Shine Bright Like A Desmond

[tommyverscetti-deactivated20141]

*opens photobooth to take selfie*

“maybe some other time”

[tropicalwave]

[meupaudeoculos-blog]

[nosdrinker]

he’s cured

[haveitjoeway2-deactivated201608]

actually if you look at the heart monitor hes flat lining

[bill-11b]

Gotta die somehow.

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

he’s cured

[prguitarman]

A miracle

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

booty shorts that say “i am indirectly responsible for verizon’s billion dollar loss” on the ass

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

[genntrygenntry]

[tommy1tomlinson]

An B….

[fousheezy]

clearly he originally had “an A” and then decided that was asking too much

[genntrygenntry]

True

[sangled]

vibe check! (bursts into tears)

[auddityy]

[remadeagain]

i have post traumatic eldest daughter disorder

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[newkidsontheblocklist]

[fuks]

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

my voicemail: sorry, i’m healing :) don’t leave a message

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

Yes, they scraped off the paint

[great-tweets]

“Update: The student who wrote the letter has been found and we’re in the process of finding a way to reward her for her actions. Very grateful for what she did”

[shaelit]

I love this mental image of this quietly horrified and righteous 6th grader just being like ma’am you can’t do that

[rolkientolkien]

[nope12345987-deactivated2022071]

Via Catholic memes on FB