no. 1 dgs sherlock fan

they/them - turning detectives (2) into glue

[jingerpi]

"reblog to give a trans woman soup"

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"trans women experience misogyny because they're women"

- you are now on a blocklist

[april]

we can't have anything

[mousemilf]

just got approved to put magnets on my head

[mtfdomme]

Can you describe your dick for us? 🤤

Louder than Gods revolver and twice as shiny

[imp]

they should designate june as pride month for lgbt people and host parades, events and stuff.

[fuckedelf]

Can I crash in your house and make it my bachelor pad for a few years?

[pjackk]

We all got that feeble & extremely unpleasant loser friend that wont let u touch their shit just because yo hands sticky as fuck

[pjackk]

Ok but why are the suckers and losers trying to kill me today

[doomedmutual]

[bunabi]

I'm so tired of ads that're just an influencer talking to a webcam. Companies wanna do everything but pay for a real commercial. I don't want products sold by Relatable People Like Me I want your corporation to lose seven million dollars on a production crew and a 3D talking dog. Maybe even two 3D talking dogs.

[boccher]

derp pussy is ruining my life

[boccher]

derp pseudopodia is ruining my life

[famicom]

[toddsolondz]

media literacy = you agree with me

media illiteracy = you don’t

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

[tatzelwurming]

“you win some you lose some” Well At This Point I’d Like For Us To Start Winning Some

[csny]

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

she thinks she's drinks