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Check,Please! Valentines.

“You’re just getting into hockey and driving up ticket prices because of the gay hockey show” EHH INCORRECT ❌🙅‍♀️ i got into hockey years ago because of the gay hockey comic

omgpostsplease

Jack tries to watch heated rivalry.

Pt. (1) (2)

omgpoindexter

thesignofthedayseye

on a scale of fix it felix to b. dylan hollis eric 'bitty' bittle is the exact midpoint

thesignofthedayseye

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teluete

"...Here we have two magnificent specimens of the Canadian Hockey Robot." — Ransom & Holster, probably

bipolar4autistic

The whole “queer actors playing queer roles” discussion is the reason check please hasn’t been live actioned yet btw they’re trying to hire queer actors but they can’t find an authentic twink to play Eric Bittle who wouldn’t shatter like glass after the first choreographed check. Heard they might get a skinny butch from Portland to cross dress for the role.

halfabreath

I think we as a fandom need to grow up and acknowledge that Ransom and Holster very likely have a finance podcast by now. I’m sorry but we can’t keep ignoring it like this even though it hurts

chrisbenwaht

swawesome flow dude

meteortrails

most key thing to remember re: nurseydex is that that is NOT their best friend. bc for both of them their best friend is and always will be Chris ‘Chowder’ Chow, for whom they will not stop fighting but would commit truly any amount of murder. chowder is always and forever the unspoken third person in that relationship. that’s their goalie dude like that’s their favorite fucking guy!!!!

gansey-like

hockey shit with ransom & holster shane and ilya

chirp, v. | to dispatch the competition with witticisms that lower esteem, assert dominance, and put benders in place. Quite simply—to talk smack.

hockey butt, n. | the totally rockin' medius, maximus, and minimus gluteal muscles that are resultant of hours of hard practice and gritty shifts on the ice. *Used to destroy enemies and attract mates.

celly, n. | the cathartic release of energy catalyzed by a goal. Characterized by ebullient noise-making and loosely choreographed motion. Often accompanied by hugs.