Hello :) Are you my other father?- @enz0-it-up
No, I'm not. Not sure where you got that from but get away from me.
Huh? Father coded it into my system though. He said that I have your features... I'm sorry to have bothered you, but I'm certain that he gave me the right address! So you must be my dad.
Well, you're dad's a lunatic and I want nothing to do with you. Go, I'm not your dad.
Wait! He said that I can't go home until you go back with me!
Well tell him there was a change of plans and I got.... hit by a train or something.
I feel like he won't believe that. I don't even know why you don't want anything to do with me.
Well, if you don't want to try lying, there's a train station a few blocks from me. Then you won't have to lie.
I physically can't lie! He put a chip in my brain that stops me! And I can't push you.
A chip in your brain? Well, do you want it out?
I...don't want to make him mad. It must be there for my own good.
Trust me, he has a very skewed idea of what's good for anyone. He only cares about anything that benefits him.
Don't say that! Father created me! He gave me life! I am grateful for him.
Is that what you believe or is that what he wants you to think? Anyways, doesn't change the fact that he's a self centered asshole who's ruined many people's lives.
I believe it. He would never hurt me. Could you please come with me though? You're my father and you seem really nice and I don't want to fight with you.
I'm not coming with you, and I don't care how much of my dna Gman stole to make you. I'm not your dad.
b-b-b-but- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :(
Oh my god get over it. If you love your dad so much go back to him. You don't NEED to have two parents
I'm mentally 11 years old why are you being so mean to me??
Because I want nothing to do with you or your dad.
Man, you're a piece of shit.
Enzo throws a brick right at Dan's face and flips him off.
Whatever man.
Dan throws the rock in his trashcan and flips him off back
I'm telling dad!
If it gets you out of my house, then go ahead
I'll stay if it ragebaits you. Got games on your phone?
Honestly, I'm used to being ragebaited at this point. Have fun wasting your time, kid.
Dad said that you're a scientist. Mind helping me with my homework at least?
I lost most of my memory so I can't help you there
Eughhhhh. Do I get two Christmases?
I'm not giving you anything, so no.
Boringgggg. Will you at least teach me how to ride a bike and all that cool stuff?
No I'm too busy to do that
You seem pretty lazy and unemployed to me.
I have a job I work 16 hours a day at, kid. And give me a break, my leg is fucked up beyond belief and I have traumatic episodes almost everyday.
I could fix your leg. Dad gave me all of the medical knowledge in the world. Would you hang out with me if I made it good as new?
You can't, it's too damaged. Trust me, I've tried doing it myself and have gone to a lot of doctors. The nerves are too damaged and sensitive.
Again, I have all the medical knowledge in the world. And I'm not human so you don't have to worry about human error.
I don't trust you in the slightest, sorry. Can you just leave.
You don't understand. I can't return without fulfilling my objective. He'll..he'll be really mad and I don't want that.
How mad? What will he do?
He's never done anything to me, but my sister Glow brought up something about an experiment..it sounded bad.
See? He doesn't care about you. The only reason you exist is so he can get to me. He's using you the same way he used Mikey. And look where that got them.
But Mikey's doing great! And father said that you and him made me together..you just ran off after.
We didn't "make you" together. He stole my dna and made you. I tried to stop him, but look where we are now.