Smoke Memes Everyday

kill me in the face

[eden-has-rotted]

me: chat what do we think

the angel and devil on my shoulders: can you not call us that please

[witchblade]

[softypyro]

[catboybreeder]

[blupoh]

writing a garbage essay feels like you’re the cow who gave birth to the two headed calf. in the morning, my professor will wrap him in newspaper and dissect him on a cold operating table. but here he is alive, under the pale glow of my computer screen. he is beautiful. there are twice as many logical fallacies as usual.

[winterthebeau]

[emnesoi]

smoking the shit that made youtube poop

[patchoulism]

[twistcmyk]

bonus points if it was on a couch

[depsidase]

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

[woolandflax]

[hazelsmazecave]

[twinwound]

mary shelley writing about a monster rejected and abandoned by its creator and dedicating it to her own father i need to smoke a blunt with her i need to give her head

[casgirl]

Compilation

[saintmarrow]

Forgetting another good one

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

never not thinking about Poison Jr

[evilvillain123456789]

Listen to me I am sick of your dumb ass reincarnating as animals over and over again and coming to visit me at my house as a supposed "sign of your presence" I keep killing the things you come back as every time on purpose I do not want a dog to live here nor a cat nor a beautiful bird nor that which crawls beneath the Earth. We're THROUGH. The relationship ended when your life as a human did. I get that you want to keep this "Twin flame" soul mate reincarnation bullshit afloat but 1. I will not be returning to the cycle of death and rebirth due to my dark heart AND 2. Even if I did come back, good luck being born a human around the same time as me once more. Asshole. I'm salting the earth around my yard so that from the ground no plants may grow and from there comes no germs from plants, no bugs from germs, no birds from bugs, no beasts from birds. No you.

[evilvillain123456789]

Watching YouTube videos intended for cats. Veins bulging grotesquely in ruddying face. A yellow-breasted warbler alights in frame and begins gathering seeds. I stand up from the couch in an explosive movement, trembling with rage; I unleash a torrent of invective and verbal threats toward the screen. The bird takes flight and disappears. I fall silent and sink back into the couch, panting heavily.

[ampervadasz]

[weedandmayonnaise]

Censorship

[fruitpilled-peachcel]

NASA putting mice in zero-g environments is one of the funniest fucking tests anyone has ever done and I hate having to hand that to them. Put those beasts in a situation.

[fruitpilled-peachcel]

[dat-soldier]

I look at the pfps of people liking a drawing of mine and im like oh??

Woah, cute emo guy!! I wanna draw it~ So I did

Well turns out it was a griller

If I was in the jungle i would have died. badly.

[souperluminal]

05.01 - The Ancient Blade

[nightbringer117]

[sootburz]

love is in the air? WRONG! flaming skull

[sootburz]

please take this flaming skull and leave me aloen and stop reloggin gthis post

[red-rover-au]