weaboo pickup lines

bc you didnt need this 

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mak uo u own fuckin jokes fuckin hentai freaks and ur fuckin no good con pick up line lookin asses fuk u

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u kno wht i giv up fuck all yall these r gold

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do you have a ditto in your pocket? bc i can see myself in your pants 

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i wanna browse /h/ with /u/ 

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that ass makes my bulba soar!!

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they call me kurbioh, i may be small but can really change the game if used right

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i can’t believe my little sister isn’t as cute as you! 

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i got garage kit hands 

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wanna join my harem? i’ll even make you canon girl ;) 

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you know how much a snorlax weighs? enough to break the ice!! 

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gunDAM that ass is fine!!! 

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when i saw you i coulda swore i ate the same fruit as luffy 

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i'd trade an arm and a leg to get a piece of your philosopher's stone

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orochimaru got nothing on your snake summoning skills

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your eyes are as blue as ryu's devastating hadoken

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are you the ghost in the shell movie? cuz i wanna wash you with my white 

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i get ryuk’s thing about apples, but looking at you i turn into more of a peach kind of person