Jack Showdown (Jack Off) - Round 1
Who is the better Jack?
Jack Noir - Homestuck
Jack Ryan/Jack Wynand - Bioshock
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Jack Showdown (Jack Off) - Round 1
Who is the better Jack?
Jack Noir - Homestuck
Jack Ryan/Jack Wynand - Bioshock
the bioshock "no beta, we die like X" should be "no beta we die like delta"
What should we do with Frank Fontaine (Bioshock)?
Hug
Kiss
Marry
Kill
I'll never get over the fact someone decided the asshole needed an asshole.
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Chapter 3 is finally out
To Non Bioshock fans (and people only partially familiar with the games) which of these DIDN'T happen in Bioshock?
Dimension Travelling Twins observe a reoccurring tragedy for entertainment
Scientist turns himself into giant baby
main antagonist of the first game has portrait vandalized, calling him a whore
Mother kills her child temporarily so the father dies
Southern Gentleman dies by the hands of the father he helped find his daughter
Little Girls have Snails put in their stomachs and run around with 'Big Daddies'
Gay Theatre Dude makes boy fuck octopus
4 year old Manchild gets drunk and smokes constantly while killing drug addicts
Girl has Dimension Travelling Powers because part of her finger was cut of
Bioshock Fan/Wants to see the results
Please don't spoil the answer if you know it!
the TRUTH is that Jack knows little bits of german from growing up around Tenenbaum, and then post game she teaches him more so it can be their own special little language
Jack, ranting about Fontaine: Dieser verdammte Hurensohn mit seinem scheiß ADAM! Das Pimmelgesicht hätte allen einen Gefallen getan, wenn er vor Jahren verreckt wäre!
Tenenbaum, nodding encouragingly: I am so proud.
I know damn well they had to hold my boy down to get him to take that ADAM.
Hello friends, and welcome to the 'Look how they massacred them!' Poll. A poll to express all the anger you have at the creators and let people decide who the biggest victim of them all is.
What is this poll about?
Are you angry one of your faves was screwed over by the narrative or the creators?
Was your character assassinated, flanderized, or derailed?
Was your character sidelined so another person could shine? Did another character suddenly pop up just to replace them?
Did another adaption (reboot, live action) turn them into a complete joke?
Did their character development go nowhere, lessons constantly looped itself, or was all their character development suddenly erased without any explanation?
Then, your favorite character fits the criteria!
Rules
- character needs to be fictional
- the character needs to be screwed over by canon. Fanfiction and other fan projects are discounted unless they are mentioned to discuss how the fandom embraced how canon screwed them over.
Who was screwed over by canon?
Inspired by:
@controversial-blorbo-bracket @the-robot-bracket @the-worst-bracket @most-mistreated-characters @let-me-date-them-bracket @best-dad-battle @bracket-of-betrayal
from the creator of @red-black-aesthetic-bout we present...
Toxic fictional mothers tournament!
Submissions will close June 10th 11:59 PM, depending on number of entries.
Submission guidelines
this bracket is focused on finding the WORST unhinged woman inflicting psychological damage to the people around them, especially their families/kids. biological or adopted is accepted, but must be a mom or caretaker of children
no real people and no ocs. also no robots for this one
you know the drill - submit as many contenders as you like, but please don't spam the same one. propaganda encouraged, but keep it lighthearted. this is about a character type, that's all
this poll is not meant to glorify or romanticize abusive behavior. be safe and use your best judgement for yourself
inclusion of a character depends on the number of submissions and strength of the argument, but is ultimately is at my discretion - submissions may not be included based offensiveness or bigotry in source material, including but not limited to harry potter, svss, black butler, homestuck, hazbin hotel, mcyt, south park, attack on titan, and hetalia. also if I really dislike a piece of media I'll leave it out (supernatural, for example)
mod is bi and uses she/her pronouns. I am pro-choice btw I love abortion and trans rights 💪
Other info
all art is either official, a screenshot/panel of the media, or will be right from the wiki page
bracket will be 64 characters and rounds will run for one week each
updates may be slow as I work fulltime but I will try to run each character poll, starting on saturday, for 1 week, and post a new one the following day
Characters who have a guaranteed spot: Cersei Lannister (ASOIAF), Yu Ziyuan (The Untamed/CQL), and Beatrice Horseman (Bojack Horseman)
I will attempt to maintain objectivity but I shan't lie I want those women to decimate the opposition they are fucking unreal
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BEST DAD BATTLE: BAPELSIN BRACKET
ROUND 3 PART 1
BENJAMIN SISKO (Star Trek deep Space 9) vs SUBJECT DELTA (bioshock 2)
Benjamin
Delta
My brother owned the city for 45 minutes before Jack was coming for his ass.
BEST DAD BATTLE: BAPELSIN BRACKET
ROUND 1 GROUP 1 PART 1
SUBJECT DELTA (bioshock) vs DAMIEN BLOODMARCH (dream daddy)
Subject Delta
Damien
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Guys.
Keep this a tie and they will parters up!
Random fact about German Bioshock nobody will care about but
There is one other franchise I know the voice actors for Andrew Ryan and Frank Fontaine/Atlas appear in (for Germans at least).
Cars
Can German bioshockchads confirm this? Because damn, now I feel like I missed out. Never before have I ever wanted to be a German.
Yup, it's true. He was Luke's voice in the original and sequel trilogy as well as the games.
Btw he also shares his voice with Glenn Quagmire from Family Guy and Chucky (2019).
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Chapter 2 of 'If you don't call that family, I don't know what is' is out!