⭐️ two of a kind 💫

Oasismania. gcest truther follows from main @depeshemode

[wecanslideaway]

M, 28 they/them. main blog is depeshemode

a sideblog so i don’t bombard my regular followers with gcest 🤗 ❤️ peace and love on planet earth i hope Noel and Liam have crazy old man reunion sex

[prettycvnt999]

[tvdaughter]

computah make these guys Related and horny

[noelhope]

i’m so curious… what is snoasis? (i’ve only been in the fandom a few months now 😔)

okay SO. it started off as on offhand joke I think between @manchestermauler @viceroymarx and @butchnoelyg about noel leaking slime (average gcest post) which quickly snowballed into a collectively constructed au in which noel is magically transformed into a snail. it became something of an instant niche meme for like two weeks and expanded into related scenarios like liam turning into a snail instead or both of them turning into snails. the real climax of this was when a screenshot of one of these posts ended up on twitter. that particular post was of a fake tiktok screenshot featuring anaïs complaining about her dad building an entire room in their house for one (1) singular snail (the implication being that its liam). the people on oasistwt, however, were not aware of snoasis because they don't come over here to incest pervert city, so a notable portion of them thought the screenshot was real and genuinely believed that the REAL noel gallagher remodeled his house for a private snail enclosure. obviously this is hilarious. and apparently there are people who just never got fact-checked and still believe it

[eky-supernova]

Felt silly, happy spring (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

[aeolianblues]

You know what. It makes my stomach coalesce into a stone as heavy as a black hole and drop to the floor when I see some of those old clips of TV reporters goading on Liam Gallagher to get a rinse of out him, instigate a quote out of him. The guy was 22!! All those clips from like 1995 when What’s The Story infamy was kicking off? They were harassing a 22 year old!! When that journo in Australia was pushing him when he said ‘I put myself first’ and asked him, ‘do you deserve fans, then?’ Fuck off!!! That’s a 22 year old, WHAT deep and philosophical answer do you want from him???

Like it makes it so plain to see it all laid out like that doesn’t it. He was forced to grow up, act older than he was; when had he ever been allowed to be a normal 20 year old? It hardly happened. He’s alluded to it in moments too (like when empathising with other people who were given genuine celebrity status too young), the industry messed him up. You’ve got to really have no moral compass to want to try and push the buttons of an early 20s young fella, he needed mentorship and not the tabloids. No fucking wonder Liam went off the rails.

[hoodienanami]

this is an upsettingly common thing for reporters to do with celebrities who are known for being controversial due to saying 'rude' things. they know their ratings go up when they get what the viewers want and the viewers love it when this type of celebrity says the so-called rude things theyre known for saying

johnny rotten of the sex pistols is one of the ur-examples of this. he received basically the exact same treatment as liam did, sometimes worse, back in the 70s before he was even old enough to drink in america. the absolutely horrible things supposed professionals would say and do to this kid who had been famous for basically two minutes and was having his life threatened on a daily basis is honestly heartbreaking. theres some truly, truly nasty shit out there that was done to him if you go looking for it

the ages of nineteen to twenty two are some of the most important, formative years of a persons life. how tf is someone who gets subjected to such dehumanizing and cruel treatment during those years meant to grow up to be a healthy well adjusted person? johnny rotten was forced to be the spokesman and defender for his entire subculture and generation while also being forced to be his own defense attorney every time someone interviewed him despite the fact that he was a kid who never asked for any of that. thats gonna fuck someone up for the rest of their life. how tf are ppl shocked that he turned out the way he did? he lived his entire adult life being treated like the scum of the earth. ofc hes not particularly nice

ppl ask 'why is johnny rotten so defensive and mean?' or 'why is liam gallagher so rude and weird?' when they should be asking 'why did anyone ever think it was okay to treat these kids like zoo animals to poke and prod into snapping at the camera?'

[moonstruckmina-deactivated20260]

"this incident happened where a girl had insulted noel and he had her removed from the bar—the room he was sitting in. liam saw this going on and came over, ‘what are you doing, what are you doing?’ because liam’s very protective about fans, you know. even though his fans might insult him, he’ll protect them. so, noel said, ‘look just mind your own business, liam’ and liam’s going, ‘no, no, no, what are you doing?’ so finally bang they’re at each other and they’re squaring up to each other and i went to separate them. and i realized as i was trying to do it that they didn’t even know i was there. all they could see was each other. that’s all it was—each other. and then noel eventually explained to liam what happened and that was it. finally he went, ‘okay, i understand’ and moved off, but the intensity of that relationship is like that. the world disappears. when those two are arguing the world disappears. that’s it, you know. you could have a crane trying to get between the two of them but it ain’t gonna work." - owen morris

"now the words are getting heated, the voices are being raised. no one else really knows where to look; all they know is that they don’t want to get involved. but right now all noel and liam are aware of is each other. all they can see is each other. all they can hear is each other." - paolo hewitt

[champagnesuperuglycvnt]

gas panic!

[virgoos]

sub this dom that. what if they are both completely chained to their devotion to each other. they’re rendered powerless by it. nobody is driving the bus.

[sliabhluachra]

Noel was one of the strongest characters I’ve ever met. He was like a latter-day Artful Dodger. Any city in the North is full of guys just like Noel was. He ran a nice line in nicking trainers to order. He could always get you a nice raincoat that’d just fallen off the back of a lorry. He wasn’t involved in organised crime. It wasn’t like Noel was doing the nicking.

— Clint Boon (talking about c.1989-1990)

First impressions of Liam? Cocky bastard. Cool as fuck. How the fuck’s he got clothes like that when he’s on the dole and got no money?

— Paul Arthurs (talking about c.1990-1991)

I think I just put two and two together and the result was endearing as fuck

[chewinggumnnails]

Live Forever: The Rise and Fall of Brit Pop (2003):

“Didn’t like music then. Just played football and come in late for me tea. And knocked on people’s doors and ran off. Ran through people’s back gardens and pinched things."

What sort of things would you pinch?

"Clothes off the washing line. If I thought they looked pretty cool I thought, 'I’ll have that.' Mountain bikes. Anything. Lawn mowers."

You used to nick lawn mowers?

"Mm, and sell ‘em. For weed.”

Mojo (1997):

Clint Boon: Any city in the north is full of guys just like Noel was. He ran a nice line in nicking trainers to order. He could always get you a nice raincoat that's just fallen off the back of a lorry. He wasn't involved in organised crime. It wasn't like Noel was doing the nicking. He just knew the lads who were doing all the ram-raiding. He used to ask, "Does anyone here want a mountain bike?" Stuff like that. I got kitted out by him several times.

[oacest]

these beautiful pics of roadie noel have been going around lately, which are actually sceeencaps from the supersonic doc, so i thought i'd post the entirety of supersonic's footage of noel's gay roadie era in one convenient video for everyone's enjoyment <3

[orpheuslament]

bro im not driving pass me the victor hugo there are men who seemingly are born to be the verso quote

[orpheuslament]

the way it all boils down to this......

[innerchildabortionclinic]

divorcebearing hips

[puppygirliamm-deactivated202605]

Noel’s lyrics: wawawawawa if my love for mysterious totally female woman (not liam) can’t fix our relationship and band (NOT LIAM) I’ll fucking kill myself wawawawa

Liam’s lyrics: I miss brother sex with Noel

[schrodingersincest]

[unicornoel]

most romantic photo from the tour I could argue