Naamloos

[chewing-on-lead]

[eff-plays]

The icon for Banishment is so funny.

Just get outta here. Leave.

[luckynumberthreed]

[thickness-protection-program]

When a video says "5+ years ago" I breathe a sigh of relief knowing the chances of it being ai generated are slim to none. We used to be free

[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[my-dailydreams]

[ghosthauntedalleys]

[battletoads]

[my-dailydreams]

[cutecipher]

uh sorry me and the cursed blade have a situationship thing im not going to "throw her away"

[were--ralph]

clap if you think she should suffer

[were--ralph]

clap to eliminate jk rowling once and for all

[jangling-girl]

i just became a brand ambassador for a 1,000 year old sacred grove

[peach-pot]

Your 2025 Wrapped!

You spent 25,711 minutes approaching total despair

The ever-present ache grew 43%

Your top moods were “melancholy” and “unease”

You are less savable than 96% of users

[catchymemes]

[starrstruckgoldencanuck]

[teaboot]

I just had a physical exam today and I haven’t done the little knee hammer reflex test since I was like four years old so I was just like “yeah it’ll just make me flinch or whatever nbd” but when the doctor actually DID it my whole ass leg fucking launched into the air like I was David fucking Beckham. She didn’t even give me a second to recover either, I was gripping onto the exam table for dear life like “oh my god I’m so sorry” and WHAM she nails the other one. My entire body jolts as my foot flies three feet in the air and she twirls out of the trajectory of a five toe death kick to the groin like a capoeira master and just says “you have very brisk reflexes”. Like miss ma’am with the PHD didn’t just Ratitouille my whole shit. Like respectfully your honour you just played my skeleton like a piano, what the hell

[rhapsodybenny]

[breya-etherium-shaper]

*multiplies you by 1*

Ach im the exact same but a process has occurred

[headspace-hotel]

I'm thinking about this post and i have decided that it is one of those things that is a poem in some undefinable way

[withmatchingscars]

animals that hibernate in winter really have a point because why am I awake when this is barely a day