Crazy Silly Bard

[weeping-orpheus]

You know me too well you know that? Naming all the scenarios that immediately come to my mind like you have my thoughts mapped out. Mm, poison the well, so to speak. Whisper all the sweet things I'll do for you, making all the terrors I'll commit to keep you sound like soft poetry. Letting it fester in your mind how much I need you, and crave you. How it'll be you granting me mercy by offering yourself up. Honestly I might just beg, pleading softly as you sit so beautifully on sacred stone, whining for you, all of you. How desperate I am for you to allow me to have you to the fullest meaning of the word

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Welcome to my tiny corner of tumblr! Don't mind the mess!

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My name is Orpheus ^^

ʚ♡ɞ I’m 21//nonbinary with a perference of they/them //pansexual //yandere// Taken<3<3<3 @cannibalisticmutt //ʚ♡ɞ

Blog song ♡Died in your arms tonight by Mother Mother♡

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Yan types!

Yandere mbti RAHL

Yandere type LSMT

Big five ODDAR

Yandere varients Types

Obsession, stalker, monopoly type but not super extreme, dependence type, restraints type, worship type, protective type

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Please note that this blog is a safe space so hate won't be tolerated. As a reminder if my blog isn't what you desire to witness get out thanks. This blog is 18+ So minors don't interact with me thanks

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Tags!

#Singing<3 -What I give to my beloved

#Weeping</3-What I desire from my beloved

#Shinyyy!-Neat things I enjoy!

#mymuse/❤️🥩-my obsession <3

[cannibalisticmutt]

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[weeping-orpheus]

Oh my lovely darling Mutt<3

I promised...

NO I HAVE VOWED!

I VOW TO YOU THEN AND I VOW TO YOU NOW MY SOUL, MY LIFE, MY DEATH, MY EVERYTHING IN THIS LITTLE PITIFUL EXISTANCE OF MINE

YOUR MINE

I AM YOURS

BY YOUR DIVINE WILL AND THE SACRIFICE WILL WE MAKE AS VOWED TO EACH OTHER WE ARE BOUND TOGETHER FOR ETERNITY DAMNED AND TWISTED INTO EACH OTHERS HALFS AND SOULMATES!! THERE IS NO ESCAPE AND THERE IS NO RUNNING ANYMORE FOR US<3

WHAT DID YOU THINK US TO BE IF NOT LOVE MY GOD?

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[weeping-orpheus]

We are like super cute, *vibrating with the urges of violence* (｡•́ ̫ •̀｡)

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Hehe we are we are!!!

(Stares at you adoringly)

My adorble violent Mutt<3 I cant wait for the days I finally get to satiate those urges of yours<3

[weeping-orpheus]

Yall are so stupid and cute and it’s soooooo adorable

Pffftt thank you thank you!!

I honestly wouldn't have it any other way with him<3

You and your partners are also soooo adorable and cute with each other!! We love seeing you guys on our feed! My boyfriend was just telling me the other day about how you got a new girlfriend and we are very excited for you guys!

[cannibalisticmutt]

What a gayass, idiot queer my boyfriend is, just the silliest, cutest, dumbass boykisser known to man

Like, happy pride month homo (੭ ˊ^ˋ)੭ ♡

[weeping-orpheus]

Wow guys are we seeing this? Look at that absolute silly little queer bullying me for being a boy kisser! You're also the dumbass boykisser here and we all know you wanna kiss me so bad it make you look stupiddd~

Happy Pride month to my loving boyfriend<3<3<3

[weeping-orpheus]

I want to break into your old account so I can read all my asksssss

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When he-

When he wanna...

When he wanna break into your account <3

Haha you like me so badddllyy~

If you can break into that account by all means go for it because I would love to read your asks!!! <3<3<3

[weeping-orpheus]

Imagine not getting notified when you're loving, adorable, divine soulmate posts

And other people beat you to being the first like,

Wow that's gotta make you feel like lame or something

Couldn't be us tho

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When tumblr is slighty homophobic to me and delays notifications related to my loving, adorble, bratty, and divine soulmate posting or responding to me so now Im feeling lame and annoyed with myself. Then I get bullied by said divine soulmate for my woopsies oppsies daisies...

[cannibalisticmutt]

Closing Orpheus' and I's poly relationship bc I found our 3rd and 4th partner. Gonna introduce them bc I know they'll love them. So yeah, thanks for coming everyone, don't ever talk to them, thanks bye

[weeping-orpheus]

This coming from the man who posted how you had to lock him up in order to get him to stop liking other people<3

I cant wait to meet those two other partners my darling<3

You are mine

I am yours

Forever<3

[weeping-orpheus]

And then I, like, maul you to death and make out with your corpse before killing myself (੭ ˊ^ˋ)੭ ♡

How much do you think a wedding coordinator charges for that?

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But I wanna eat our wedding cake TwT

So how about we save this for our wedding night mkay<3 Your also required to makeout with me inbetween the mauling of my body. You need to bloody my lips and burn my tounge with the taste of my guts.

I uh also dont think we would get charged more like dragged away from each other and locked in padded rooms...

[weeping-orpheus]

Hello, yes, I misses you (we're texting atm)

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I miss you too my darling Mutt<3

(Texting you and trying to bite you through the screen)

[weeping-orpheus]

What if bounced on it crazy style? (｡•́ ̫ •̀｡)

Alright nosferatu hehe<3

But not if I bounce on yours crazy style first mwahahaha<3 (Rubs hands together like evil fly)

I apologize to my mooties who stumble upon this. My boyfriend is a freak(very affectionate and loving) and who am I to deny him<3

[weeping-orpheus]

@cannibalisticmutt

The adorable and every so slightly unhinged(with affection) divine entity I pulled by being silly, obsessive, slightly unhinged and a little selfish with my delusions I refuse to simply not make a reality<3<3<3

[glowydiaries]

yay let's do a custom order drink quiz ♡

tagging: @sophiaurora @spr1ng @444tunately @fuzzy (+ you!)

[empress-azrae1]

THANK YE FOR THE TAGGG ><

@l1fe1sp0ppli0 @tranen-eines-engels @vita-min-bunniii @jasper-the-alien @sassy420princess @lycorislacerations @princespousal and anyone else <33

[lycorislacerations-deactivated2]

@pudding-popped, @wildfiresockdrawer, @y0ur-valent1ne, @thescreamsofsaturn, @kamiruuruui, @mochachanpastaway, @strawberryfaerieflower, @digital-saint11, @landmine-guy, + open tags 🫧🩶

[landmine-guy]

@landmine-pushing-up-daisies + open tags!!!

[landmine-pushing-up-daisies]

had to retry bcs it kept giving me chai and i doooooooooo not fit that at all (persistance????? mEMORY?????? GIRL?????) this one fits great tho

@yandere-rat @angelic-odette @fauxjean @ableedingpromise + open tags

[ableedingpromise]

THANKS FOR TAGGING ME!!!

Ngl this doesn't sound like me either lol but still what a cute gameeee

Tagging: @him-n-hymn @midnights-wish @moonshimmers @radiohost @yuihirasawachan @yu-littleraindrops @vanilldolly @hamiboom-fan @disqualifiedhuman no pressure !!

[yu-littleraindrops]

Ooh I liked this, tysm for the tag

But I do like handwritten letters and big emotions are eugh to me. So not 100% accurate.

Tagging no pressure: @wilting-willows-wallow @emaciatedpigeon @imnotsillly @pixie-chxld @pierced-he4rt @k0kainek4tz3 @luxsmall @luckylostangel @vixendestroyzzz @vascularcrashout @bluue-banditt @bluethedeadgirl + anyone who sees this on their dash

[luckylostangel]

omg thank you for the tag, this is so cutie !!

it's not like 100% accurate (i have a horrible memory and like horror movies) but it was still fun!

i would tag liss but i think they deleted their account </3 but anyway aside from my twin, here:

@cannibalisticmutt @jjnebg00 + anyone who sees this !! <3

[cannibalisticmutt]

Looks fun

I think flowers are nice tho, and I'll look at selfhelp books, but the advice goes right over my head. There is no smart foam

@weeping-orpheus @warmbl00dedmonster @j35t3r-r4mbl35 @/reidpiquerism + open @ (idk which moots are okay with tag game @'s

[weeping-orpheus]

Thank you to my lovely boyfriend for tagging me in this<3

Mostly accurate except I would be an iced cafe latte since I adore iced drinks. Not to mention Im only attention seeking with people I care about and Im comfortable with like a pet dog scratching at you for attention somtimes. Im slightlyyy avoident so they got me there but its usually mostly with doing homework honestly. Very major meh on the good and bad matches but found them fun so I wanted to add them anyway! Plus we all know for good match it should be a peach iced tea duhhh<3

@petooni @on1tea @yournewlove

I hope you guys have fun with this along with my other mooties!!

[reidpiquerism]

I want someone to come home to. Not a house. Not an apartment. A person. Someone who's already there when I unlock the door, who looks up from whatever they're doing and says, "Hey, you," like it matters that it's me and not someone else. Someone who saves me a seat on the couch without thinking about it. Someone who knows how I take my coffee and makes it without asking.

I want the small things. The mundane things. Grocery shopping together. Arguing about what to watch. Falling asleep on the same couch because neither of us wanted to move. I want to hear someone else breathing in the dark and know I'm not alone. I want to reach out and find a hand already reaching back.

I want to be known. Not profiled. Not analyzed. Known. The way you know someone's footsteps in the hallway. The way you know their mood by the way they close a cabinet. The way you know exactly what they'll say before they say it, not because you're psychic, but because you've been paying attention for years.

I want someone who stays. Through the bad nights. Through the rambling. Through the three a.m. spirals and the days I forget to eat and the moments I'm impossible to love. I want someone who sees all of that and doesn't leave. Someone who says, "I know. I'm still here."

I want to build something. A life. A routine. A shared calendar and a list of inside jokes and a favorite spot on the patio. I want to argue about whose turn it is to do the dishes. I want to make up. I want to say "I'm sorry" and hear "I know" and mean both of them.

I want to be someone's person. Their first call. Their emergency contact. The name they say when someone asks, "Who's your—" and they answer before the question is finished. I don't know how to say this without saying it. I just don't want to be alone anymore. I want to matter to someone. I want to be kept.

— Spence♟️

[pavlovspet]

I would kill myself in a heartbeat if you asked me to .

[pavlovspet]

and if i invite you over to beat bruises in the shape of hearts on my body && carve your name into my skin? what then?

[thegardenofiris]

there’s something so intimate about putting your life into someone else’s hands- sure, they can take it away, but as like as it’s their decision, i wouldn’t mind <3