live long and prosper

fandoms + funnies + aesthetics

[logarto]

[lesbianhaircut]

i love that chuck e cheese is in no way shape or form a clown

[slutauthority]

shout out to all my haters that I’m gonna outlive and have a fat ass while doing it

[ruinedchildhood]

[stars-bean]

Ratatouille (2007) dir. Brad Bird

[childhoodruiner]

[ruinedchildhood]

Please allow this gifset of Jeff Goldblum holding a tiny sleeping puppy to bless your Dashboard.

[prideprejudce]

[africant]

[ruinedchildhood]

[wedreamimpossibilities]

Hey corpse husband tumblr! I made some corpse inspired twitter headers that I wanted to share here. Corpse has inspired some creativity and I am so thankful for finding him this past year. Follow me on twitter if you want to be Corpse mutuals: https://twitter.com/chancesides?s=21

The latest Tweets from jess (@chancesides). feelin' inadequate's always what's driving me hyping up corpsetwt ☽ alt acc. 22 she/her

[podsn]

I saw this on Instagram and honestly I can’t stop laughing

[justlookatthosesausages]

I’m on the floor omg the sound edit 

[yuyufashion]

[ithelpstodream]

how to tip

[trekkie-lover]

If you do this get the fuck off my blog

[snowconelostinthesauce]

Please understand that they gave a 33% tip, in cash instead of on a card, to increase the odds that the server could keep all of it.

[fatale-distraction]

What they mean by ‘taxation is theft’ is that servers are taxed on the ASSUMPTION that they will be tipped. If they don’t make those tips, they get taxed on them anyway. It is literally theft. By leaving cash and not writing it on the receipt, they’ve allowed the server the option of quietly slipping that 20 into their pocket and therefore not being taxed on it.

[southern-slayed]

Thank you…i wish more people knew this

[liluglydudefromdetroit]

So many people reblogging this or commented without understanding what this is. Y'all wanna be outraged so badly lol just relax!

[asoftwrongness]

It’s okay that you’re not who you thought you would be

[queertoddler-deactivated2015021]

[ghoulpup-deactivated20121002]

He’s here

[thempress]

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

[bexlogic]

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

[denverorsomething]

Newsies but the only thing that changes is they wear these

[vincent-van-gtg]

[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

This is the Cassowary of Creativity

It just kicked the everloving shit out of the duck for threatening you, and wishes you a good, creative day. You are Safe Now.

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

[jumpingjacktrash]

this is the idea chicken

she lays an idea egg every day whether you use it or not

idea eggs will be plentiful for you because the world is a vast and fascinating source of ideas and you don’t need luck or blog voodoo to have them for breakfast every morning

[cereusblue]

Now I want to reblog this post due to the great pictures below. Kick ass, my feathered friend.