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How do y'all determine Dick Size in D&D? We're thinking about 1d6 for size tiny, 2d6 inches for a size medium creature, and +1 d6 for each size category above.

With this rationale we rolled 10" for our cleric's dad's dong after another party member possessed him and took his pants off in the middle of a battle. Which ended up with us having to determine if that's 10 inches flaccid or erect. So we decided that's just a coin flip, which meant we decided the cleric needed to call, and they decided their dad was a shower.

But, anyways, how do y'all handle when that sort of thing happens?

#dick size #nsfw #d&d #dicks & dice #sometimes it be like that #improv DMing #we also had to determine if the pants came back from being banished with him or not #is this NOT how y'all play d&d?