COFFEE

I eat transformers he/they

[weepingcoffeestar]

,,Time to introduce myself,,

[{this post will;might change in the future}]

★I'm Coffee(or Kofe, or Koffee, or Cofe...whatever you prefer...)

★I am not a minor, nor will I tell you my age properly,,

★my first language is russian, my second language is english

★I am an artist, I mostly draw but occasionally can write or create something else,,

★I love stars and things star related ⋆ ˚｡⋆

★multifandom, multishipper,,

⤷current fixation on Transformers, ENA:Dream BBQ,,

⤷current otp:: starbee (but I'm fine with other ships)

⤷current fav:: Bumblebee!!(or b-127)

★sometimes I do gore/bloody art so please be careful¡!

★I also do OC stuff¡!

☆here are hashtags for your comfort˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆

#coffeeisdrawing - my art:;

#coffeebabling - I do babble a lot sometimes, make sure not to miss it¡!:;

#coffee answer - I answer to your asks!¡ (please do sent some I love talking):;

#coffeedoodle - sketches/unfinished works:;

#coffeewrite - howdie I did a write!¡:;

く⁠コ⁠:⁠彡く⁠コ⁠:⁠彡く⁠コ⁠:⁠彡く⁠コ⁠:⁠彡く⁠コ⁠:⁠彡

;:my other social media||contact:;

::tg (the main one)::

::bluesky (I always forget I have it,,,)::

::discord (I love talking to my friends):: kofeicoff

[sgrimp]

Say Bumblebee 📸

Tf One -> Earthspark continuity

[puraiuddo]

Cybertronian Units of Time: a Guide

…concocted by me, via:

Canon Definitions

Most Common Terms Used in Fandom (that I have seen)

Most Common Interpretations of Aforementioned Terms

Math That Makes Those Terms Make Sense Together

Filling in the Blanks With What Sounded Good (to me)

So essentially I began with Cybertronian units with explicit definitions in canon that are also widely used in fandom (ie. Vorn = 83 years, Joor = 6 hours, Groon = 1 hour). I then worked my way out from those and tried to keep to rough factors of 6/8/10.

Some terms that did have explicit canon definitions had to be slightly skewed from their value (ie. Breem: 8 → 6 minutes, Klik: 8 → 6 seconds) if their definition contradicted another definition that made more sense/fit better. 

At any rate, obviously no one is obligated to use this standard, but canon Transformers content has been unfortunately… awful at establishing any universal units of time, their relationship to each other, or their equivalents to human units of time.

So this occasionally makes fanfiction an absolute nightmare for people like me with a crap memory who don’t want to constantly have to scroll through a thousand pages of the wiki to remind themselves what the hell a groon is.

So, naturally, I simply spent far too long whipping up this at-a-glance guide to keep track of it & on the off chance that the fandom might adopt it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

(PLEASE REBLOG THIS IF YOU LIKE IT SO THAT MORE FANS CAN SEE IT!)

[weepingcoffeestar]

ZEEP MEEP MLORP GORLP GNARL

zeep mlep meep znarl znip zop zap meep gnarl gnorlf gleep zap meep grleef meep-op glar-lit mep lirl gnarl

[deadlysoupy]

wanted to make a separate post bcs we have a starbee server now!!! @screamacrossthestars is the one hosting it, so give them some love and message them to get it!! 18+ tho!!

tagging people who might want in (sorry if you don't like being tagged!!! my apologies!!! ignore this if you want!!)

@bastardlybonkers @weepingcoffeestar @rossgoldsworth @andorian-from-walmart @goosealicious @radioactiverats @chip-dip6 @starhut @thegrinningghost and anyone else who i forgot or who wants to sorryyyy

[deadlysoupy]

i accidentally (well, more like i was interested in what the hype was all about, and then i found out the game has a character speaking in my language, so i was sold) watched a playthrough of ENA Dream BBQ (noted that i didn't know anything about ENA before this, just some chatter online), and that gave me a thought of how similar ENA and Bumblebee are? with how ENA has two sides, polite and mean (i think?), Bee has the same. he's constantly forced to switch between his "customer service" voice as opposed to his "i actually disagree" voice, and as i've learned, apparently original ENA has these two fighting with each other, constantly in disarray between their opinions, and not in concord like in the game. and that led me to think about all the fanarts i've seen depicting Bee in the ENA universe and my mind was just kinda blown because people already thought of this. thats amazing

[connecformers]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog if you have skilled writer friends and you're damn proud of them

[deadbranch]

Reblog if you're okay with receiving asks for backstory info on any/all of your fics.

If not all, specify which ones in the tags.

[octylish]

90% of gamblers or whatever lets go gambling

also eye view bc i needed to convey how cool it would look in motion

[weepingcoffeestar]

I don't care if I'm sb, nobody will see it anyway

idiots

Krisa introduced me to Forsaken, every time I wonder how he can get me hooked onto things so easily, we played like for an hour and I already wouldn't wanna leave

anyway, I believe this is a rare ship and they don't have a name?? so I'm gonna come up with it now

it shall be Ellaph, simple yet pretty

[beacon-lamp]

hello beloveds ☺️

[iceslushii]

made an alternate version for the mutuals ive never spoken to

[thetreeofliberty]

You are appreciated

[weepingcoffeestar]

I have no mouth and I must scream,,,

let me interact with my friends, Tumblr PLEASE🙏

[weepingcoffeestar]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

hold your horses! I'm gonna promote my fic now

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64694482

here you go, this is my fic, it explores the dynamic between Bumblebee and Hashtag :з

[shineogyy]

Starbee)

Аэаэаэа, я задолбался, правда

Это был какой-то пмздец

[weepingcoffeestar]

please, ao3, I'm begging you, make a filter for subscriptions, I'm tired of going through my 12 pages of fics that I'm subscribed to to find one

It'll be a life changer please🙏

[deadlysoupy]

everyone on this site agreeing with me wtf. where are my haters. did they just block me and i wouldn't even know. does nobody actually hate me. huh.