Social Media and then I will hop back over to the 18th century because I love me some corsets and relentless gossip from society bitches

[lyrecal]

Me @ Americans about net neutrality:

[webweaver]

Meet the family

I have no experience with dating at all but I keep thinking about how you introduce your date to your family. Mom, Dad, this is Chris ... I found him in a coffee shop.

[webweaver]

Trump's tweets

I knew that Trump was infamous for his tweets but I haven't actually read any of them. I just pulled up his Twitter account an am looking through the most recent one. This is literally the most pathetic thing I have ever read. He sounds like a pouty kindergarten who's parents wouldn't let him have a second cookie. People literally put a five year old school yard bully in charge of our country.

[webweaver]

Truths vs Lies

Why is it that I can look straight into someones eyes and tell them a lie without a single tell, but when it comes to telling the truth I get nervous and trip over myself. I don't even lie that often I usually tell the truth even if it will get me in trouble.

[raisesomehale]

do you ever wonder what people who aren’t in your fandom think of your otp like ”oh the gay werewolf and hyperactive freckled kid are back on my dash again. I hope they’re doing well.”

[webweaver]

I feal like the supernatural title card/intro sounds are just the sound of a dial-up connection straight to hell.