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All pronouns ! - 21 - I post absolute junk and whatever i am into at the time

[childhoodgrave]

idk i guess im a little “wierd” :P *covered in blood*

[ballwizard]

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

[weegleworm]

Thinking about the guy I slept with today who was so unbelievably hot and also so lovely and welcoming and also I wanna take a bite out of him

[weicecilia]

My favorite part of mcr days is when every other post on my dash is just #needthatmilf accompanied by 10 photographs so blurry they look like the camera was hit by a grenade while they were being taken

[tragicwaif]

[ravioliet]

i literally love saying "ON IT BOSS!!!!!" whenever someone asks me to do something like i'm some sort of henchman. it doesn't matter if they're my boss or not for real even because in the moment they are, and whatever they requested of me i'm on it

[i-did-it-all-for-the-nookie-dea]

her: i’m coming over you better not be trent reznor spinning in the closer by nin mv when i get there

my dumbass:

[headspace-hotel]

when u rotating him in ur mind

[childsacrifice]

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

[nicostiel]

He's doing so well

[bloodbroox]

freedom from the body, and freedom from the pain.

[ashstfu]

i knew this day would come. i saw it on the calendar

[sanguinaryrot]

if you were to ask kermit, hey, are you a boy or a girl, he would say "im a frog."

and if you were to reply, well then what's in your pants, smart guy, he would say "im not wearing pants!" and he would chuckle at that

[mpregeminem]

the thing is i love living under a rock #myrock. people will ask you howwww can you not know about this?? it's because of my rock next question

[segamascott]

[scramratz]

outing myself in the men's restroom by washing my hands

[djotime]

[nick-nonya]

the right question to ask when worldbuilding is not "does this make sense", it's "does this fuck tremendously".