Ugh

16/♀/pan

[today-ifuckedup]

Today, I fucked up... by saving my husband

I once thought my husband was falling out of bed, so I grabbed him tenderly, cuddled into him and sweetly said “It’s okay darling, I’ve got you…”

That’s what half-asleep-me thought I was doing, anyway. In reality, I threw my palm onto his face like the Facehugger alien and screamed incoherently into his ear.

Also, he wasn’t falling out of bed.

[blaxkula]

OTP thoughts

[thebabyanimals]

[plantfunerals]

radical self love

[drinkt0forget-deactivated202303]

My mind: don’t be clingy. Don’t be clingy. Don’t be clingy. Don’t be clingy. Don’t be clingy. Don’t be clingy. Don’t be clingy. Don’t be clingy. Don’t be clingy. Don’t be clingy. Don’t be clingy. Don’t be clingy.

Me: clingy

[urqa]

(◡‿◡✿)

[aoi-sketch]

plants, book & tea

[okinawah]

There’s a UFO in Cali rn

[themself-deactivated20160923]

This shit was so fucking scary!!!!

[psantanico-deactivated20151208]

[beemojis]

Jasper is making the weirdest fucking noise. He sounds like an angry garbage disposal.

[and-ari-deactivated20180319]

(Rebecca Sugar herself said all Gems use female pronouns, just a note, a fun fact)

[beemojis]

Jasper is my cat

[straightboyfriend]

me flirting: which layer of hell do you think you’re going to?

[ca-3]

as soon as I heard it, I knew I had to do this. 

[zip-a-dee-lady]

[fakebigfoot]

logging on to tumblr on november 1st

[farorez-deactivated20201017]

  just hear those sleigh bells jingling

[ludwigwurstlover]

HALLOWEEN WAS LITTERALY YESTERDAY CALM DOWN.

[laoness]

NO IT’S CHRISTMAS

[edspookation]

[weebo-as-fuck]

Dad: [to children] Eat your vegetables so you can grow up big and strong, like your mom!

(Camera pans out the window, mom is splitting enormous logs for kindling with a hand axe)

[crimewave420]

[dicklover3000]

under titty is so warm and a good place to put hands