Weezerstuck

none of these fake panels are in order. fuck you

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obligotory titile post.

aight remaking this to just say this is an ask blog, some fake panels will be here for funsies but just send asks i suppose.

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Hey Benn is your uncle perchance looking for a date right now i'm free 7 days a week for the next three months please please please please

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Mr Shia. I Must Warn You About Your Future. I Am An Ominous Being Named

YAOIASSHOLE

Its Pronounced "Your Honorable Head" Please Do Not Mispronounce It Thanks

Man, it seems like this boy really doesn't want to talk with you, and can OBVIOUSLY tell you're bullshitting him

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can i fuck your moms ashes then

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Can I fuck your Ghost Mom

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Boy i am Inside Your Brain Boy. I am inside your Brain boy. Say it boy. I Am In Your Brain Boy. Say hello to Weezer boy

pls note rory esther aint my fuckin guy, he may be in the bg for some asks but he will not receive em <3

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YOUR UNCLE IS SO HOT789034-[5'6'34;5OI687890-[i am taken by the demons]

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HI SHIA!!!!!!! 👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋 HI SHIA HELLO

Seems like this particular YOUNG MAN is a bit BUSY right now.

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Lotsa spaghetti

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opinions?

Oh yeah… you can’t even BEGIN to describe your indescribable description of the most despicable- no- Alliteration moment. The most Downright UNDER APPRECIATED BAND OF THE CENTURY.

Every era of their music speaks to a different part of your soul. Invoking bygone eras of music. In fact. You’d say they’re one of the most culturally significant bands of the human race…

Of course. You could never share this love with your friends (Most of them anyone) as they’d likely call you a ‘loser virgin’ or ‘weezer fan’ in a derogatory way.

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> retrieve your arms from the fucking chest pwease

Sadly. Your chest is being GUARDED by your FATHER. He better not of taken your ARMS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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did oyou know that wynn is my fav.. cn you telll

Oh shit! Your UNSETTLING FATHER is here... and the ROUTER is NOWHERE to be seen!

==> ASK ABOUT THE ROUTER

(i can tell :3)

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Caecus: Uhhhhh... I think your newborn king is... that way? Maybe give him gold, frankincense, and myrrh.

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You look around your LIVING ROOM… theres your shitty FAKE FIREPLACE. It’s not even connected to a real CHIMNEY. Your mom had it installed for the sake of SANTA REALISM.

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You have an awesome GIRLFRIEND. Well, MOIRAIL. See, she’s into this ALIEN stuff. She’s kind of ROLEPLAYING as one, you think, And while most people would be totally WEIRDED OUT by something like that, she’s just so nice and sweet and shit that you really don’t care.

You should pester her now to ask if she has her copy of that AWESOME GAME you guys are gonna play together.