who's the flying beefcake?

Instagram: rebparka. I'm made up of an unhealthy amount of reading, netflix, popcorn, and love for Pride and Prejudice.

[dandeland]

Even without words, we communicate through our eyes.

[spacefinch]

THEN PERISH

Was anyone going to tell me, or….

It’s free real estate

I love you. (Here’s the latest news)

Live slug reaction

__ ? In my __? It’s more likely than you think.

And some highlights from the notes:

Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does.

THIS PERSON?!

the WHAT

Yeah, yeah, we’ve all seen it

[weaselle]

[jambos6]

[ganymedian]

Being demisexual and bi is funny to me. Anyone can hit it but you must suffer The Gauntlet first

[ganymedian]

You must answer me my riddles three

[ganymedian]

You must jingle your little jester hat in a tone that doth please me

[beybuniki]

😭 how do u win the idgaf war when it comes to shipping

i'm 28

[desolationlesbian]

Fascinated by House MD as a time-capsule encapsulation of mid-20aughts gender politics. in the sense that it is A) deeply, deeply misogynistic, B) surprisingly okay with gay people when depicted, C) obsessed with male-male relationships so intense that they verge on homoeroticism, and D) believes that the best way to defang C while synthesizing A and B is a sense of ironic detachment wherein any two men who are sufficiently close must constantly reference the possibility of their own gayness as a joke in order to establish that while gay people exist, the very idea of these two specific men being gay is so impossible as to be mocked as ridiculous. No homo via joke homo. The overwhelming sense is that the writers belive that neither House nor Wilson is capable of ever having a successful relationship with a woman or really anyone at all besides each other, but also the idea that House and Wilson could be gay is really funny and anyone who believes that is stupid, which must be reinforced by referencing it constantly. The queerbait of a bygone era.

[redstonedust]

c'est la cucaracha........

[tomorrowillbeyou]

literally all i fucking have is blog

[underwhelmingalchemist]

Tumblr has got to be one of the webbed sites of all time because sometimes you log on and it seems like the entire site has gotten really into stick figure juggling and you just kind of have to shrug and accept that that's part of the furniture now

[non-sims]

[porcelain-dollbones]

got called a misandrist for saying i think its bad if a man has no women friends

[porcelain-dollbones]

never understimate how hostile overtly liberal men will become if you start talking about feminist ideas in any way that suggests misogyny is still a major social force, especially if it implies even slightly that they or anyone they know might be misogynist

[this-old-stomping-ground]

[actual-changeling]

to me the absolutely funniest part of cunk on earth is the fact that every single scientist without fail says "not as far as i'm aware of" instead of "no" whenever she asks them the most insane question possible.

i dont know how much of that show is scripted but i think their reactions are genuine (?) and like. that's what scientists are really like. it's hilarious. all my uni professors do the same thing, they word every negative response as a "well sounds wrong to me but idk bro maybe i just haven't read about it yet so. whatever".

if there is one thing we hate it's definitive answers.

[raccoonskoodilypoopdungeon]

​"if there is one thing we hate it's definitive answers" well i think it depends really

[what-even-is-thiss]

Why are some people so against onion powder and garlic powder. First of all, some of us have to cook on weeknights. Second of all, I’ve literally used fresh garlic and garlic powder in the same dish before because they have legitimate separate culinary purposes you dumbass

[what-even-is-thiss]

Oh am I gonna put fresh onions on my deep fried potatoes? Rub half an onion all over a Tri tip I’m about to throw on the grill and hope the essence of it soaks in?

[what-even-is-thiss]

If you hate onion and garlic powder you are telling on yourself that you don’t have the range. You don’t have the range, darling.

[odd-maid3n]

[knight--error]

[evilwizard]

oh to be a dangerous crow boy whose job is to destroy plastic

[txttletale]

i usually don't engage with booktok mockery because most of it is just elaborately feigning surprise that straight women can have kinks. but literally why the fuck is his job to destroy plastic

[iamheavymeta-lll]

[ghost-opal]

Tech companies have discovered a new anti-pattern recently and its called violating your muscle memory by putting links to shitty features nobody likes where the most commonly used button used to be

[ghost-opal]

I call the kinds of UX designers who do this "tech pests"