martian beauty

Classic heart throb est. '91

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

hamlet’s dad: son you need to avenge me

hamlet: oh ABSOLUTELY

hamlet for the next four and a half acts:

[mansons-horror-queen]

(s)AINT // Marilyn Manson

[freezethatscene]

trainspotting - 

[junkiebabie]

Drugs stayed when you deserted me.

[lnfinitelyfucked-deactivated201]

[365filmsbyauroranocte]

Liquid Sky (Slava Tsukerman, 1982)

[kristinpwnsyou6-deactivated2019]

Truth.

[embracingwild]

honestly the best thing i ever did was find the courage to stop being the victim of my own life

[superscioli]

[midnighth0ur]

ıllıllı єαяℓу gσσ∂иιgнт ıllıllı

[carpr0n]

Starring: Porsche 911 GT2 RS

By edouard niel

[l-s-disney]

LSDisney

[karmanistic]

[localstarboy]

LMAOOOOOOO DAWG!!!! LOOK AT OTHER DUDE’S FACE WHEN HE SAYS “IF I GOTTA DIE, MY MAN DYING WITH ME” LMAOOOOOO His face said it all 🤣🤣😭

[kimreesesdaughter]

A goofy nigga:

[kimreesesdaughter]

This is the human equivalent to this gif

[just-shower-thoughts]

The fact that we can accidentally bite the insides of our cheeks has to be the biggest design flaw of the human body.

[slightlyfrumiousbandersnatch-de]

NO SORRY IT’S THE FACT THAT OUR TRACHEA AND ESOPHAGUS CROSS AND BRIEFLY OCCUPY THE SAME HOLE DOLPHINS DON’T HAVE THIS PROBLEM.

[churchyardgrim]

WE ONLY GET ONE SET OF ADULT TEETH THAT ARE DESIGNED TO LAST MAYBE HALF OUR EXPECTED LIFESPAN

OUR LOWER BACKS ARE STRUCTURALLY FUCKED FROM MAKING A SHITTY TRANSITION TO BEING BIPEDS

INTELLIGENT DESIGN MY ASS, BUT AT THE VERY LEAST WE’RE NOT HORSES

[stephendann]

“In conclusion, the humans were extremely angry until they saw the horse, and then thought ‘Well, that bastard’s got it rough, this ain’t so bad’“

[trillow-deactivated20130822]

how much do islands cost i want one

[cyberunfamous]

Less than a college education

[accioguitardis]

what the fuck

[fohk]