Roman Coke

I don't mind being unoriginal. Its cool. I like long walks on the beach. Also, I joke. Fuck beaches.

[sandandglass]

Yuriko Kotani /  Russell Howard’s Stand Up Central

[galren]

please watch the whole thing it’s so good

[themarchrabbit]

@pangur-pangur

is “ish” not a thing in Japanese?

[sustainablefarming-deactivated2]

Beauty vlogger: so this is my water bottle. i just got it over at the corner store, okay, uhm, first impression you DO have to twist the cap for it to come off so keep that  in mind before you buy it, and the water is a lot more, uhm, liquidy? than i would’ve thought. the bottle is pretty nice it’s made of, uhm, plastic. so it has that sort of uhm, plasticy feel to it it’s really nice

[jurassic-parks-n-rex]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[jakerzzzz]

[donniedarkosarchive]

[kathygaelepersonal-deactivated2]

GUYS https://twitter.com/AltNatParkSer/status/824054953404669953 http://www.scientistsmarchonwashington.com/ THE NATIONAL PARK SERVICE IS IN OPEN REBELLION

[jumpingjacktrash]

YES

[onwardmotley]

Is this for real?

[kathygaelepersonal-deactivated2]

It absolutely is, yes. @NASAClimate on twitter is also continuing to tweet climate facts in defiance of the gag order. 

https://twitter.com/AltNatParkSer/status/824070855206600710 

https://www.nps.gov/subjects/climatechange/upload/ClimateChange_01-05_DigitalPrelim.pdf

Grab this, hold onto it. Distribute again if it is taken down.

[kathygaelepersonal-deactivated2]

https://twitter.com/blkahn/status/824075818519396353

[kathygaelepersonal-deactivated2]

https://twitter.com/AltNatParkSer/status/824081620240056321

@AltNatParkSer confirms it is being run by active NPS rangers. 

[roachpatrol]

CHAOTIC GOOD RANGERS

[yan-tonz]

YAAAASSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! 

[the-real-eye-to-see]

Is this even possible?

[tobamory]

When I tell you I would’ve been in the back of house just fucking crying.

[excusemewhileikisstheskai-deact]

I thought this was the mannequin challenge so I had to unmute @spicyl0lita

[lea-amie]

i had to find an inhaler after watching this and i dont even have asthma 

[antiandrogen]

oh my god?????

[trapcard]

ITS CARAMEL

[trancefem-deactivated20170319]

im using this for a dramatic monologue

[vagunabetch]

this is the craziest thing I’ve ever watched in my entire life

[beverlyjean]

Me

[bidoof]

no more conflicts in stories anymore. all stories are now about the main character having progressively nicer things happen to them from now on

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

That’s what every black person needs to do. 

Source

[christel-thoughts]

no, it’s what other white people need to do. the other white people in that section of the train should have shamed their fellow white woman.

[sandandglass]

[popculturebrain]

‘Aquaman’ Cast Assembles in First Table Read Photo

The Aquaman cast is in after school trouble, at least according to director James Wan. Wan shared a photo of himself with stars Jason Momoa (Aquaman), Patrick Wilson (the villain Ocean Master) and Amber Heard (Mera), throwing in a reference to the 1985 coming of age classic The Breakfast Club.

[gracekelli-archive]

What is a legacy?

[seinfeldr]

[buzzfeeduk]

[chainsawpunk]

[pettycentral]

[sistermaryfake]

[lagonegirl]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

if ur dealing to the people on the left you’d just say “$45 a gram” and theyd be like “yeah bro sure dude i gotchu thats legitness ur the man” but the ppl on the right u gotta finesse like “my normal price is $15 a g but this stuff is called Cosmic Throat Cum Squirt Haze so the lowest i can go is $50″ and theyd b like “wow… so cultured… i cant wait to smoke this out of my native american themed bong…”