It was the closest I could find on short notice.

My name is Shelley. I'm 30 and live in Manhattan. I almost never use this blog. I like theatre. A lot. I also like music and knitting and sleeping. I used to be tumblr famous~. I was known by many URLs (sharksalling, thesawandtheshell, fromundacheese, iliveinaphotoboothnow, a million more I don't even remember myself). You might remember me. I'm kind of a big deal.I'm also a big fan of sarcasm. Please keep this in mind.

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Andrew Lloyd Webber was probably like hey i’m going to write a rock musical about Jesus and Stephen Schwartz was like hey why don’t i do the same thing except better

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Anyone know of a bootleg of Company at Barrington Stage?

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I hate everyone and everything and want to be hit by a train

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Who will listen to a song I sang and tell me if it sounds good?

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I HATE MY JOB SO MUCH I WANT TO PUNCH EVERY SINGLE HUMAN BEING IN THE WORLD

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lol guys i hate my job and life is the woooooorst

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watching gretchen be depressed on you’re the worst is making me feel more depressed.

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Is there a recording floating around with JKW? The only one I've found has her understudy.

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white men’s names have too many options.

william. will. willy. willie. bill. billy.

richard. rick. ricky. rich. richie. dick.

robert. rob. robby. robbie. bob. bobby.

JUST PICK A DAMN NAME.

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anyone else listen to “more racquetball” and just think “be a jerk, my sweet

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Is it just me or is the Dear Evan Hansen cast recording way too auto-tuned?

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Lin-Manuel Miranda’s face during Wait For It is literally my face during Wait For It.

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Happy new year!

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We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.

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no energy to go to NYE party. champagne and ice cream alone on my couch.

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Just a few of this year's favorites. Not pictured: Bright Star, Kingdom Come, She Loves Me, God Bless You Mr. Rosewater, Holiday Inn, The Color Purple, Oh, Hello, Freaky Friday, and so many more wonderful shows.

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