no. 1 dgs sherlock fan

they/them - turning detectives (2) into glue

[discontentramblings]

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

[frot-cember-deactivated20241214]

Bitch that’s the tubby custard machine 😂 *image depicts a vast monstrous infernal engine using hundreds of spiderlike arms of black iron to shove the writhing bodies of naked, emaciated humans into its blazing maw*

[stupidestasshole]

you iust slept off with a gunch

[segamascott]

can you describe what a mad max fury load themed blwojob would be like

[things-that-are-not-true]

all night i want to spray my stink on you

[actualized-animal]

every chapter of deltarune has a secret npc who only appears if you leave and re-enter the room 1225 times while you have a bagel in your seventh inventory slot and the npc is a sentient doorknob and when you talk to them the music cuts out and they’re like “who’s that whispering in the trees, it’s two sailors and they’re on leave, pipes and chains and swinging hands, who’s your daddy, yes i am” and then within four hours there’s a thirty minute long video on youtube titled “ASGORE IS FRIEND??? DADDY THEORY EXPLAINED” and it already has 100,000 views and then a year later people call the next chapter disappointing because it was focusing too much on developing the main characters instead of explaining the doorknob guy

[slimetony]

in 2017 we’re replacing our cerebrospinal fluid with sierra mist

[c3po]

no idea what this means

[slimetony]

lemon lime spine

[controllerpervert]

Why are controllers so attractive to you controllerpervert

smell the oils u fingerly ghoul

[mino2aur]

do i want to come to "the circus"? (apprehensive) describe it with two adjectives first

[mooned-knights]

we have to hold the line on misandry not being real. it's getting scary out there

[00000000000000000001111-deactiv]

when your boy is reblogging foreskin memes but you know damn well he is a cut crusader and not a hooded hero 

[ceruleanheaven]

i dont even know where the bit ends and i begin

[anguilliforme]

would you still love me if i was a small iridescent freshwater fish

[damejoansutherland]

men need to STOP starting podcasts and START forming barbershop quartets. NOW.

[robertfagden]

(guy who tags every single post as the same exact character) you know who this post reminds me of?

[calicotisane]

*Emails you my spore*

[innovadesexual]

sob emoji is up there with the period and the comma