How do y'all determine Dick Size in D&D? We're thinking about 1d6 for size tiny, 2d6 inches for a size medium creature, and +1 d6 for each size category above.
With this rationale we rolled 10" for our cleric's dad's dong after another party member possessed him and took his pants off in the middle of a battle. Which ended up with us having to determine if that's 10 inches flaccid or erect. So we decided that's just a coin flip, which meant we decided the cleric needed to call, and they decided their dad was a shower.
But, anyways, how do y'all handle when that sort of thing happens?
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((however we determined dicksize with a d12 and a d4 if i remember correctly. currently am the only dick holder, but triage got a 10 and a 4 or 3. which means 10 inches and 3-4 girth. he got a log. I said he was a grower for my own sanity))
Deep within the heart of the mythical Faded Forest, where a soul enters but does not leave, laughter and singing rings out from a gathering. Spritely fairy and new companions join together in dance and song, and it echoes through the trees never meant to be so empty.
Oh, listen, little dear-my-soul,
To the fairy voices calling,
For the moon is high in the misty sky
And honey dew is falling;
To the midnight feast in clover-bloom
The blue bells are a-ringing,
And it's "Come away to the land of the fay"
That the katydid is singing.
(( Credit to @main-blog-for-other-blogs for the Kira moodboard, and @marvelmerlinao3 for the Aemar one, the other two were made by me. The song is "The Fairy's Lullaby, by Eugene Field. ))
『 Session Notes of Importance: 』
➢ The forest is alive, moving and shifting around us.
»» It very much is clearly magical.
➢ We meet small fey beings who gift us a magical golden acorn for dancing and singing with them, that when planted, grow into a giant tree that offers us protection(like leomund's tiny hut).
➢ We meet "Woody", a magical talking tree that acts as one of two guardians in the forest, along with "Bob" whom is in another location. Woody allows the forest to guide us, as long as we promise not to disrupt the natural order, behave ourselves, and don't attack unless we've been attacked.
➢ Once we thought of a place for Cloud, we stumbled upon a mansion
»» There was a lot of magic, references to Galifar, and 'frozen in time' moments in the mansion, as well as the mansion itself seemed to be adapted for a child/young teenager.
➢ We gain Twinkepaw, a small black cat that glitters and really likes Aemar and Cloud.
➢ We meet a moth lady who doesn't introduce herself by viewing mirrors of our worst nightmares and making it through them. She demands we answer riddles or die, so haven't not died, we get to explain ourselves to her. She grants us the house for Ash and Cloud to reside in, under her protection, and crystals that allow our group to come in and out of the Faded Forest as necessary.
"You know, they could just make half of this stuff." Wroat bustled quietly below them. Even with the sudden ability to drive this specific airship, it was terrifying to land an airship.
"Yes, they can, but we don't know what kind of strain that puts on them. The platinum piece was enough. Now, can I land?" The changeling rolled her eyes, but left the half-elf to land.
In a quiet part of the ship, Triage thunks his head against the wood. "We might as well be a roaming orphanage..." In another part of the ship, their newest party addition was annoying Ash, the ranger's weasel causing Cloud to laugh, and Triage felt a migraine come on. "I'm too young for this shit."
(( credit to @main-blog-for-other-blogs for the scroll image! ))
『 Session Notes of Importance: 』
➢ We have decided to go into the Faded Forest, and possibly never leave again. It is a forest where no one is able to enter, and if they do enter, they never return. It's believed to be connected to the fae.
➢ When Kira and Ash looked at the scroll, they had no reaction but could not read it. When Cloud looked at the scroll, Cloud began to have a seizure. Due to the severity of the seizure, Triage did not look at the scroll.
➢ Cloud undoes Kira's secret, meaning that the Spider no longer has it.
➢ This is where Aemar joins the story! Her form is currently blonde with green eyes.
➢ When teaching Cloud self defense, including how to use a shield, Cloud decides to decorate the shield with an unfamiliar symbol... Almost like crossed bones?
On a stolen airship, leaving Sharn, three people gather around a box. A box shuffled between the hands of House Orion, the Tyrants' of Sharn's underground, and a cult of dreams. The contents of the box were a surprise to two of them.
A child, unlike any changling anyone has seen before, and a scroll.
As the ship sails through the air, one of the three sits at the desk. A worn notebook slides into his hands from the endless bag. He begins to write, ignoring the fact this page will be lost to the bag after.
It was not supposed to be a child. I wouldn't have delivered a child to anyone had I known the contents of that damned box. Let alone a magical child wanted by a cult. Who's even heard of the Dreaming Dark before?! And here I thought Atur was bad about cults. When I arrived in Sharn, I knew the risks of taking jobs in the lower part of town, but this is levels of fucked I had previously unheard of.
I wonder how the two we left in Sharn are holding up. Hendriks turning out to be a Sharnwatch captain was certainly a surprise. Especially when he jumped off the side. Writing to cement this in my head, but if I'm going to jump off an airship, I should do it in Sharn. I can't even remember that other girl's name either. Maybe she would have been startled to know there was a child in the box. That the mechanical monster we fought was for a child.
I have a feeling I'm going to be traveling with this Kira for a while. At least until we get this young thing somewhere safe. Ash, I think her name is, has an idea to take her to some woods where no one comes back out of when they go in. I'd be worried if I wasn't curious, and convinced this kid could just teleport me back to Karrnath in an instant if I asked. Not like there's much out here for me anyways, and being an adoptive dad of a weird magical kid wouldn't be the worst fate.
Truly, things could be worse. I stiffed my family a bit. I got rid of some clothes. I... made a friend? Haven't had one of those that's alive in a bit. Oh, I think Ash is getting nosy. Someone's outside the door at least. Never thought I'd see a changeling reveal themselves. Maybe Cloud is bored. I could go draw with them. Maybe we can repaint this ship.
I wonder if I'm the only one to find this child unnerving.
(( credit to @main-blog-for-other-blogs for their drawing of their OC, Cloud! ))
『 Session Notes of Importance: 』
➢ The Tyrants wanted the box, the Dreaming Dark wanted the box, and House Orion is involved to some point with the Dreaming Dark Cult.
»» Silas Orion has the box and was part of the Dreaming Dark cult
➢ Kira gained a pet raccoon(?) that has creepy red eyes. She named it Jed.
➢ Triage owes a small favour to The Spider, a shadow entity of Sharn that has ties to the Tyrants
➢ Cloud has the ability to create anything, and no memories of before the box except for a man.
»» Including the ability to drive That Specific Airship, and to change the entire appearance of it.
On a table in Sharn, various armored individuals walk around a new notice, the bustle of city life penetrating even the watch towers.
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Introducing Kira(Kira Brightflame)
Class: Bloodhunter(subclass Mutant)
Race: Human(mostly)
Eyes: Silver
Skin: Very pale
Hair: Black
Facts:
- She is built like a truck and will hit you like a freighter ship.
- Soft spot for kids, but absolutely zero fucks given for idiots. Very, very blunt.
- There are dragon sponsored banks less guarded than her.
(( Credit to @ijustscrollhere for the Valerious appearance! They're a guest in the campaign that comes in and out, and you'll likely see Valerious again, though very infrequently. ))
On the wall of the Cannith Fairhaven abode, there's a portrait of Lady Jorlanna Cannith and her beloved daughter, the expert jeweler Aemar Starrina Nai Vil Elsabet Zhuleih Cannith. Beside the well maintained painting is a certificate, pronouncing the young lady's expertise.
Introducing Aemar(Aemar Cannith Deneith)
Class: Ranger/Paladin
Race: ??? (Changling)
Eyes: Purple
Skin: Fair, light
Hair: Red
Facts:
- She has went through several forms, including taking Triage's form. So much to the point she doesn't remember her original form.
- Her best friend and bodyguard, Renres, had to be drugged in order not to find her.
- She has a pet large weasel she named Wizeal, which can be mounted.
(( Credit to @main-blog-for-other-blogs for the portrait of Aemar and Jorlana, and credit to @marvelmerlinao3 for the certificate. ))
Letter found along the road leaving Vathirond. Sometime in the year after the Mourning.
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Introducing Triage(Einar Jorasco)
Class: Fighter(subclass Champion)
Race: Half-elf
Eyes: Golden brown
Skin: A slight darker than tan
Hair: Brown
Facts:
- He cannot cast or do magic, only able to interact with magical objects. (He has tried and failed to do so for the majority of his childhood.)
- Formerly a combat medic for the Karrnathi army, well skilled with a halberd and various kits.
- He is an affair child, making many house members nervous around him.
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