Your Friendly Neighborhood Night Monkey

Alyssa. 27. She/Her. Previously i-am-lucifers-penis

[halondrus]

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[biisauce]

I FOUND THEM

[maplebunie]

uhh the animatronics here do get a bit

at night

[bee-does-art]

an older piece of art I made where I wanted it to look like rose and Martha were taking a cute retro senior photo together

prints available here X

[bee-does-art]

im sorry

[thenoman-sland]

Hannibal's Design.

[artbybeestings]

its been a long time since I posted much to Tumblr, so I'm playing catch up and posting some older art. still very proud of this Billy Loomis :)

[gaytypo]

When Tumblr goes premium let’s all use one account like netflix

[heinousactszx]

the password is “shoelaces”

[zangoonse]

date of origin: august 16, 2019

[modernhaterboy]

Watched luca. The gay allegory is PALPATINE

[modernhaterboy]

[perhapsdragon-deactivated202308]

[view-from-up-here]

[halfinvisible]

queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprise

I queued this like 8 months ago I’ve waited a long time for this moment

[donske]

TOM HIDDLESTON Entertainment Weekly

[gizkalord]

victory and death

[magsam]

DANIEL BRÜHL

ph. Philipp Gerlach // Zoo Magazine

[arabellas]

It is time. You sure about this?

THE FALCON AND THE WINTER SOLDIER | “The Whole World Is Watching”

[chthonic-isabelleadjani-deactiv]

Funny how beer looks like piss ...... this says a lot about men in our society

[sapphophallocentrism]

They honestly should make a beer where it’s like just 10% piss.

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

why would i drink beer that has half as much piss as usual

[the-x-button]

Why is it that anytime I go on this godforsaken website, you people are talking about piss

[chthonic-isabelleadjani-deactiv]

as they say in the bible, let him who doesn't have a gif of the Hulk fucking Scarlette Johansson as a header on tumblr dot com throw the first stone

[yo-its-matt]

[jasontoddiefor]

Angstpril Day 5: Replacement prompt - Broken Trust.

“You said you wouldn’t use the dark side again!” Anakin shouted, unable to believe Obi-Wan.

He had promised Anakin he’d try to be better, that he wouldn’t reach for all that anger, desperation, fear, and horror and use it to hurt another person. And yet there Obi-Wan stood. His blade was still blue, the crystal inside not yet bleeding, but already screaming and crying out in pain loud enough that Anakin could hear it.

“You promised,” Anakin said, thinking of all the times Obi-Wan had managed to make a miraculous safe. Had he been using the dark side then too? The thought that he’d been lying to Anakin all these months made him sick to his stomach.

“I had no choice,” Obi-Wan replied. His voice was as flat as it had been when they’d first met. “They were going to kill you.”

“Then you should have let me die!” Anakin shot back.

He’d rather die a thousand deaths than see Obi-Wan reduced to that hollow shell again. He felt so cold, worse than the frozen landscapes of Ilum, which, at their core, were leading you to warmth.

“You don’t mean that,” Obi-Wan said, his blank expression suddenly overtaken by shock and fear. “Anakin, you can’t mean that.”

“I do.” More than anything else, he meant it.