cute thing

cause you only play the games that you know you can lose

[prostateorgasms]

everyone look at my cat her name is luna

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

[armpits-are-crying]

nope. funkytown again

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

come on

[grox]

The CIA did some neferpitou shit to charlie kirk & now they got him in a lab covered in frankenstein stitches using his body to train S.J.W Bush

[coughloop]

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

[coughloop]

I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of... maybe everything actually

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[contemptible-scoundrel]

THE MOST ANNOYING POSTER ALIVE: everyone thinks the bible is like some boring nonsense but its actually has some really Badass Sh*t if you actually read it #and its like. Not a Good Sign that no one is reading it anymore #swearing

THE LAST BRONY: trixie best pone

PUPPYPLAY ACCOUNT (out of ideas): when you suck her penis. and you're a dog

SKELETON MERCHANT: I've got some wares that'll rattle your bones! if you've got the coin, that is.

[adastrabbit]

fucking the everything bagel for everything

[eategg24]

everything? including war?

[adastrabbit]

fucking the war bagel for war

[lakevida]

it doesnt make sense that a penis would get bigger if yoiu jerk it off youre literally compressing it. go crumple a can rn and tell me its bigger im not buying this narrative

[pinene]

Okay So .. This is What Casual Misandry Looks Like Everybody

[lakevida]

im trying to go pro if anyone has any tips

[dogpuppy]

[calebwittebane]

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for an amazing reason

[dogpuppy]

[theunsubtleknife]

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

[klaasje]

really good text from my sister in law

[ayatollahsmegmafactory]

[manrippedapartbydogs]

[humiliationvictim]

I’m going to work.