[frozenoverknight]

femmes talking, you agree reblog

[hypnapomparts]

happy 4/20

based on this image that I can't find a source for

[mtfoss]

I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks

[luxwing]

Lemme get a little sippy

[sapphic-sprite]

A reminder that lesbians need abortions too. There are tons of reasons why a lesbian might need an abortion so kindly stop saying we are lucky we don’t have to worry about the current state of the US. It’s stupid that I even have to say this and I’m tired of seeing the take that we shouldn’t have to worry about abortion access being taken away in many states.

[thethermocline]

A lesbian bar would fix me.

[radio-jupotter]

We need to abolish capitalism so that girls have more time to look at each other's tits

[modogoblin]

[ruinedchildhood]

[liquidstar]

i never fell for the notion that piracy is theft bc where i grew up the only dvd shop in town just had 1 box of each movie for display, and when you brought it to the front the dude would just burn a pirated copy of it right in front of you and no one ever cared

[liquidstar]

and it was awesome.

[somecunttookmyurl]

one of my favourite things about my boyfriend is that he's 6'4 but convinced he is a normal sized person and this does not constitute "tall"

once, if not twice, a week the card game shop he plays digimon at upload a top-4 photo best described as "gandalf and the hobbits" and every time he is genuinely baffled as to why he looks like that

[somecunttookmyurl]

told him i made this post and he's still insistent that he isn't tall

bf: i'm not tall! i feel like everyone i see is around the same height as me. like people in the street

me: they aren't

bf: but i can see their faces! if i'm looking at their faces they must be the same height

me: you're looking down slightly babe

bf: why would i do that

me: because you're tall

[somecunttookmyurl]

incidentally the fact i am 5'5 also comes as a shock to him at least once a day and then he inevitably asks if i'm "normally that short"

[somecunttookmyurl]

if you lean in real close you can hear his singular brain cell bouncing around like a windows screensaver

[sandersstudies]

Opposite energy of my 6’1 aunt who said to me “are you short? I had no idea. Everyone looks the same height to me because I look down at them.”

[gushers]

Posted on a Wednesday because we don’t care about the rules!!!!! 

[action52]

dude haha this is so fucking epic

[foothive-deactivated20171028]

gushers sort of said fuck here

[action52]

Fruit gushers said fuck

[action52]

Fruit gushers said fuck

[action52]

Fruit gushers said fuck

[action52]

Fruit gushers said fuck

[doujhin0]

[delicateskin-deactivated2020122]

good sex and deep talks

[dustdotorg]

[theanimalmemes]

[unclefather]

[love]

By Nate Bittinger