Beware the Sailor with the Crew of Goners

A Pirate Gaster parody blog

[weird-deard-gaster]

Avast, me hearties! My Deltarune awaits!

[Parody rp blog by @rathgoretheimp . Made completely on a whim.]

[captain-gaster-offical]

whyd you lowkey make gerson so strong that he could whoop you into overmorrow just by looking in your direction? (Only 00000000.000000000004839% of his full power btw)

You think that was on PURPOSE? Hell no! I'm still scared of him, and he literally can't come back!

[weird-deard-gaster]

Alvin prayed too much for him.

Now he's too powerful.

This is why I warned the Knight to never appear in the same scenes as him.

We never should've given him that Shadow Crystal.

And he never even used it.

[weird-deard-gaster]

its my DELTARUNE now

If you bought it

Then yes,

It is yours

In the sense that you own it.

Unlike with CERTAIN companies nowadays...

[weird-deard-gaster]

Play my Deltarune

Collect my Eggs

[spacedawgspace]

SHARE A BITE WITH YOUR FRIENDS

[weird-deard-gaster]

Feed them.

[sgklan]

LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS AND VALUE VALUE THE FUN

Hi, I'm not dead. Have this silly thing I made because Pirate Gaster is the best thing to come out of this fandom since uhhh friend inside me

[captain-gaster-offical]

Brush those theories off now, our mystery mystery man!

[weird-deard-gaster]

All those players never treat me right, they haven't seen

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

the last food you ate is your nickname now how is it going

good

bad

great

awful

results

Voting ended onJul 20

[askgasterandacquaintances]

...

MY NICKNAME IS NOW PUDDING.

GREAT.

[adorable-fluffy-boi]

Cookie isnt that bad

[weird-deard-gaster]

Donut

Or so was the mod's last ate food.

Though it's certainly easier to say than "Octopus Dough Ball"

So sure. Let's go with that.

[sm64mario]

driving my car

right down the street

i see'a toad

tire go squeak

[weird-deard-gaster]

This is literally what happened between Asgore and Dess

[weird-deard-gaster]

Yar har fiddle dee dee,

Being a pirate is alright with me!

Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free

You are a pirate!

[ottermercurial]

SHIP'S LOG NUMBER SEVENTEEN

BRINY BRINIER YET BRINIER

THE WAVES KEEP GROWING

THE SCURVY CUTTING DEEPER

RUM SUPPLY NEGATIVE

THIS NEXT VOYAGE

SEEMS

VERY

VERY

SWASHBUCKLING

...

WHAT SAY YE BOTH?

[captain-gaster-offical]

Wuh-

WHO READ ME DIARY?!?

[weird-deard-gaster]

I second this statement.

[chrisberi2]

Pirate Gaster Fic

Read the fic it's peak trust me

[weird-deard-gaster]

Wonderful.

Truly wonderful.

Everyone should read this.

[halfsixwakeup]

[weird-deard-gaster]

Ahoy

[mossyriverrocks]

I am quite fond of this “Weird Deard Gaster” fellow

I know he’s not green will you ever forgive me

[weird-deard-gaster]

Regardless of color

I will always have

The DRIP.

...Or so Aqua has told me it was called.

[scr1mbly]

✋︎♐︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎❼︎❒︎♏︎ ❒︎♏︎♋︎♎︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ⧫︎♒︎♓︎⬧︎📪︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎❼︎❖︎♏︎ 🙰◆︎⬧︎⧫︎ ♍︎♋︎◆︎⬧︎♏︎♎︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ❒︎□︎♋︎❒︎♓︎■︎♑︎

[rick-the-hamster]

Alright, found a translator. Now, let's see-

...Oh, rack off-

[weird-deard-gaster]

Haha Richard

You have caused the Roaring

[robbiezdead]

Gaster...put the cats away gaster...they don't need protein..

[weird-deard-gaster]

You cannot tell me what I can or cannot have.

I am going to get 60 more.

[angstflavoured]

convinced hes never gonna show cus hes busy having the time of his life partying on side missions

[captain-gaster-offical]

I BE STEEEAAAALING UNDERTALE!!!

[tail-of-hell-offical]

CAPTAAAAAIIIN!!!! STEER THE DAMN SHIP PROPERLY WE'RE GONNA SIIIIINK

[captain-gaster-offical]

I BE STEERING JUST *Burp* FINE, LADDIE!

What is that, a woodpecker?

*CRASH*

[weird-deard-gaster]

How unfortunate.

I will be sure not to make the same mistake as this one.

[weird-deard-gaster]

...I have crashed the ship into a rock.

[angstflavoured]

convinced hes never gonna show cus hes busy having the time of his life partying on side missions

[captain-gaster-offical]

I BE STEEEAAAALING UNDERTALE!!!

[tail-of-hell-offical]

CAPTAAAAAIIIN!!!! STEER THE DAMN SHIP PROPERLY WE'RE GONNA SIIIIINK

[captain-gaster-offical]

I BE STEERING JUST *Burp* FINE, LADDIE!

What is that, a woodpecker?

*CRASH*

[weird-deard-gaster]

How unfortunate.

I will be sure not to make the same mistake as this one.